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Some lady just got back after 2 months maternity leave, and the office celebrated by bringing in sweets and the like.
Anywho, there are bagels.
I already got one but I want another one because I didn't get breakfast.
Technically I should be courteous because there is only one left and not everyone has had the chance to go and get some stuff. But you know how life is....
How do I go about getting the last bagel without anyone noticing? I need to make a distraction of sorts.
Say
HEY LOOK AT WOMAN GIVING BIRTH
then rush for the bagel
winn
Fire alarm, obviously
Take the last bagel, look at the plate and ask "Who took the last bagel? I saw another one just a while ago."
just grab it u wimp
shout does anyone want this bagel then say no? quickly then stuff your face with it
"When I see your face, I wanna be in the human race. You're beautiful it's true, I want to be beautiful like you."
Don't do it!!! the minute you go out you're gona get ganked!
Ward the upper level places around the bagelbox. If you find no enemies nearby it for a good 30 seconds, you should sneak towards it, grab it and get the hell back to your base!
Enjoy your consumable.
scout couldbe there waiting =(Originally Posted by ouTPut`
you know how he likes to steal things
I suggest you go to the vending machine first, purchase dust or anti-invis wards and plant them near the bagels.
Good idea! that will teach that pesky scout
However!
The bagel could be an illusion.
put poppy seeds on it
then send out a fake email about a drug test in the afternoon
noob he has an eye
in fact he has two
Just grab it you *****.
take it and eat it
you need to show the office your DOMINANCE
let the rest of the shits know who wears the alpha pants
take half; show them your courtesy
Come to Daddy.
Pansy.
Sneeze and cough into your hand where everybody can see, then hold the bagel up and ask if anyone wants it...
did you get it? this information is vital.
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