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Thread: The Bacon Bargain
So as I was sitting at my computer for thirty minutes rapidly tapping my F5 key in the grand hopes of winning free stuff, I got really hungry. I didn't let this hamper my efforts in receiving new swag, though. The codes came up, I copy/pasta'ed with all my little heart, but received only a three word denial each time. My fingers are simply too fat and slow to compete against my fellow HoN players. But I refuse to give up! I decided I simply needed to change my tactics and pursue another route. I was still hungry by this point, and I am betting the S2 staff is also hungry. I have decided on my attack plan. This is my proposal:
Bacon.
This is a precious commodity. A resource that cannot be underestimated. I have some of it. Actually, I have lots of it.
Observe the bacons in their natural habitat:
Bacons being cooked:
Bacons in all their cooked glory:
This is but a mere portion of the bacons in my possession. If you will trade me a key, I will give you so. many. bacons. I would give you all the bacons but I already ate that small plate. It was more than just delicious, and I'm not quite so hungry anymore.
Thank you for listening to my plea. Don't leave the little bacons all alone out in the cold.
8/10
will share with grandkids.
Thanks for the sig Lhune <3
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I was expecting this to be a suggestion for a honstore bundle.
Pig courier and a German flag.
“You promised me Scout,
that if I followed you, you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”
Scout replied,
“The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”
Lol, I didn't think about that.
Dat bacon, mmmmmm
Bacon is a valid currency m i rite
Your fingers don't look fat at all, but your thumb seems bent.
I assume you will be sending S2 the medical bills.
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Well I'm not exactly fat but I have the heart and soul of a toddler on a diet of sugar and greaseOriginally Posted by IsmaelVera
Your fingers don't look fat at all, but your thumb seems bent.
I assume you will be sending S2 the medical bills.
Bacons... mmmmmmmmmmm
Choosing between the lesser of two evil, but in the end you still choose evil. Screw that, I want a third option.
If moderation is a fault, then indifference is a crime.
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph in the world is that good men do nothing.
Unlike you, good sir, I guess Xanderk doesn't like bacons :'(.
A disturbing revelation indeed.
Source?
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I don't know that for certain I was just assuming so as he hasn't replied to this thread yet while he is pretty active in other threads.Source?
I do realize the gravity of my accusation, though. Perhaps I was too strong-worded.
#13
BLASPHEMY
Hahaha, guess I was wrong :P Good to hear you are a brother in bacon
S2 give this man a code
"Honestly I think the reason we all get so upset over this game is BECAUSE of how much we love it." -PieRowManSir
I say give everyone here in this thread a working code.
@looking_out
My goal is for at least one of my heroes to be ported into HoN! Help my cause and get S2 to see these!
Check out "IsmaelVera's Vault of Heroes" in the Hero Drafts section!
http://i.imgur.com/XaDGr.jpg
IsmaelVera, President of the HoN Forums
give everyone a ****ing code! better! remove from EA and give everyone his alt!I say give everyone here in this thread a working code.
@looking_out
Thanks for the support broski
I don't need a code if this guy gets one, delicious bacons. ^_^
I used to be a vegatarian, and then I took a bacon to the mouth and was all like "WELL F**K THIS"
Bacon is lifeblood that fuels the dreams and desires of champions. eat bacon my friends.
Quality post, would read again.
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