Name of S2 employee or statement about why S2 sucks
Restatement expressing my anger at S2.
Paragraph beginning with "why can't you just", followed by an idea that demonstrates my complete lack of knowledge of the problems S2 is facing.
Link to a page I found by googling S2's problem that was on the first page and probably has little relevance to S2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink
Statement that I will no longer be playing HoN
Additional, unrelated gripes about the game that result from my lack of player skill and understanding of the meta game
Final sentence stating that I thought about and revised upwards of 15 times in hopes that the reader will feel remorse at my choice to leave
hero picture (e.g. )