3 Kills - "Someone is going to get badly hurt"
4 Kills - "Now you're just being cruel"
5 Kills - "Keep it up and you will lose five HUNDRED points"
6 Kills - "Just stop it already"
7 Kills - "I mean, seriously now"
8 Kills - "I call this one; SMASH"
9 Kills - "You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position"
10 Kills - "Unbelievable"
Immortal - "You MONSTER!"
Double Tap - "Hello again"
Triple Kill - "Clickety click click. Right on the money." (Defective Turret)
Quad Kill - "Electrocuted. Shot. Drowned. Crushed."
Annihilation - "I was unaware they stacked human waste that high"
Genocide - "It's funny because most of it actually happened"
Massacre - "To reiterate; this is NOT a competition"
Defeat - "Critical Error" (Turret)
Victory - "You win!"
First Blood - "First sign of defiance"
Get it on / Game start - "There's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot, more, killing."
Hellbourne / Legion Barracks / Tower destroyed - "Target lost" (Turret)
Denied - "I don't blame you" (Turret)
Humiliation - "Oh you are KIDDING me"
Kongor / Transmutantstein / Zorgath Slain - "I don't hate you" (Turret)
Hellbourne / Legion Wins - "No hard feelings" (Turret)
Nemesis / Payback / Rival - "OK we're even now"
Powerup Double Damage - "You are better than everyone"
Powerup Haste - "You are faster than everyone"
Powerup Illusion - "Who ARE you?" (Turret)
Powerup Invisibility - "Are you still there?" (Turret)
Powerup Regeneration - "Killing you... is hard"
Ragequit - "You can't fire me I quiiiiit!" (Defective Turret)
Retribution - "Punished by the gods" (Turret)
Smackdown - "Sorry about exploding you"
Structure under attack - "Preparing to dispense product" (Turret)