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[Yinn]

Weapon: empty cup

Outcome: GG

[Catpants]

Full size pianola

The keyboard cover may just be wide enough if she's flexible

[Mondok94]

Hero:
Weapon: Craft Knife (Use it for work, student)
Outcome: I cut him so bad, he wishes he'd never been cut, but he gets me with dark swarm, and him and his imba pet rape me with two slows and a net D:

[MY_HOUSE_SON]

Hero: ( is just an accessory)
weapon: Broken laptop, coffee mug, pc screen and a keyboard.
outcome: Never leave to work without preparing to fight a bear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU

[STERVERT]

Hero:
Weapon: Coffee cup
Outcome: POW!

[[xQs]`Alucard]

hero:
weapon: half-full water bottle
outcome: she bloodbathed last game so she must be tired, npz

[[ECHI]Galford]

Hero:

Weapon: Half-full bottle of Axe spray

Outcome: Using the almighty power of the axe spray, I seduce the seductress and we have hot steamy sex on my bed.

[[RCTs]MeneerKrabs]

Hero:
Weapon: :AxeOfTheMalphai::Slayer::Hack::LoggersHatchet: :RunedAxe:
Outcome: I lost a leg :O

[[2]Gangstar]

Hero:
Weapon: mike and ikes

outcome: i try to run but 40% slow means i get about two steps before i fall and am dragged into his giant mound...becominggggg




shudder.

[EasyErica]

hero:
weapon: coffee mug
outcome: my room exploded

[[FPu]HiJoe]

Hero
Weapon: Cup of coffee
Outcome: Blind him with the coffe, also get abit in he's beard , pyro sad i try 2 comfort him and get's a fire rocket in ma face.

[Anderbad]

Hero:
Weapon: Large cabinet

Outcome: I attempt to wield the cabinet. It tips over and crushes me. Electrician didn't have to lift a finger.

[SauroposYdon]

BAMMM kicks open the door !!

When I look at my left on the PC's desk I see an empty glass, some pens, an air conditioner remote and a - TOO LATE vampiric flight !! He hits me wit his wing.. "OUCH" I yelled then he uses first spell.. I run around like a headless chicken... "Do you fear darkness ?" he says.. I'm like "Not really..." then he eats me and I'm dead 8(

[Mondok94]

KA-PLOOSH :Voldemort: rushes into my room.

I scream, my mother runs in and sacrifices herself with love.

Voldemort loses his nose, and I've been on a quest sever since to return it, but he seems hell bent on killing me. Like seriously, does he want his nose or what? god.

[iggoms]

weapons: 6 foot tall potted plant
outcome: i let tb chill in my plant while he gives me free electricity.

[[CWAT]Fancy_Pantz]

Who says that your last played hero has to fight you?
For all I know, Scout might just want to smoke a bong with you.
That being said.

Hero: Warbeast
Weapon: KFCs Double Down Burger

That's something I can sink my teeth into.

Then we proceed to get high off some weed, get hungry, uses metamorphisis and I ride him to get some more KFC.

[[ESHS]balcomb]

Weapon: Bottle of Jim Beam
Outcome: We spend a good three hours reminiscing about the good old days when pyramids were made PROPERLY

[KingTyros]

Car Keys

Pyro breaks down my frail door looking for an easy gank, little does he know I already expected him. Beads of sweat drip down my forehead, I can feel the intense heat of his fiery power. I wait for the perfect moment to strike then ARHGHGHGH i jump out of my closet and attempt to slash pyro with my car keys, little did I know it was just an illusion. I had fallen for the oldest trick in the book. I then looked across the room only to see a small dwarf sitting in my chair laughing maniacally. Unfortunately the last thing i remember was a fiery phoenix charging at my face and a small dwarf in the background with my "water pipe" in his hand saying "Blaze a trail".

True Story

[ScoutsHonor]

Hero:
Weapon:Empty bowl
Outcome: "GG man, you raped too bad your team was ass."

[Hat_Truck]

Weapon: Empty Ozarka Water Bottle
Outcome: Fukked