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[[sawp]bjw]

Hero:
Weapon: A metal folding chair.
Outcome: He turns invisible by the tree in my front yard waiting for me to leave before he pushes my desktop tower. All is well.

[[f13]SomethingOdd]

1270 Flint, keyboard.
He auto attacks me, but it barely hurt, he tries to flare me, but he missed, I whack him a few times, and he starts to channel his ulti, I then quickly beat him to death.

[BlueSteel]

Hero:

Weapon: Mug of Tea

Outcome: My hot tea splashes harmlessly off his shell. He then teaches me to respect my elders with a big strand of Kelp.

[BerriePie]

Hero:
Weapon: hair clip
Outcome: Ulti's my hairclip. HEALTH REGENERATING HAIRCLIP. forever healthy.

[smeXsa]

Hero:
Weapon: Speaker
Outcome: I am death boiling while listening to awesome music

[[GM]SuwakoChan]

Hero: Witch Slayer
Weapon: Desk chair
Outcome: I'm screwed. Silver bullet right through my chair. (And head).

[[BnB]JelloBoy]

Hero:
Weapon: My two dogs
Outcome: > obviously

[[R]Syth`]

Hero:
Weapon: Lamp
Outcome: Buttf*cked

[[FuZ]SlicerDigZ]

Hero: :Fayd:
Weapon - Window/Neighbour's dog

Outcome - Nothing, i can't see fayde

[[TTFR]Chime]

Hero:
Weapon: Calculator
Outcome: Calculated everything, so i beat him.