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I see "hurr my gaem iz butter than urz durr" with some crappy analogy thrown in. Also trolling on home ground isn't a great feat.
title should be:
hon vs lol, a fanboy's standpoint
The HoN one is subtly over the top, and the LoL one is in your face over the top. Both are terrible.
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Eh it was arite, you forgot the quotation marks at the very end though.
But consider these points. Would you like the LoLerskaters making those sorta biased bashing threads about HoN? Theres a good chance you dont care, but lets hope you do.
Why not let our community being the ones taking the high ground first? Its pretty nice up there. Imagine if your joke was so funny that both sides of the fence could enjoy it? Rather than just being the random quasi-funny bashing it is.
We are all gamers man, we are even enjoying the same genre. They want to take their game in a different direction, why not let them? Must everything be tailored to your specific taste and needs? You arent the centre of the universe, no matter what mommy told you.
Empathy mother****er, do you have it?
tldr: When will the gamer on gamer violence end :/
EDIT: Just for clarification purposes, im not saying that there doesnt exist gamers that dont deserve that title, but you should leave the persecution of those individuals to the pros.
they have doodoos in their souls
Then change your sig.