It is a game which in the minds of many Moba gamers is the holy grail and ultimate salvation, once the game is released, peace will be had on earth, all disease will be eradicated and heavenly god will descend onto earth to play Omniknight.
There are no screenshots or actual game info on important subjects such as content and balance, but it is widely presumed that valve, the uncontested champion of the internet and bringer of all that is good and just in gaming will deliver a product of pristine quality and workmanship which would make even Joseph father of the king blush.
Earth will be united in one holy unification on Dota 2, all hon and lol players will be Raptured into its divine authority and the non-believers will be cast back into dota 1 to suffer from lag and disconnect issues for 6 months.
The Prophet of all that is fun and balanced ICEFROG is working on Dota 2 you see, and in his immortal brilliance, can do no wrong in the eyes of all who have all previously heard his beautiful and balanced creed.
Cast ye worries aside, for Dota 2, the true game of games, the pinnacle of human creativity and timeless divine relic approved by Jesus Christ himself will soon be here, will you be worthy to take solo mid?
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