Black Magic and all that weird stuff

Do you think anyone has ever tried to summon a demon or do some magic crap from one of those spellbooks that has all those WARNING signs and what not.

Kind of interesting, my friend told me he used to do stuff like that where he would be invisible as a kid and noone could see him. Don't know the full validity of his statement but this should be an interesting thread.

He also stated he could do a series of actions very quickly after the spell wore off. He felt super human and had very quick reflexes. He said he could plug in all 4 N64 controllers in half a second.

Another mention of his abilities is that he could enchant an area and be able to sense anything that would happen in that area. Like a 6th sense. We have 5 rooms in my house and when he would come over at times he would tell me what my brother and his girlfriend would do. They would argue and talk behind peoples backs and he even told me what his facebook password was. My brother and his girl shared a lot of things.

He told me a story where he would magically tell the minds of everyone in the enchanted zone to cease all thoughts for the time being. They would recover but I remember he did this to me and it was so weird feeling!

My friend was a Muay Thai fighter. He knew a lot of fighting techniques which made him a very good fighter. What worried me when he was telling me what he could do was that when he striked someone, no matter how hard or soft he hit them. They would be unable to fight back. Temporarily of course, but I always worried if he could permanently disarm someone.


The last and final story he told me of his abilities was he would be able to smite someone down with an unknown force. I would never let him try it on me when I saw him use this power on a bully that would pick on him at Elementary School. It was like a shockwave that pierced his soul. He recovered but when he was hit it was like he moved in slowmotion afterwards, collapsing at almost 1/4 speed and acting in the same way. He recovered from his slow-mo but the damage still remained.


A very weird child, most say his abilities are useless, some say they are more powerful then you can ever imagine. Some say it doesnt exist?

What do you say?

[[TZUL]Narfle]

I say youre as stupid as L Ron Hubbard, and your friend exceeds it.

But i was originally a communistic giraffe-coffee hybrid that was made from sprite bottles and only lived on the power of mass attraction, and refused to do the vacuuming on thursdays.

I invented air during my period as that creature, but i was nice enough not to patent it.

Now if you dont stop posting permanently, im going to crawl through the internet and smack your face 500 years ago with hindusim.

Am i making myself clear?

I say youre as stupid as L Ron Hubbard, and your friend exceeds it.

But i was originally a communistic giraffe-coffee hybrid that was made from sprite bottles and only lived on the power of mass attraction, and refused to do the vacuuming on thursdays.

I invented air during my period as that creature, but i was nice enough not to patent it.

Now if you dont stop posting permanently, im going to crawl through the internet and smack your face 500 years ago with hindusim.

Am i making myself clear?

Don't make fun of my friend!

[jar]

icwutyoudidthar your friend is scout har har





derp.

[[SOCK]stronK]

genius, scout4life IS the HoN forums

[[TZUL]Narfle]

As the king of godsville (which isnt called godsville by its inhabitants) and the supreme deity reigning over all other deities and demigods, i declare this thread is now about the absolutely most retarded stuff you can think of.

Mass is irrelevant in mass attraction.

[LolMaliken]

bromanski, shut up

[TreeHorse]

[Omnom1]

lold.

[[LsE]Malefication]

Most retarded thing you can think of...

Hey Narfle, how did it feel to realize that you had posted too quick, without realizing what OP actually wrote?

[[TZUL]Narfle]

Most retarded thing you can think of...

Hey Narfle, how did it feel to realize that you had posted too quick, without realizing what OP actually wrote?

You mean that i didnt understand that the guy named Scout4Life, who initiated his post with a picture of scout, was talking about scout?

No, i missed that entirely.

Aaaah, YOU wrote the most retarded thing you could think of. Well i guess that was well played.

[[Loli]coolmans]

You mean that i didnt understand that the guy named Scout4Life, who initiated his post with a picture of scout, was talking about scout?

No, i missed that entirely.

Aaaah, YOU wrote the most retarded thing you could think of. Well i guess that was well played.

this one's a classic o_0..

seriosly im amazed everyday how narfle can troll people

[LolMaliken]

foofoo never amazed me you know. except when i heard him talk. it was like a tiny norweigan mouse. then he turned his sound back up and he was a drunk viking screaming in my ears

[[Loli]coolmans]

foofoo never amazed me you know. except when i heard him talk. it was like a tiny norweigan mouse. then he turned his sound back up and he was a drunk viking screaming in my ears

as in this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

[LolMaliken]

i <3 technoviking

Why is this forum filled with "lolimsorandom" kids.

God damn be funny please.

[LolMaliken]

lol?

[[TZUL]Narfle]

youre so random!

[LolMaliken]

apparently

[[JAC]Lamer883]

I say youre as stupid as L Ron Hubbard, and your friend exceeds it.

But i was originally a communistic giraffe-coffee hybrid that was made from sprite bottles and only lived on the power of mass attraction, and refused to do the vacuuming on thursdays.

I invented air during my period as that creature, but i was nice enough not to patent it.

Now if you dont stop posting permanently, im going to crawl through the internet and smack your face 500 years ago with hindusim.

Am i making myself clear?

have to admit i rofled at that