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    Weapon: empty cup

    Outcome: GG

  2. #22


    Full size pianola

    The keyboard cover may just be wide enough if she's flexible

  3. #23
    Hero:
    Weapon: Craft Knife (Use it for work, student)
    Outcome: I cut him so bad, he wishes he'd never been cut, but he gets me with dark swarm, and him and his imba pet rape me with two slows and a net D:

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Chasity View Post
    Hero: ( is just an accessory)
    weapon: Broken laptop, coffee mug, pc screen and a keyboard.
    outcome: Never leave to work without preparing to fight a bear
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU
    Im making a montage, send me your replays
    http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/sh...4#post15899484

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    Hero:
    Weapon: Coffee cup
    Outcome: POW!

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    hero:
    weapon: half-full water bottle
    outcome: she bloodbathed last game so she must be tired, npz

  7. #27
    Hero:

    Weapon: Half-full bottle of Axe spray

    Outcome: Using the almighty power of the axe spray, I seduce the seductress and we have hot steamy sex on my bed.
    There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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    Hero:
    Weapon: :AxeOfTheMalphai::Slayer::Hack::LoggersHatchet: :RunedAxe:
    Outcome: I lost a leg :O

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    Hero:
    Weapon: mike and ikes

    outcome: i try to run but 40% slow means i get about two steps before i fall and am dragged into his giant mound...becominggggg




    shudder.

    G☆

  10. #30
    hero:
    weapon: coffee mug
    outcome: my room exploded

  11. #31
    Hero
    Weapon: Cup of coffee
    Outcome: Blind him with the coffe, also get abit in he's beard , pyro sad i try 2 comfort him and get's a fire rocket in ma face.

  12. #32
    Hero:
    Weapon: Large cabinet

    Outcome: I attempt to wield the cabinet. It tips over and crushes me. Electrician didn't have to lift a finger.
    To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.

  13. #33
    BAMMM kicks open the door !!

    When I look at my left on the PC's desk I see an empty glass, some pens, an air conditioner remote and a - TOO LATE vampiric flight !! He hits me wit his wing.. "OUCH" I yelled then he uses first spell.. I run around like a headless chicken... "Do you fear darkness ?" he says.. I'm like "Not really..." then he eats me and I'm dead 8(

  14. #34
    KA-PLOOSH :Voldemort: rushes into my room.

    I scream, my mother runs in and sacrifices herself with love.

    Voldemort loses his nose, and I've been on a quest sever since to return it, but he seems hell bent on killing me. Like seriously, does he want his nose or what? god.

  15. #35

    weapons: 6 foot tall potted plant
    outcome: i let tb chill in my plant while he gives me free electricity.
    DOTA2, the savior of MOBA.

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    Who says that your last played hero has to fight you?
    For all I know, Scout might just want to smoke a bong with you.
    That being said.

    Hero: Warbeast
    Weapon: KFCs Double Down Burger

    That's something I can sink my teeth into.

    Then we proceed to get high off some weed, get hungry, uses metamorphisis and I ride him to get some more KFC.

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    Weapon: Bottle of Jim Beam
    Outcome: We spend a good three hours reminiscing about the good old days when pyramids were made PROPERLY

    Thanks AvunaOs for the sig!

  18. #38


    Car Keys

    Pyro breaks down my frail door looking for an easy gank, little does he know I already expected him. Beads of sweat drip down my forehead, I can feel the intense heat of his fiery power. I wait for the perfect moment to strike then ARHGHGHGH i jump out of my closet and attempt to slash pyro with my car keys, little did I know it was just an illusion. I had fallen for the oldest trick in the book. I then looked across the room only to see a small dwarf sitting in my chair laughing maniacally. Unfortunately the last thing i remember was a fiery phoenix charging at my face and a small dwarf in the background with my "water pipe" in his hand saying "Blaze a trail".

    True Story

  19. #39
    Hero:
    Weapon:Empty bowl
    Outcome: "GG man, you raped too bad your team was ass."

  20. #40

    Weapon: Empty Ozarka Water Bottle
    Outcome: Fukked
    Quote Originally Posted by senzation54
    I don't care which Christian branch you belong to, unless you belong to one that acknowledges that the entire friggin Bible is a fairy tale that was written by a bunch of different idiots and then voted by a congress on which gospels and crap were actually worthy of being in the Bible, you're an idiot. You're a person who doesn't think for himself and clings to the stupid beliefs his parents forced on him as a child, or you're the even worse kind of idiot who actually started believing this crap as an adult. Either way you're an idiot.

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