Fat Italian/Pizza Chef Balphagore

[BLOODFALCON]

"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.. BALPHAGORE"

So, Balphagore needs some love, and my friends and I came up with this little tune above based off of Dean Martin's song (Balphagore is supposed to rhyme with "amore," pronounced as it would be in Italian). I propose an alternate avatar of a Fat Italian/Pizza Chef Balphagore.

Visual Changes
I. Model:
He would look like a stereotypical fat Italian chef (google image search it) with a really big and awesome mustache.

Some images to help provide an image for those too lazy to search:
1) simple picture


2) *suggested by megalomarc* Maybe something a little more accurate, something grungy looking. This is from TMNT I believe


II. Abilities:

Regurgitate would almost stay the same, except maybe it would look more like pizza sauce and he would clearly be puking on you. I do not imagine Demonic Pathogen changing much visually, maybe incorporate cheese-like visuals. Corpse conversion would only show visual differences in the minions. Minions would be changed into fat Italian sausages. Lastly, Hell on Newerth would simply be reanimated to be a giant pizza that spawns and grows. the more charges, the more toppings there are on the pizza, or simply, the more Italian sausages there are to attack and explode.

-Other Suggestions:
Suggested by Frostgore, perhaps instead of a pizza, have him spill pizza sauce everywhere, more charges implying spicier sauce.

Audio Changes
He would being singing/talking in Italian, pretty simple. Maybe somehow incorporate someone sounding like Dean Martin saying "Balphagore" as he uses Regurgitate or Hell on Newerth. His simple demonic laughs would be replaced by Italian rambles.

-Other Suggestions:
Part of Frostgore's suggestion for Hell on Newerth, the sound would be Balphagore yelling "SAUCE ON NEWERTH!"

Here is Dean Martin's song for those who are unaware of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69O4PXzAQ5Y

Edit Log:
Aug 21st: Added link to song, links to pictures, added some suggestions from other posts.

[GpL]

This is a brilliant idea. Should be on the front page.

[IgnisMadax]

This would be a day 1 buy for me, and I am sure many others.

[Frostgore]

I'm italian. I find this to be awesome

His ultimate, instead of the pizza. Could be

"SAUCE ON NEWERTH!!"

Then alot of red sauce spreds on the screen, slowing everyone and causing damage because its too spicy.

Hah xD

[[K12]Ivanoiide]

I find this hilarious. +1 for this idea

[LOLKLUMPY]

I find this idea to be amazing and would easily spend 1200 gold coins to be able to summon a gigantic pizza.

[Secor]

AMAZING

[megalomarc]

[BLOODFALCON]

Thanks everyone for the support and suggestions thus far! I have updated the original post to include these ideas and some visuals. Also made some things a little more clear.

[Niltech]

For regurgitate I would have him spew out spaghetti and red sauce. His minions could be little mobsters with baseball bats.

[BLOODFALCON]

For regurgitate I would have him spew out spaghetti and red sauce. His minions could be little mobsters with baseball bats.

I like the idea for Regurgitate. The little mobsters are a possibility, but I initially misread this as "lobsters" so I imagined crabs running around after the ult haha, I add this in to the OP when I get some more stuff to add in as well

[BLOODFALCON]

bump =) i really think this has some potential to shed some light on an under used hero