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    This game or my girlfriend

    I am in dire need of a stat reset and I was planning on getting it tommroow, which so happens to be the day of my girlfriends birthday. Now, I'm on strike 2 with my girlfriend after forgetting not only our anniversary but also valentines day. She's surely going to leave me if I explain to her, oh sorry my my stats in HoN are really bad so I'd rather get a stat reset than a present for you., I more than likely would get **** slapped too.

    So im at cross-roads here, pay the stat reset or buy my girl a bday present?
    Any idea's are welcome, im desperate.
    Quote Originally Posted by facedown View Post
    I am a little surprised how many people do not seem to know if their icon will be accepted. Uncommon sense would go a long way here but it seems to be missing.

    Not offended myself but I'll bet your mom would be, and she is playing HoN with me right now.

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    get her something from the dollar store.

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    Condoms are cheap.

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    Does your girlfriend provide you hours of entertainment on a daily basis? I think the choice here is easy

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    simple solution.

    make something for her.
    from the producer of "40's in my hands and on the scoreboard"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazinkaiser View Post
    You mean BOYFRIEND
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    What is a stat reset? 10$? You must be really really really good looking if you got a girl with that attitude. On the other site you seem to be a nerd, so this is more likely a trolling attempt.

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    The fact you're asking is sad.

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    get a bow and pet it on your wiener. If she doesn't accept it then it's time to find a new gf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MABManZ View Post
    Does your girlfriend provide you hours of entertainment on a daily basis? I think the choice here is easy
    Well put.
    +1

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    if she breaks up with you why bother ? break up on her birthday of extra internets

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    troll is hard at work... and deeply in debt.
    unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

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    Actually now that I think of it, what the hell is the purpose of this thread anyway?

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    Pretty sad troll. No one would seriously ask this.

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    step 1) get a new hon account
    step 2) give her your old account
    step 3) tell her to play with you so you guys can 'bond with each other'
    step 4) beat the shi* out of her in-game
    step 5) your stats are now high, congratulations

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    Disregard females, acquire PSR.
    This video pretty much sums up my life.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMcMB7V7Lko

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohhhhbeeee View Post
    simple solution.

    steal something for her.
    Fix'd. I suggest Walmart, as it's ridiculously easy to steal from them.

    PROTIP: Do not under any circumstances tell her that you stole her birthday gift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saffire View Post
    Fix'd. I suggest Walmart, as it's ridiculously easy to steal from them.

    PROTIP: Do not under any circumstances tell her that you stole her birthday gift.
    this seems to be the best idea, wallmart isnt even that hard to get away with it either
    Quote Originally Posted by facedown View Post
    I am a little surprised how many people do not seem to know if their icon will be accepted. Uncommon sense would go a long way here but it seems to be missing.

    Not offended myself but I'll bet your mom would be, and she is playing HoN with me right now.

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    yeah your stats are pretty bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by `dotmiko View Post
    step 1) get a new hon account
    step 2) give her your old account
    step 3) tell her to play with you so you guys can 'bond with each other'
    step 4) beat the shi* out of her in-game
    step 5) your stats are now high, congratulations
    i like the way this guy thinks lol

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