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  1. #81
    Like the guy on the first page said, the solution is simple.

    Buy a new HoN account and give her the old one. Then proceed to pad your stats with her noobishness.

    Everyone wins!
    Last edited by Jareth; 08-25-2010 at 08:02 AM.
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    Goood . _ .
    This thread hurts so much.

    Let's just say if you really would love your girlfriend you wouldn't even have posted this thread. if you don't love her, just leave her alone, because you two are not playing a game and there's no stat reset.

    go play HoN and have fun, if you can't handle RL.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MABManZ View Post
    Does your girlfriend provide you hours of entertainment on a daily basis? I think the choice here is easy
    I lol'd
    I'll buy this game when Deathmatch works. GG NORE, @#$! I BOUGHT THIS GAME

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    This game or my girlfriend

    My gf would break up with me if she seen thus thread

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    its ok if she breaks up with you..... i know the perfect girl , Mrs Palmer be her name
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    Quote Originally Posted by MABManZ View Post
    Does your girlfriend provide you hours of entertainment on a daily basis? I think the choice here is easy
    OMG THAT IS SO RIGHT,why havent i thought of it before

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobbrahker View Post
    I am in dire need of a stat reset and I was planning on getting it tommroow, which so happens to be the day of my girlfriends birthday. Now, I'm on strike 2 with my girlfriend after forgetting not only our anniversary but also valentines day. She's surely going to leave me if I explain to her, oh sorry my my stats in HoN are really bad so I'd rather get a stat reset than a present for you., I more than likely would get **** slapped too.

    So im at cross-roads here, pay the stat reset or buy my girl a bday present?
    Any idea's are welcome, im desperate.
    I think a few things need to be addressed before you can come to a reasonable conclusion regarding which path to take.

    1) Firstly, is your girlfriend hot? Well, I guess obviously by your standards she would have to be, unless you were blatantly settling for mediocrity cause you couldn't find anything else. If that's the case, then obviously you're able to walk away from this relationship at the drop of a hat and shouldn't have any problem riding out the rest of your glorious days on nothing but HoN and the occasional bathroom and food break, at the expense of knowing you will be getting NO tail.

    2) If your girlfriend is an 8+ by your standards but a total dog at best to the rest of the male community, however, then you've got a pickle on your hands. You've obviously given up all control in the relationship due to your delusional perception of your chick's hotness, and therefore are screwed. Staying with your girl, which you've placed on an imaginary pedestal, leads you further down that unmanly road of skirt wearing. And dumping her is probably outta the question, seeing as how she's way too important to you to give up. Ignorance is bliss, so you're golden here.

    3) If you're actually so far in the closet that you needed to post this topic on the Heroes of Newerth forum in order to feel like you're not gay at all, then you have one of two options. Either dump your girlfriend and come out of the closet, or stay with your girlfriend and continue having to explain to her why you need to sneak into the other room to masturbate to dude porno mags in order to achieve a full-on rager.

  8. #88
    Quote Originally Posted by Bobbrahker View Post
    I am in dire need of a stat reset and I was planning on getting it tommroow, which so happens to be the day of my girlfriends birthday. Now, I'm on strike 2 with my girlfriend after forgetting not only our anniversary but also valentines day. She's surely going to leave me if I explain to her, oh sorry my my stats in HoN are really bad so I'd rather get a stat reset than a present for you., I more than likely would get **** slapped too.

    So im at cross-roads here, pay the stat reset or buy my girl a bday present?
    Any idea's are welcome, im desperate.
    Im sorry to tell you mate, but having a girlfriend requires you to spend time and money in her.

    Buy her present first, you can always buy a stats reset later.

    Remember what you find the most important: hon or your girlfriend?
    If hon is the case, don't look sad your girlfriend is leaving you
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    One night Chronos got really horny and desperate that he tried hooking up with Ophelia, Nymphora, The Dark Lady and Valkyrie.. But they all rejected him. So he went over to Succubus' house. He knew Succubus was going to reject him 2, so he sneaked into her house and saw her lying on her bed all naked. Chronos being desperate as he was leaped onto her, ulted and had her way with her and leaped out again. After Chronos left and his ult wore off, Succubus was like wtf? What happened?!?!? Then Night Hound said "I don't know, but my butt hole hurts!!

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    What is the point of a stat reset? It's not going to make you a better player, and you'll just end up looking better than you are.

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    Serious posts in a troll thread.
    Welcome to the HoN community guys.
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    Get a new girlfriend.

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    why is everyone assuming his hand can leave him anyway.

    pick hon, your hand will never leave you <3
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    this thread isnt worth without photos

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    Last edited by KalurO; 08-25-2010 at 08:26 AM.
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    aaaaaaahahaa love when people post for life advice and get complete trash responses.

    some serious advice for you man.

    take the girl. quit gaming.

    Gaming is the devil @ work. Alls it does is ruins your life, your network of friends, your career aspects, etc.

    I honestly lost 15kg in 9 months due to gaming in 2006. Yeah dawg, was majorly addicted to a few games, you know, the skinny guy in the corner of his room that doesnt know what daylight is. That was me. Im obviously still involved or I wouldnt be posting, but I only play on weekends and really not that much anymore. 5 hours tops on weekends. Im so much better off now...can i get a hug?

    Take the girl, throw your pc out the window and youll be 10x happier in life.
    Last edited by Valheru_13th; 08-25-2010 at 07:36 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valheru_13th View Post
    aaaaaaahahaa love when people post for life advice and get complete trash responses.

    some serious advice for you man.

    take the girl. quit gaming.

    Gaming is the devil @ work. Alls it does is ruins your life, your network of friends, your career aspects, etc.

    I honestly lost 15kg in 9 months due to gaming in 2006. Yeah dawg, was majorly addicted to a few games, you know, the skinny guy in the corner of his room that doesnt know what daylight is. That was me. Im obviously still involved or I wouldnt be posting, but I only play on weekends and really not that much anymore. 5 hours tops on weekends. Im so much better off now...can i get a hug?

    Take the girl, throw your pc out the window and youll be 10x happier in life.
    lies...
    also the cake is a lie!!

  17. #97
    this guy is so trollin'

  18. #98
    page 5 already?

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    lol does easy mode make spells do more damage or something? o_O

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    can we all sit in a circle and hug?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinithor View Post
    Pretty sad troll. No one would seriously ask this.
    Exactly! The choice here is obvious. GF's gotta go!

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