How to **** around with your team

[Pwnograhpy]

Since most of the time you'll be losing and probably with a hero that couldn't grief your team too well in the first place (unless you're like BH or succubus by luck ;p) just buy a tablet of command and a stormspirit. Tablet of command them into the enemy and storm spirit them so the enemy has time to surround them and line up their disables. Your ToC can score you some kills as well since you'll probably sitting in your fountain while they stare at you and their creeps throne. They'll be facing towards you so a ToC + stun/snare = easy kill for you, just make sure you push your team out so there's no competition. Buying bound eyes for the enemy is funny too if you've got any stealth heroes/assassin shroud users.

[[CtoC]Dredrick]

nerd tears<3

I collect them. I hear they have curative properties.

Going Glacius can be very rewarding, because you can lane with your nighthound ally and freeze him while he's invisible. Or just freeze anyone at random moments for that matter.

[Mewtwo]

Intentionally last hit the neutrals they're killing.

I regularly do this when my int support hero is farming neuts instead of helping in *any*way and i'm a carry/semi, hell pretty much anyone.

[[SsR]voidpredator]

going to their home and smash them in the face is not hard

[MasterGeese]

I remember back in DotA there was an earthshaker who would purposely block the front entrance to the base with fissure, when there was a 1 hp ally running for his life. He claimed he was the gatekeeper and that his ally didn't give him the proper password to enter. Best. Game. Ever.

[JarJar]

I remember back in DotA there was an earthshaker who would purposely block the front entrance to the base with fissure, when there was a 1 hp ally running for his life. He claimed he was the gatekeeper and that his ally didn't give him the proper password to enter. Best. Game. Ever.

Jesus that is f***in hilarious. I kinda wanna try it now...

[Linkness]

I once stole an invis rune from a fleeing, low hp ally, as night hound. And yes I was level 7.

Similarly, its fun to take a regen rune while you're on full hp and allies are low ^^

[[DrE]robbiek1]

run into 5 enemies with andromeda and then switch with someone

[[LC]pk_thunder]

ep + hb = pro

[[GR]LadyGaga]

Farm nothing else but a doombringer and run into their base screaming (over VoP) "I'm invincible!!!"

[[LC]pk_thunder]

Farm nothing else but a doombringer and run into their base screaming (over VoP) "I'm invincible!!!"

I lol'd

[cyox]

Pick Ophelia and keep TP'ing them to base.
Pick Pebbles and toss them back to the enemy when they're retreating.
Pick Nymphora, farm SotM, TP to the Hellbourne woods north of the fountain and use call of the Nymph to TP them there, then use a stone to get out.
Pick Nighthound.
Pick Scout.
Get Stormspirit and randomly use it on them.
Intentionally last hit the neutrals they're killing.
Get a Codex 5 and KS, always.

Need more?

Buy Tablet of Command and push them into the enemys/help enemys to chase your teammates/has 1337 uses
Play Devourer and cancel every tp they use, steal with hook, run in, hook them with you... and so on

[CassiveMock]

We all know the scenario, you join a game, ready to go. You do sense something is fishy, off in a sense.. but figure, "hey whats the worst thing that can happen?"
You get to the picking screen, and ask what people is gonna pick.... "им являюсь могучий русский, hahahahah nighthound время водка" " thrown in your face... followed up by "да да весело могучий носорога разбить, как мать неистовствовали Rampage!" or something along those lines. You know youre gonna end up with and all melee team with atleast two junglers on it, that will refuse to conceed unless you make life miserable for them.

Or you just wanna tease your friends alittle.

Im talking about stuff like denying people who got safely away with bloodhunter dot, throwing people back into combat with pebbles / devourer.. Teleporting people into the corner with nymph.

Give me some good stuff, and if you wanna ***** and whine about the topic feel free.

I always act like im BR/Pinoy/Korean/Anything that doesnt speak English at all.

Always.

Maybe thats why I always seem to get retards like you in my games. :/

[Sheriff]

Buy absolutely ****ing nothing but couriers and dont share a single one

[Rasta]

Nymphora +SotM+ tablet of command. Teleport someone into a corner behind the enemy fountain, then push them into the fountain.

[[L0R]PhillipJokar]

Pick Zeph

Buy Courier

Die constantly to neuts and play it off as sucking.

[[AAT]Grace]

I always act like im BR/Pinoy/Korean/Anything that doesnt speak English at all.

Always.

Maybe thats why I always seem to get retards like you in my games. :/

Ah yes, he's the retard. Good one.

[pwna_pinoy98]

Buy courier.
Share with all.
Wait till someone puts on an expensive item.
Take their shared off.
Send courier to its death.

[Pikling]

I always act like im BR/Pinoy/Korean/Anything that doesnt speak English at all.

Always.

Maybe thats why I always seem to get retards like you in my games. :/

Q_Q
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[[TFTS]Saerchy]

One time when I played accursed we had a jerk on the team and then he was screaming for help with like 20 hp chased by the enemy. I ran besides him using my shield on a creep and cauterize an enemy creep. After he died I used astrolabe to heal the other creeps. His reaction was the best ever xD

Also in a game we were losing, standing in the fountain, an ally runs towards the fountain with a dot, deniable. And just before he enters the fountain I denied him. His rage was unbelievable but sooooo satisfying.