What if everything you ever bought
CAME
IN
A
ROCKET CAN

HEY, do you wanna save SO MUCH TIME?
Try POWERTHIRST the courier for people who buy GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HEALING ITEMS

With all new flavors like WARD OF SIGHT
You want Battlefury? Well how about RUNED AXE made with swords, REAL SWORDS

Sound the alarm, Moon Queen just bottled an Invis rune, LUNARGY

These aren't good puns these are all I could come up with
DESPERATIONPUNS

With this courier you bought your team your carry will be as farmed as SAND WRAITH but will never be as good as SAND WRAITH because they aren't as safe a pick as SAND WRAITH
400 CREEP SCORE

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