Full size pianola
The keyboard cover may just be wide enough if she's flexible
Weapon: Craft Knife (Use it for work, student)
Outcome: I cut him so bad, he wishes he'd never been cut, but he gets me with dark swarm, and him and his imba pet rape me with two slows and a net D:
Im making a montage, send me your replays
weapon: half-full water bottle
outcome: she bloodbathed last game so she must be tired, npz
Weapon: Half-full bottle of Axe spray
Outcome: Using the almighty power of the axe spray, I seduce the seductress and we have hot steamy sex on my bed.
There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
Weapon: :AxeOfTheMalphai::Slayer::Hack::LoggersHatchet: :RunedAxe:
Outcome: I lost a leg :O
Weapon: mike and ikes
outcome: i try to run but 40% slow means i get about two steps before i fall and am dragged into his giant mound...becominggggg
Weapon: Cup of coffee
Outcome: Blind him with the coffe, also get abit in he's beard , pyro sad i try 2 comfort him and get's a fire rocket in ma face.
Weapon: Large cabinet
Outcome: I attempt to wield the cabinet. It tips over and crushes me. Electrician didn't have to lift a finger.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.
BAMMM kicks open the door !!
When I look at my left on the PC's desk I see an empty glass, some pens, an air conditioner remote and a - TOO LATE vampiric flight !! He hits me wit his wing.. "OUCH" I yelled then he uses first spell.. I run around like a headless chicken... "Do you fear darkness ?" he says.. I'm like "Not really..." then he eats me and I'm dead 8(
KA-PLOOSH :Voldemort: rushes into my room.
I scream, my mother runs in and sacrifices herself with love.
Voldemort loses his nose, and I've been on a quest sever since to return it, but he seems hell bent on killing me. Like seriously, does he want his nose or what? god.
weapons: 6 foot tall potted plant
outcome: i let tb chill in my plant while he gives me free electricity.
DOTA2, the savior of MOBA.
Who says that your last played hero has to fight you?
For all I know, Scout might just want to smoke a bong with you.
That being said.
Weapon: KFCs Double Down Burger
That's something I can sink my teeth into.
Then we proceed to get high off some weed, get hungry, uses metamorphisis and I ride him to get some more KFC.
Weapon: Bottle of Jim Beam
Outcome: We spend a good three hours reminiscing about the good old days when pyramids were made PROPERLY
Thanks AvunaOs for the sig!
Pyro breaks down my frail door looking for an easy gank, little does he know I already expected him. Beads of sweat drip down my forehead, I can feel the intense heat of his fiery power. I wait for the perfect moment to strike then ARHGHGHGH i jump out of my closet and attempt to slash pyro with my car keys, little did I know it was just an illusion. I had fallen for the oldest trick in the book. I then looked across the room only to see a small dwarf sitting in my chair laughing maniacally. Unfortunately the last thing i remember was a fiery phoenix charging at my face and a small dwarf in the background with my "water pipe" in his hand saying "Blaze a trail".
Outcome: "GG man, you raped too bad your team was ass."