weapon: a lamp (lol)
outcome: barrell rollllllllllllllllled
they call me the boot king
weapon: iphone and uni timetable
outcome: so ****ed
"Hate in my heart, love in my mind."
Bottle of orange juice
He runs at me, taunts. Since I am sitting in a class room full of students everybody attacks him and he is spinning like crazy, killing all of us.
Weapon: a PSP
Outcome: malice turns to fascination with the gadget; we both get drunk on ale.
Weapon; full water bottle.
Outcome; completely impaled, shredded and wrecked to pieces.
an ipod dock station
I die due to the fact he probably had 30 mins of free farm.
Weapon: A textbook
Outcome: Bloodhunter senses me through my pathetic shield and rips me to pieces faster than an angry pitbull
Weapon: Hot Wings
Outcome: Devourer sells me his soul for food, but I wasn't fast enough to escape while he om nom nom's the meal down, and he was ready for the main course. However, his weight causes the apartment floor to cave-in, causing a massive SHOCKWAVE, killing him. I land on , who came to get revenge on for slapping her butt, and I capture her in my pokeball.
weapon: a cane
outcome: accursed blows his ultimate, runs, heals the trashcan while running past, uses ring of sorcery for more mana while running, puts shield on himself, and keeps running in search of tower... all i did was look at him, i didnt even get to hit him
Last hero played:
Item currently directly to my left: Box of tissues
Outcome: I couldn't finish fast enough.
Weapon: My literature book.
Outcome: She read Attila József's whole oeuvre to me, and I killed myself in depression.