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    So I'm at work and there are bagels...

    Some lady just got back after 2 months maternity leave, and the office celebrated by bringing in sweets and the like.

    Anywho, there are bagels.

    I already got one but I want another one because I didn't get breakfast.

    Technically I should be courteous because there is only one left and not everyone has had the chance to go and get some stuff. But you know how life is....

    How do I go about getting the last bagel without anyone noticing? I need to make a distraction of sorts.

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    HEY LOOK AT WOMAN GIVING BIRTH

    then rush for the bagel

    winn

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    Fire alarm, obviously
    http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/sh...3&postcount=12
    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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    Take the last bagel, look at the plate and ask "Who took the last bagel? I saw another one just a while ago."

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    just grab it u wimp

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    shout does anyone want this bagel then say no? quickly then stuff your face with it
    "When I see your face, I wanna be in the human race. You're beautiful it's true, I want to be beautiful like you."

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    Don't do it!!! the minute you go out you're gona get ganked!

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    Ward the upper level places around the bagelbox. If you find no enemies nearby it for a good 30 seconds, you should sneak towards it, grab it and get the hell back to your base!

    Enjoy your consumable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ouTPut` View Post
    Ward the upper level places around the bagelbox. If you find no enemies nearby it for a good 30 seconds, you should sneak towards it, grab it and get the hell back to your base!

    Enjoy your consumable.
    scout couldbe there waiting =(

    you know how he likes to steal things

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolmans View Post
    scout couldbe there waiting =(

    you know how he likes to steal things

    I suggest you go to the vending machine first, purchase dust or anti-invis wards and plant them near the bagels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ouTPut` View Post
    I suggest you go to the vending machine first, purchase dust or anti-invis wards and plant them near the bagels.

    Good idea! that will teach that pesky scout

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolmans View Post
    Good idea! that will teach that pesky scout

    However!

    The bagel could be an illusion.

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    put poppy seeds on it

    then send out a fake email about a drug test in the afternoon

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    noob he has an eye

    in fact he has two
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    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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    Just grab it you *****.

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    take it and eat it

    you need to show the office your DOMINANCE

    let the rest of the shits know who wears the alpha pants

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    take half; show them your courtesy

    Come to Daddy.

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    Pansy.

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    Sneeze and cough into your hand where everybody can see, then hold the bagel up and ask if anyone wants it...

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    did you get it? this information is vital.

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