Been seeing requests for awhile now for a Heroes of Newerth General Discussion rap thread. I wanted to do it monday night after my last exam of the semester but the forums were down. I have noticed that due to the recent cyber attacks that the forum population has decreased by half. This thread should be a symbol of hope, it should never leave the front page if we keep bustin rhymes like a porn star busts nut. As long as this thread remains alive and at the top we can never be defeated.
Here is the thread where it all started, I was bored of posting so I decided to spice it up one day to entertain myself and it yielded interesting results: http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?t=234486
The make a difference kids, the lurkers, the trolls, the foreign kids will all be there on the otherside. We are an internet ecosystem. Now lets kill this parasite. Here we go:
Yo you been askin' so now I will deliver
I'll make ya penis hard or make ya vag quiver
Some lame nerds out there up on the cyber attack
I'm gonna beat the **** out of them? Fact
When I can't post on the forums I go through withdrawl
I get all sick, fall to the floor and then have to crawl
Not being able to post gives me a sore throat a fever
Makes me more upset than a one minute game time leaver
S2 and their moderating gestapo had me locked away for a week
I thought that during that time it was my insanity that would peak
They call me a spammer, an annoyance, and even worse a troll
So they tried to dig a ban grave and then drop me in that hole
It's ok, we the truth is out there, we are onto their secret plans
We know about the conspiracy, and the Cigarette Smoking Man
But this isn't the place, in fact this isn't even the time
We gotta work together to stop these forum-killing cyber crimes
I'm just your average little white nerd probably just like you
I spend my time playing video games and watching Doctor Who
I am a student of physics, to understand how things work
Being a smart charming badass sure has a ton of perks
This will be the sixth and yes the final verse
I know I'm not Dr. Dre but surely there are worse?
So if you don't know how this works, if you are new
Basically just post a rap, here, now its up to you:
I wanna contribute but my rhymes are weaker than really old limes.
In hon I distribute kills like a vegas hooker sells cheap thrills.
No matter how hard I try, I'm forever in the well, never dry.
But for you doctorspoon, I'll make myself look like a bafoon.
i hope this thread never dies
cuz our sanity it does rely
i wonder wut could b in the patch this friday?
if somebody knows plz do say!
it seems more bads are online
it sent shivers down my spine
how could they b at 1700+
then suck so much and put up a fuss?
i think this is all i gotta say
just thought i would try to make Dr Spoons day
Awhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah *****es get your hands up in the air because I'm about set this ***** on fire.
(little john) YEEEEAHHHHH
*****es go wild when they see me cause im so good
i call them keepers of the forest- in other words they've got wood.
you wouldn't kno it but im a player
i get mo *****es than that pimpslayer
(little john) YEEEAAHHH
aight john shut the **** up for a minute
i gotta let these kids kno im in this to win it
i set **** on fire
like a pyromancer for hire
dropping lyrical bombs much like the bombardier
*****es are impressed i **** them in the rear
k I'm done being an idiot.
dont be hating dont justify in order to recognise
the unbeleavable the beleaveable extra terestrial
incredible focus the mind and not try not to defy
the lies of the guys who ride on there way to the sky
to high enough to whats said to be read diopajwodwankjdwlamk o **** not rapin my bad
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This one goes straight out to my boy DVT
The gestapo got him, gonna bust my boy free
Tired as hell, work all day at a lame nursing home
Try to meet some babes, gotta get that dome
Anyone else still representing some Unreal 1?
Coop is a blast, one of the few games left thats fun
Going to the store tomorrow, need bananas and grapes
I should make a thread called "I'm DoctorSpoonRape"
Today on a unit, a nurse came over on the attack
She says to me: "This chicken is ****, take it back"
I just smirk and walk around her, dont tell me my job
I should've knocked that woman in the face, made her sob
What are you guys doing tonight, got any big plans?
Probably being huge nerds I assume, going to LANS
That's alright though, I'll admit, I am quite jelly
My rap flow is so sick, it is sicker than Nelly's
probably one of the worst threads i've ever read on these forums.
Guy is begging for "WOW THIS IS AWESOME MAN!"'s too hard
this got unfunny pretty fast..
u still might get 1 or 2 'lol''s in 4chan tho. so try there.
You really have to think with more precision
I sip on ice water, some of that H TWO O
That **** is good for you, don't you know?
My office is the one above Maliken The CEO
To playas like me he is just another average joe
I walk into S2 games with a suit and my charm
Gobble up their profits like its spaghetti with parm
So i guess you think the only rhymes
worth a dime happen at the end of lines,
but a fool like you can't even comprehend
how to speak the speech,
to busy beating your meat
to see you're just a leech for attention.
Stop being a try hard