......Did a rhino seriously just bust through my door?
Weapon: my two dogs?
Outcome: wtf is a rhino doing in my house? he stampedes us all and then ults the wall to fall on us. GG.
Outcome: Just as he is about to press the trigger, I show him a picture of Hilary Clinton I found on the internet and told him of her location. He realized there were witches to be hunted and left me alone.
To my left: My husband
Outcome: Bottle bounces FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Weapon: Wagon Wheels
Outcome: Slamming down the door, just about to ult and tongue me when I proffer wagon wheels. Whilst distracted with said wheels I sneak around behind him to grab my guitar to smash over his head. Without blinking he finishes his wagon wheel, turns and Electric Jolts me.
Room now smells like burnt chicken.
on his way to clean up.
Would probably just slip her some roofies and have a nice cup of tea when she wakes up and has calmed down.
Hero: (female avatar)
Weapon: Sun tan lotion
Outcome: I'm now hard as ice
Last Hero I played: [CMM on other Account]
To my left: Chessboard
Outcome: I challenge him to a game of Chess and Win. He kills himself.
i tell him that he is deadly sick, he ulties away
Weapon: Some books + unfinished homework
Outcome: I get him to finish my homework for me
Outcome: I'm left dead/satisfied after she drains the life energy out of me.
Weapon: Can of Mortein
Outcome: This ***** is ****ed
Weapon: bowl of popcorn
outcome: we share the popcorn while watching dune and laughing at the fx