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...And Turns the corner with malicious intent. Your weapon is directly to your left. How screwed are you?
Hero:
Weapon: Guitar.
Outcome: I get in a few good whacks before my guitar breaks. Die to thorns.
hero:
weapon: a lamp (lol)
outcome: barrell rollllllllllllllllled
they call me the boot king
hero:
weapon: iphone and uni timetable
outcome: so ****ed
"Hate in my heart, love in my mind."
:BehemothsHeart:
attacks!
Bottle of orange juice
He runs at me, taunts. Since I am sitting in a class room full of students everybody attacks him and he is spinning like crazy, killing all of us.
Hero:
Weapon: a PSP
Outcome: malice turns to fascination with the gadget; we both get drunk on ale.
I ****ing lol'd.Originally Posted by AwesomeAL
Bottle of orange juice
He runs at me, taunts. Since I am sitting in a class room full of students everybody attacks him and he is spinning like crazy, killing all of us.
Hero:
Weapon: White Noise Machine (set to rain).
Outcome: Hellbringer ults me, but malphas quickly falls asleep onto Hellbringer, killing him.
I win.
Weapon; full water bottle.
Outcome; completely impaled, shredded and wrecked to pieces.
an ipod dock station
I die due to the fact he probably had 30 mins of free farm.
Weapon: A textbook
Outcome: Bloodhunter senses me through my pathetic shield and rips me to pieces faster than an angry pitbull
lack of:fors:
in this thread
Weapon: Hot Wings
Outcome: Devourer sells me his soul for food, but I wasn't fast enough to escape while he om nom nom's the meal down, and he was ready for the main course. However, his weight causes the apartment floor to cave-in, causing a massive SHOCKWAVE, killing him. I land on, who came to get revenge on
for slapping her butt, and I capture her in my pokeball.
weapon: a cane
outcome: accursed blows his ultimate, runs, heals the trashcan while running past, uses ring of sorcery for more mana while running, puts shield on himself, and keeps running in search of tower... all i did was look at him, i didnt even get to hit him
Hero:
Weapons: A grip of soda cans and some forks
Outcome: Hellbringer has no legs, therefore he cannot kick the door down. GG.
Mb, were you casting brah? Oh that's right, no mana.
Thx goes to iHazard for the awesome sig!
weapon: yogurt
outcome: oh no! guano!
Last hero played:
Item currently directly to my left: Box of tissues
Outcome: I couldn't finish fast enough.
Just going to write some ideas for those:lack of
Outcome: She ults me from outside my window, watching me die.
Outcome: Swap + stun in front of a car outside. gg
Outcome: 5s stun from ****`ing nowhere. Call -> dead
Outcome: Teleportsin for the ult. dead.
Hero:
Weapon: My literature book.
Outcome: She read Attila József's whole oeuvre to me, and I killed myself in depression.
Hero:(
is just an accessory)
weapon: Broken laptop, coffee mug, pc screen and a keyboard.
outcome: Never leave to work without preparing to fight a bear
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