This game, since I doubt you have a girl friend
I like mind games, I'm not that good but I'm kind of a "technician" instead of a "killer"
Dump her then go back out with her after her birthday
Check out my hero!
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well dude think about it , a game or a girl that loves you?!
seriously even when a girl breaks up with you , the time with her was great .
Hon dosnt leave you when you dont buy the stat reset tomorrow.
Buy a her a present , feal better when shes happy about it.
Buy a stat reset later , hon whont hate you for it.
But its youre choise , pay money for a game and act like a nerd , or make a girl happy.
Simple questions, pick A or B.
Which makes you rage more?
1. A) Talking about feelings or B) Scout on your team with invis first?
2. A) Dealing with various dialogues of *****ing or B) The guy on Voip that keeps saying "this team is so bad".
3. A) Girlfriend eyeing random hot guy or B) the 1200 PSR player in MM who has preselected
4. A) The silent treatment or B) The silent treatment during picking phase
5. A) You only being able to perform sexually for 15 minutes or B) 15 minute concede?
truthfully if you have to ask us what you should do..you don't deserve a girlfriend..because you obviously don't care more about her than a video game...if you did...the answer is obvious...buy her something nice..especially since you forgot your anniversary and V-day...i mean come on....is this your first gf?? If so..good job...now stop screwin up lol...I dont know how old you guys are...im 23..what I'd do it take her out to eat "her choice"..of yours if you know anything about her you will know where she likes to eat...and then maybe out to a movie or even rent a damn movie..then maybe you can get some...then after she falls asleep..hop on HoN and improve your stats legitly.. Good luck...I have a feeling you will need it.
What makes you more happy?
1. A) The smile on your GF's face when she sees you the first time today or B) +20 PSR
2. A) Birthday sex or B) ANNIHILATION
3. A) Knowing she is at home waiting for you or B) Knowing there are 30,000 mofo's wanting to do the same thing as you
4. A) Deep and meaningful talks or B) General Discussion
5. A) Love or B) Stats
I'm sure your right hand doesn't require much. Get it a rubber glove for happy alone time and buy your stat reset
Sorry dude, you got the first 3 answers wrong. Yes, Wrong.
Easy to get another girlfriend?
Difficult? Too bad, it's me blacksmith!
Isn't stat reset like $5 dollars? surely if you've had an anniversary she deserves something more than $5 dollars. Regardless this is how you kill two birds with one stone. Tell her you bought her this game (she will be thrilled trust me!) and then have her play on your account for a bit then use the money to reset the stats after she gives up after geting called a noob and cries in her room. Don't comfort her or it will make you look stupid for getting the gift, its her fault for not loving your game.
The fiddler from Chagalls village was inviting me to dance... so I danced.