Like the guy on the first page said, the solution is simple.
Buy a new HoN account and give her the old one. Then proceed to pad your stats with her noobishness.
Goood . _ .
This thread hurts so much.
Let's just say if you really would love your girlfriend you wouldn't even have posted this thread. if you don't love her, just leave her alone, because you two are not playing a game and there's no stat reset.
go play HoN and have fun, if you can't handle RL.
My gf would break up with me if she seen thus thread
1) Firstly, is your girlfriend hot? Well, I guess obviously by your standards she would have to be, unless you were blatantly settling for mediocrity cause you couldn't find anything else. If that's the case, then obviously you're able to walk away from this relationship at the drop of a hat and shouldn't have any problem riding out the rest of your glorious days on nothing but HoN and the occasional bathroom and food break, at the expense of knowing you will be getting NO tail.
2) If your girlfriend is an 8+ by your standards but a total dog at best to the rest of the male community, however, then you've got a pickle on your hands. You've obviously given up all control in the relationship due to your delusional perception of your chick's hotness, and therefore are screwed. Staying with your girl, which you've placed on an imaginary pedestal, leads you further down that unmanly road of skirt wearing. And dumping her is probably outta the question, seeing as how she's way too important to you to give up. Ignorance is bliss, so you're golden here.
3) If you're actually so far in the closet that you needed to post this topic on the Heroes of Newerth forum in order to feel like you're not gay at all, then you have one of two options. Either dump your girlfriend and come out of the closet, or stay with your girlfriend and continue having to explain to her why you need to sneak into the other room to masturbate to dude porno mags in order to achieve a full-on rager.
Buy her present first, you can always buy a stats reset later.
Remember what you find the most important: hon or your girlfriend?
If hon is the case, don't look sad your girlfriend is leaving you
What is the point of a stat reset? It's not going to make you a better player, and you'll just end up looking better than you are.
Get a new girlfriend.
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why is everyone assuming his hand can leave him anyway.
pick hon, your hand will never leave you <3
"When I see your face, I wanna be in the human race. You're beautiful it's true, I want to be beautiful like you."
this thread isnt worth without photos
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aaaaaaahahaa love when people post for life advice and get complete trash responses.
some serious advice for you man.
take the girl. quit gaming.
Gaming is the devil @ work. Alls it does is ruins your life, your network of friends, your career aspects, etc.
I honestly lost 15kg in 9 months due to gaming in 2006. Yeah dawg, was majorly addicted to a few games, you know, the skinny guy in the corner of his room that doesnt know what daylight is. That was me. Im obviously still involved or I wouldnt be posting, but I only play on weekends and really not that much anymore. 5 hours tops on weekends. Im so much better off now...can i get a hug?
Take the girl, throw your pc out the window and youll be 10x happier in life.
Last edited by Valheru_13th; 08-25-2010 at 08:36 AM.