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    King of the hill

    Not sure if done before, But Meh.
    The rules:
    1. Try to take The hill off someone
    2. You may add defences to the hill
    3. Try not to use anything that's been done before (at least in the last 20 posts)
    4. The game.
    5. Want to add a rule, PM me.
    I'm OP, the hill is mine, I hire a single guard.
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    I'm cooler and the hill is now mine as I hire twice as many guards :3

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    I like this game.

    Unfortunately, you forgot that the hill is on a large, desolate island. Without a steady supply of food, your guards starve. I take the place over, installing a pool that I enjoy with my harem of babes. Oh, and I brought enough food for eight years.

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    I make an island surrounding your island controlling the water flow and install a harbor so I can dock a pirate ship. Since you have no guards my pirates enter and take all your women and food. The hill is now mine and my pirate crew are my bodyguards.

    I drain all the water and there is now a huge drop.

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    I fire a nuke on the island and visit it with a radiation suit after 1 week, bringing with me a steady supply for at least a few years.

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    Unfortunately you failed to realize that the island is also a dormant volcano. Using my state of the art Seismic Remote Assault Unit, I trigger the volcano and it explodes, killing you.

    I construct a metal castle that is suspended on bridges over the hole the volcano blew. In this castle, I make a pool that I chill in with my new babes. They are Puerto Rican.

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    After being found by a team of mad scientists I am rebuilt using copper cyborg parts, I plant a timed magnet bomb in your castle making it implode and crushing everything inside and then rolling off the hill shaped like a little ball.
    Last edited by JimmehCake; 08-05-2012 at 05:27 PM. Reason: SWITCHING METAL BRO.

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    Wait, so there's nothing on the hill now?

    Ok, I walk up on top of the hill and place my towel on it. And you can't move it, because you know that's against the rules!

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    My alternate font has different rules. Thus, I take your towl and remove it.

    I reseed the lands of the hill with beautiful palm trees, and build a white manor there. There is a huge moat of lazer sharks.

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    With 20 choppers. I fly a huge metal dome that falls on top of your island, covering everything inside. I vacume all the air from inside the dome so everyone will die. I add dirt and replant trees on top of the metal done, which is now the new hill. I then add air back into the inside of the dome, and make a grand out fit for only the finest king of the hill. I then install a force field that covers the whole hill, even under it. Also add manbearpigs armed with lazor gunz.

    Thanks Vahn

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    I bring my dinosaur that eats force fields.
    Also my ladybearpigs seduce your manbearpigs and they now work for me.
    Since you never appointed the finest king, i take the empty throne upon the top of the hill.

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    i distract the dinosaur with my rpg strapped with meat.
    and then i lure bangatron away with chicks then i take the throne and go to sleep
    Shame on the ones that have wings, but don't use them to fly.
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    chicks... my only weakness

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    I turn into Nicolas Cage, crash a plain full of convincts into the island, and take it by force. Then I exile the convicts on scraps of the broken plane to drown in the ocean in a moment of pure, unadulterated justice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by apostate View Post
    i turn into nicolas cage
    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooool

    You are the best thing to happen to the world.


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    I get the declaration of independence and set it in an elaborate trap and start some rumours about another secret message on it.
    When apostate cage goes to steal it ill take back my throne then watch as apostate cage gets trapped.

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    Thear used water gun
    It is very effective.
    Thear is now on the throne
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    After the wild thear appeared bangatron throws a masterball.
    Thear successfully captured
    Bangatron now reclaims his slightly wet throne.

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    Once you become king, the hill is transported to my home, tartarus and the only way there is through a labyrinth where every turn and end holds a deadly trap and youm are faced against the Titans along the way.

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    Muuchi is ruler! MUAHAHAHAHA!

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