"Kicks You" - A HoN Parody of Coldplay's "Fix You"

[[Jigg]Badcopz]

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Hi Guys

While singing "Fix You" by Coldplay in my vocal group, I was overcome with inspiration to make a HoN parody of the song. The first line "When you try your best and you don't succeed" I could easily see as "concede," which made me feel the need to alter the whole song. The result was a universal venting of frustrations all HoN players encounter at least once.

I do not own the original song "Fix You" nor the backing track, however the lyrics and performance itself are my own. As this was a parody, I meant no offence to anyone.

I had a lot of fun writing and performing this song, and although I'm no professional singer by any means, I wrote it out of my love for the game and hope you enjoy it!

Regards,

James "Badcopz"

Kicks You
A parody of Coldplay’s “Fix You” by James Davis

When you try your best and you don’t concede,
When bottom lane continues to feed,
When the Monkey King denies your creep,
Just swear and curse.

With your phase boots on you up the pace,
The Devo hooks you on the face,
Your clan say that you’re a disgrace,
They swear and curse.

You fight and die alone,
No wards, you sigh and groan,
Then some guy vote kicks you.

Your MMR has dropped too low,
The trash and trolls won’t let you go,
Your KDR you never show,
You’re not a Smurf.

You fight and die alone,
No wards, you sigh and groan,
Then some guy vote kicks you.

No team please don’t chase,
They have four guys pushing right into our base!
No team please don’t chase,
Oh Why!

Tears stream down your face,
Why did I not CC right in the first place?
Tears stream down your face,
Oh Why!

You fight and die alone,
Your team just cry and moan,
Then S2 vote kicks you.