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    Doing bad at HoN all of a sudden? I may know why

    Have you suddenly started doing bad at HoN when you were better earlier? Well it could be related to masturbation.

    You might be thinking "Wait masturbation? That is a healthy practice!" Well yes it's true that its healthy when not over doing it. This came into light when I recently started doing bad, like running around in teamfights instead of doing stuff. So I looked at my recent habit changes, excess masturbation, so I went ahead and googled about it and found out this

    Does masturbation has any effect on brain ?

    Yes. Although not directly. It does affect your brain in one way or another. For example it decreases your memory power. You seem to forget things that you should remember. You become uncertain about many things. You can't remember dates and events exactly. You are not sure weather you have locked the door or not. You mind becomes a sort of uncertain.


    TL;DR
    Stop masturbating 2-3 times a day and limit it to 2-3 times a week

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    Wtf??? hahahahaha

    lol'd...

    /serious face: WTF
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    Once a week.

    Quote Originally Posted by KalurO View Post
    Melee carries need some sort of blink to be effective at the very least.

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    oh man thats why

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    What is the source of your quote?
    All masturbation does (Assuming you get an orgasm) Is temporarily reducing your testosterone levels.
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    In HoN, attacking structures during the absence of creeps is not backdooring.
    If someone is utilizing guerrilla style tactics on your structures, it is an acceptable strategy.

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    haha funny. that's how I found out to ! !! thank you Hon and psr system. It's true. 1 drip of sperm is 60 drips of blood.

    Funny how they use the words to. mans best friend a dog instead of god and sex instead of Xes to it.

    what about those pro hon players to ? Got milk ? Angry testies. do you think they know ?

    When i hadn't mastrubated for 4 months. my psr went to 1816. when i started again, cause it can be hard to stop when you start again, its almost stronger then heroin my psr dropped to 1430.
    Last edited by _Igor; 10-29-2010 at 06:24 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown
    Does masturbation has any effect on brain ?

    Yes. Although not directly. It does affect your brain in one way or another. For example it decreases your memory power. You seem to forget things that you should remember. You become uncertain about many things. You can't remember dates and events exactly. You are not sure weather you have locked the door or not. You mind becomes a sort of uncertain.
    Cool source, bro.

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    I stopped masturbating.

    Now im almost 1800.
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    S2, July 29th
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    [...]weather you have locked the door or not.
    Must be a very reliable source.

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    Does this apply to sex aswell? Does sex make you dumb?
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    Anyway gtg my pet rabbits are humping each other, gotta stop that shitt.

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    Cool stories bros
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    Quote Originally Posted by FishcatcH View Post
    Cool stories bros
    If youre trying to indicate 1800 solo takes time to get, then its just you being bad and deluded.

    edit : Wtf u edited ur post 5 sek after. gg, i guess you feared my awesome reply and realized how wrong you were.
    S2, Dec 13th:
    "We will never allow players to gain an ingame advantage for money, ONLY COSMETICS"

    S2, July 29th
    "Players will be able to PURCHASE early access to new heroes to play them before they are released for free to the rest of the legacy players."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mopez View Post
    Does this apply to sex aswell? Does sex make you dumb?
    People who play HoN don't have sex...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mopez View Post
    Does this apply to sex aswell? Does sex make you dumb?
    Try try solve a tough mathematical equation while having an orgasm.

    You cant.
    S2, Dec 13th:
    "We will never allow players to gain an ingame advantage for money, ONLY COSMETICS"

    S2, July 29th
    "Players will be able to PURCHASE early access to new heroes to play them before they are released for free to the rest of the legacy players."

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    So... Does that involve handjobs too? It`s almost the same as masturbation, but by another person. And in that case, what about blowjobs, or even regular sex? Does it affect brain function too?

    This is total BS (and I do not refer to blacksmith by BS). Your brain is fine, so take it easy. But take it easy on the little fella aswel - excesive masturbation may not have bad effects on the brain, but that doesn`t mean it`s recomended to overdo it.

    The only reason I can imagine for breaking concentration, is cause of the "happy hormones" that the brain produces during orgasm. But that includes every kind of sex ^^

    So, what would it be? Matering HoN or having regular sex life (masturbation not included!)?

    I choose life ^^

    I graduated medicine 2 years ago, so I have basic ideas what I`m talking about ^^

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    I think woman need our sperm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnarl View Post
    If youre trying to indicate 1800 solo takes time to get, then its just you being bad and deluded.
    Not 1800 after 450 games? It cant be that easy.

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    Dota 2 will fix it.

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    hey lol. your avatar. I got a good one. IF I RUIN PEOPLE

    PEOPLE WILL BRING ME FOOD ?

    And that's why you are bombarded with sex. Cause rich smart people make poor dumb people and you dont need to be smart to get why.

    the same people that make porn make your mtv videos
    Last edited by _Igor; 10-29-2010 at 06:41 AM.

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    I think the main issue here is masturbation while playing as opposed to per say masturbation in general. Pretty sure you aren't gonna be playing as well with one hand, while distracted by your other hand jerking you.

    TL;DR : Stop jerking while playing nerds.

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