Okay I wanna play Gladiator, thats my thought process, no swap offers go through, I soon realize they dont speak my language. (english)
I move on I highlight soulstealer, they highlight a few heroes, torturer in the mix, I check the stats. No good:
White light is the enemy team is just as bad, everyone in the game but me is under 1600 psr, terrible stats all-around. I choose soulstealer and do the instant ready up wombo combo, my team talks in english and to my surpise they feel like swapping heroes around. I think "yes, this is a good thing"... They end failing to swap before timer goes down and get heroes they didnt want < : (
I quickly realize deadwood is nothing mid solo, worst opponent of my life at mid... I opt to roam lanes with the level advantage I can just walk around handing noobs my purple nerple. I do such and my team rewards me with no ward vision and no support. I love watching my team dodge assistance to there mid solo when they have all abilities off cooldown and full life and mana.
I continue on and all of a sudden my team speaks perfect english? I'm puzzled why did they act like they couldnt earlier... I didn't understand and I marked it as one of lifes many mystery. I watch as the game goes down the drain, my teammates being slain like lamb sacrifices by the worst players of the game, I absorb the most cringe worthy noise in the players accents as they talk.
I sob sweet tears of agony as they ignore concede votes... This is the first time I have wanted to concede.
Hispanic? Asian? I don't know... The voices haunted my american self until I was dazed, tranced in a never ending cycle of death... I soon realized that solo matchmaking is out to get me and I shall not be safe.
We got to leave the game... Feeling good about myself with the bad MM rating I've established I got a Coke Zero and surfed the web... Only to come here to release this first draft... The novel will be out next year.
Thank you S2 for allowing hundreds of thousands act remedial in a online team game...
You sure your native language is English?
America doesn't have an official language.
Where's the poll?
Edit: there's no deadwood in your game?
Miss looked, 5-7 79/10 Cks and striders for soulstealer
Last edited by bad`kid; 12-29-2010 at 01:07 PM.
i'm not playing hon with you cryer... but i can buy your book if you make one!
I loled good with your text, so much passion!!
funny thing you said your psr was 1600+ and with 1 game it went down to 1487.