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    ****ing **** I hate being ****ing tall how the **** do i be short

    ****ing seriously i want to be short. ****.

    I drew a picture to let you all know how annoying it is being tall







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    And here I wanted to be taller so I can feel less miniature compared to the 6 footers...

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    Landmine, amputation, malnourishment. These all solve your problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beanybag View Post
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    I'm around 187cm and really it's quite nice being slightly taller than average.

    ... Except when I have to push carts at walmart, because why make the 170 cm guy do physical activity when the cashier is taller than the actual cart pushers...

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    Trust me Element it's really not all that good.

    Little kids are afraid of me because I'm so much bigger than them.

    Oh and also because I very, VERY rarely actually show emotion.
    I kind of just walk around with a completely straight face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by `RSS View Post
    Trust me Element it's really not all that good.

    Little kids are afraid of me because I'm so much bigger than them.

    Oh and also because I very, VERY rarely actually show emotion.
    I kind of just walk around with a completely straight face.
    I just wanna be like, ~170 cm......:3

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    i make short man version

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    Yeah but you spent a lifetime being ignored by girls in high heels listening to electro dubstep hardcore dance synth punk house garage beats


    while I spend a lifetime (well not since this is my last year there) BANGING MY ****ING HEAD ON LOW EDGES AND ****ING SIGNS AND BENDING BEYOND 90degrees TO PICK UP BOXES

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    ****ing **** I hate being ****ing tall how the **** do i be short

    Sigh. I feel you OP. I am slightly over 1.90m and it's horrible. The only time it's good is when you need to find someone in a crowded area.

    To add to your bad points, it sucks being used as a meeting point at festivals and concerts and stuff.

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    I know how it feels to be tall but I dont see your point. If you are constantly bnaging your head and chin on things its not becouse you are tall, its becouse you are somewhat stupid and badly coordinated if you cant dodge them/remember to duck and not bang your head every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blumfeld View Post
    I know how it feels to be tall but I dont see your point. If you are constantly bnaging your head and chin on things its not becouse you are tall, its becouse you are somewhat stupid and badly coordinated if you cant dodge them/remember to duck and not bang your head every day.
    This. I'm not as tall as you (192 cm), but all you really have to do is duck more. I constantly duck slightly (or nod my head) every time I walk through doors and other places where there is a risk I hit my head. Sometimes I fail and that sucks, but it's so rare it's no big deal. Almost only positives with being tall, tbh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malefication View Post
    This. I'm not as tall as you (192 cm), but all you really have to do is duck more. I constantly duck slightly (or nod my head) every time I walk through doors and other places where there is a risk I hit my head. Sometimes I fail and that sucks, but it's so rare it's no big deal. Almost only positives with being tall, tbh.
    anyways short people look stupid midgets. rather a bit taller, more manly with a good posture

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    You want to be short and I wouldn't mind being a couple of inches taller! I'm 5'8 which is average (for my race) so I suppose I'm satisfied, especially since most girls are shorter than that. It could be worse...you could be 5'3 or something like that. I'd take tall over short any day
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    but aren't you good at basketball?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marsholade View Post
    but aren't you good at basketball?
    also this. not like it should be automatic but Im guessing you didnt grow that tall as an adult so you mustve tried out basketball when you were young and taller than classmates/other kids your age

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broodje View Post
    1.86cm, gg. Best length for possible in my opinion.
    You're that short?

    Wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElementUser View Post
    You're that short?

    Wow.
    Yeah... You're not alone.

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    5ft 11

    come at me bro's

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