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    You are browsing the HoN forums when your last played hero kicks in the door.

    ...And Turns the corner with malicious intent. Your weapon is directly to your left. How screwed are you?

    Hero:
    Weapon: Guitar.
    Outcome: I get in a few good whacks before my guitar breaks. Die to thorns.

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    hero:
    weapon: a lamp (lol)
    outcome: barrell rollllllllllllllllled

    they call me the boot king

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    Hero:
    Weapon: a dislodged computer-mouse
    Outcome: Obliterated!

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    hero:
    weapon: iphone and uni timetable
    outcome: so ****ed
    "Hate in my heart, love in my mind."
    :BehemothsHeart:

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    attacks!
    Bottle of orange juice
    He runs at me, taunts. Since I am sitting in a class room full of students everybody attacks him and he is spinning like crazy, killing all of us.

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    Hero:
    Weapon: a PSP
    Outcome: malice turns to fascination with the gadget; we both get drunk on ale.

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    Hero:
    Weapon: iPhone
    Outcome: Trying to kill him with iGuns simulator. Not good enough. Dies to several boomdusts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AwesomeAL View Post
    attacks!
    Bottle of orange juice
    He runs at me, taunts. Since I am sitting in a class room full of students everybody attacks him and he is spinning like crazy, killing all of us.
    I ****ing lol'd.

    Hero:
    Weapon: White Noise Machine (set to rain).
    Outcome: Hellbringer ults me, but malphas quickly falls asleep onto Hellbringer, killing him.

    I win.
    Quote Originally Posted by MileyCyrus View Post
    on the brightside, LOL @ whoever bought diamond

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    Weapon; full water bottle.
    Outcome; completely impaled, shredded and wrecked to pieces.

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    an ipod dock station
    I die due to the fact he probably had 30 mins of free farm.

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    Weapon: A textbook

    Outcome: Bloodhunter senses me through my pathetic shield and rips me to pieces faster than an angry pitbull

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    lack of :fors: in this thread

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    Weapon: Hot Wings

    Outcome: Devourer sells me his soul for food, but I wasn't fast enough to escape while he om nom nom's the meal down, and he was ready for the main course. However, his weight causes the apartment floor to cave-in, causing a massive SHOCKWAVE, killing him. I land on , who came to get revenge on for slapping her butt, and I capture her in my pokeball.

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    weapon: a cane
    outcome: accursed blows his ultimate, runs, heals the trashcan while running past, uses ring of sorcery for more mana while running, puts shield on himself, and keeps running in search of tower... all i did was look at him, i didnt even get to hit him

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    Hero:

    Weapons: A grip of soda cans and some forks

    Outcome: Hellbringer has no legs, therefore he cannot kick the door down. GG.

    Mb, were you casting brah? Oh that's right, no mana.
    Thx goes to iHazard for the awesome sig!

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    weapon: yogurt

    outcome: oh no! guano!
    Quote Originally Posted by THE_BIG_BIG View Post
    OH GOSH. I felt an instant connection. I just got so excited.

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    Last hero played:

    Item currently directly to my left: Box of tissues

    Outcome: I couldn't finish fast enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griefknight View Post
    lack of :fors: in this thread
    Just going to write some ideas for those:

    Outcome: She ults me from outside my window, watching me die.


    Outcome: Swap + stun in front of a car outside. gg


    Outcome: 5s stun from ****`ing nowhere. Call -> dead


    Outcome: Teleports in for the ult. dead.
    Quote Originally Posted by MileyCyrus View Post
    on the brightside, LOL @ whoever bought diamond

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    Hero:
    Weapon: My literature book.
    Outcome: She read Attila József's whole oeuvre to me, and I killed myself in depression.

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    Hero: ( is just an accessory)
    weapon: Broken laptop, coffee mug, pc screen and a keyboard.
    outcome: Never leave to work without preparing to fight a bear
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorSpoon View Post
    I saw some asian kid at my school playing what I could tell was a MOBA game from a few meters away, and when I approached and started watching (I thought it was LoL at the time but couldnt be certain I've never played it) he turned and said "Do you play Weague of Wegends" I laughed and walked away.

    Thats half the reason I've never tried it

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