Pokemon Thread

[[AsLa]RedWrath5]

You guys realize that the Pokemon in Gen 5 are like that b/c they are making fun of America right. Gen 5 takes place in New York, while the others take place in regions in japan.

[[f13]SomethingOdd]

There's a few first generation pokemon like that too.



and I always thought koffing was based on sea mines


I guess they ran out of animals so now they use ice cream cones or whatever.

It was a joke, there is a TRASH pokemon, of all people, you didn't get it

[R0XAS]

I think 1 and 2 gen was grand... After that. Just weird.

[[Loli]Loli]

One day... one day.

[R0XAS]

Wow. They are all very well made! Dragon Eevee is fantastic!!!
Gen 6, next set of Eeveelutions incoming lol

[skeloperch]

^Gen 6 should also have a bunch of evolutions (we should be seeing a Mantine, Mr. Mime, Sudowoodo, and Chimecho evolution, if the trend continues) to popular pokemon. I'd also like them to revisit some of the shittier gen 1 pokemon (Dewgong, Electrode, Golduck, Jynx [even though she is actually a pretty good pokemon], and Kingler), but that's just me dreaming.

It was a joke, there is a TRASH pokemon, of all people, you didn't get it

Trash > a radio-active pile of semen, dildo (+triple dildo as an evolution), and a floating poison-land-mine that turns into a monstrosity that not even Garbodor can rival. I don't get all that hate for Trubbish and Garbodor; they're some of my favorite 'mons from that generation. If I weren't already using Conkledurr and Leavanny in my current Black play-through, I would be using Garboder. It just so happens that everything late-game has a boat load of defense, so I can't just stock up on physical attackers (because **** you, Shauntel).

[[f13]SomethingOdd]

It's also the names, come on ConkleDURR. Who the **** came up with the names, Nothing to do with what the pokemon is sometimes.

[[Nasu]Emiya]

^Gen 6 should also have a bunch of evolutions (we should be seeing a Mantine, Mr. Mime, Sudowoodo, and Chimecho evolution, if the trend continues) to popular pokemon. I'd also like them to revisit some of the shittier gen 1 pokemon (Dewgong, Electrode, Golduck, Jynx [even though she is actually a pretty good pokemon], and Kingler), but that's just me dreaming.

It's like the creators hate the poor guy

[[Loli]Loli]

If he did get an evolution it'd look like this:
(yeah im best artist ever)

[[Nasu]Emiya]

The requirement for evolution should be defeating another farfetch'd thereby stealing its leek

Knowing nintendo it would have the same stats. But two leek. And much more confidence.

[R0XAS]

Farfetch... lol
I hope if gen 6 ever gets created the Legendary pokemon are really cool. Gen 1 has mew, mewtoo, trio birds. Gen 2, ho-oh and lugia, celebi, legendary dogs. Gen 3 has fine ones too. Then suddenly gen 4 has a god pokemon... Gen 5 has creators of space/time? Gen 6 what kind of powers will those legendaries possess i wonder? XD

[[TTFR]Chime]

I want that frikken normal type evolution of Eevee. A moon stone and gg. I always hate that Eevee has shitty stats.

[skeloperch]

Farfetch... lol
I hope if gen 6 ever gets created the Legendary pokemon are really cool. Gen 1 has mew, mewtoo, trio birds. Gen 2, ho-oh and lugia, celebi, legendary dogs. Gen 3 has fine ones too. Then suddenly gen 4 has a god pokemon... Gen 5 has creators of space/time? Gen 6 what kind of powers will those legendaries possess i wonder? XD

Gen 1's legendaries were Mew, which is a primitive species of pokemon that was once abundant, but evolved into all other pokemon, the legendary birds (most likely an ancient species of pokemon that has yet to fully die out), and Metweo ( a failed attempt at replicating Mew). Gen II has Lugia, which is a fat-ass psychic bird that does nothing but sit in a cave and create whirlpools, Ho-oh, which is another bird, but this time it burned some ****, and created some legendary beasts, which are also bigger versions of the 1st gen eeveelutions. It also has Celebi, a small sprite-like pokemon that likes to **** with time. Gen 3 has Groudon, who raised the land from the ocean, Kyogre, who created the ocean, Rayquaza, who created the atmosphere, the Regis, which are a species of golems created by Regigiga, Deoxys, an extra-terrestrial space virus that likes to **** EVERYONE up, and Jirachi, another extra-terrestrial that has the ability to grant wishes (it's a ****ing shooting star). Gen IV has God, Arceus, the legendary trio created Space, Time, and anti-matter. it has the two dream-legendaries, Darkrai and Cressalia, it has some small hedgehog that turns into a small deer, and it has the three beings of emotion, knowledge, and willpower. Gen V's legendaries are supposed to be the embodiments of abstract ideas (Reshiram = Truth, Zekrom = Ideals, Kyrurem = unity), it has the three Kamis (which are basically the pokemon form of Japanese gods), and it has the three musketeers (which are supposed to be heroic pokemon that shun society for it's misdeeds), and My Little Pony. Oh yeah, and it has some musical twat, and a badass ancient bug guy (who was known for terrorizing **** like Aerodactyl, Kabutops, and other fossil pokeon) that gets reinvented with a cannon on it's back (if you can **** up an Aerodactyl, you don't need the cannon).

Basically, Legendaries are becoming part of the story line, like it or not. This aint Gen I/II anymore, which was basically "HURR LET'S GO FIGHT THE ELITE FOUR AND **** ON SOME BAD GUYS ON THE WAY". Now the bad guys are actually intelligent, and try to strive for a goal (Ghetsis was an actual good villain, as he was literally one pokemon battle away from complete world domination, and was thwarted by the MC at the last moment. Maxie's intentions were, arguably, better than the MC's, which makes him one of the best villains ever. Cyrus was basically Hitler's pokemon counterpart). All Giovanni had going for him was that he ran the Pokemafia.

[[TTFR]Chime]

^I completely agree with everything. However, i dont really want more "BIG BADASS BRO" legendaries anymore. Something that represents something extremely important is far better in my perspective. And also: Why can every single legendary fly? Its getting stressing that a big 9000kg thing can fly, but a little mouse cant.

[[PonE]Jozzeh]

Thread makes me wanna pickup my sister's gameboy advanced SP and play the Emerald version.

[[TTFR]Chime]

My sis got a Nintendo DSi XL for her birthday redently, if i get home i am so much gonna steal it.

[Sigvatr]

Played Red, then Gold and was already bored by some creations, then played Crystal or sth. where Nintendo included that beauty contest faggotery, was sad what became of Pokemon and turned by back on the series.

Recently picked up Firered and love it. Based on the, by far, best generation with lots of useful changes (you can actually RUN ffs!). Firered = best Pokemon game. Hands down.

[skeloperch]

^I completely agree with everything. However, i dont really want more "BIG BADASS BRO" legendaries anymore. Something that represents something extremely important is far better in my perspective. And also: Why can every single legendary fly? Its getting stressing that a big 9000kg thing can fly, but a little mouse cant.

I'll actually agree here. I'm tired of this Zekrom/Reshiram/Dialga/Palki bullshit. Stop with the overly complex dragon legendaries. They aren't interesting. I liked Kyogre, Groudon, and Rayquaza, but all other cover legendaries are dumb. I still like most Gen 3 legendaries (minus Jirachi), and most of Gen 4's (minus Heatran and Cresselia). Gen 5 also had some pretty cool legendaries (the Kamis, Genesect), but it feels like most are overdone 10 year old drawings (Meloetta has a ****ing music staff for her hair, and Zekrom has a jet engine as his tail).

More legendaries like Deoxys/Mewtwo/Lati@s would be pleasing.


And yeah, most legendaries can fly for some reason. What's even more interesting is that a fatass dragon that is as tall as a building (Zekrom) can't use Earth Quake, yet Slowpoke (a small, 1 foot tall sloth beaver thing) can. It's like Game Freak throws darts to see what moves pokemon get.

[R0XAS]

Slowpoke is cute though. Gen 6. Creator of the god pokemon incoming.

All gen 2 legendaries made it into a movie except Ho-Oh.

[[Loli]Loli]

need new slowpoke.
Need slowgod.
Evolutionary Legendary?!?
Jaja.