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    Balphagore's Belly - Banter and Brawl

    The wooden doors of Balphagore's Belly haven't been greased in years, and creak loudly when opened. Entering the pub, one is immediately assaulted with a tirade of sensual sensations - the reek of sweat, piss, and beer; the sight of grime, broken chairs, and fornicators.

    Like all pubs, BB has its rookies and its longstanding locals. The rookies knock themselves out on hard ale or start sloppy, violent fights with other amateurs. The veterans sullenly empty their pints from the dark corner bar, where they grumble about the way things once were and occasionally punch anyone fool enough to bother them.

    Near the door, the hulking bouncers Calloniel and Gorb look sourly upon everyone. Everyone with half a brain stays clear of them.

    Hellhole though it is, Balphagore's Belly is a home away from home to the bored miscreant denizens of the village of Off-Topic.



    Welcome to Balphagore's Belly, the official location for all random discussion, flame, and other odd behaviors. Anything and everything goes that does not directly violate a forum rule, or can be considered a serious topic; please remember to keep it PG-13. Cheers.
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    If it isn't clear to you, you can do whatever the hell you want here.

    I stayed up watching the meteor shower out in the mountains this weekend and barely got any sleep, so I'm sick and irritable. A few good drinks and I'm going to pass out so I can get up for work (blah).

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    Well, I guess it's better than nothing!

    Edit: WAIT A SECOND APOSTATE. I'M PRETTY SURE HIS NAME IS BALPHAGORE, NOT BALPHEGORE.
    Last edited by SuwakoChan; 08-13-2012 at 03:02 AM.

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    CAN I POST NUDES OF SUWAKOCHAN HERE?!

    I HAVE A WHOLE FOLDER, WITH BONUS SHOE PICS.

    ok

    I might

    Or not,

    posting in epic thread that will last for a long time, but will never beat Thysios' thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broodje View Post
    CAN I POST NUDES OF SUWAKOCHAN HERE?!

    I HAVE A WHOLE FOLDER, WITH BONUS SHOE PICS.

    ok

    I might

    Or not,

    posting in epic thread that will last for a long time, but will never beat Thysios' thread.
    Shoe pic you say? :O

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    Might as well first page this

    Thanks Vahn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broodje View Post
    CAN I POST NUDES OF SUWAKOCHAN HERE?!

    I HAVE A WHOLE FOLDER, WITH BONUS SHOE PICS.

    ok

    I might

    Or not,

    posting in epic thread that will last for a long time, but will never beat Thysios' thread.
    post em broodjie. POST EM

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingSaber View Post
    post em broodjie. POST EM
    I wouldn't mind his posting the shoe pic. :3

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    Not sure if I still have it. Will try to upload it tonight.

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    Why not Balphagore's Sticky?

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    Please use the report post function to have me review a post that you believe is breaking the Forum Rules.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyve View Post
    Why not Balphagore's Sticky?
    Need ^^


    This game meant something to me once.

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    PG-13 ruins all the fun.

    The best BB times ever were had in Burge's erotica thread.

    That reminds me, he still owes us that / story from the last BurgeBot Arena...

    I'd sing you a song, but
    I'm just a little hoarse.

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    Btw nice intro Apostate


    This game meant something to me once.

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    Isn't this what we do in the "last one to post..." thread?


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    I believe this is more of a commemoration to Balph's Belly. I'm sure both threads will become similar in the long run.


    This game meant something to me once.

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    Syth ehm. Probably.
    amaze

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    4.2_4.3 2.2_7.3_6.3_6.3_3.1_5.1_3.2

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    Having all things for old BB into one thread. It will be Hell on Newerth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syth` View Post
    Isn't this what we do in the "last one to post..." thread?
    Nah, I don't feel obliged to post in this thread.

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    Can we get Burge out from the cellar? The tavern wouldn't be the same
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