Ten Commandments Of The Peaceful Player

[ebtruck]

1. Don't troll your teammates it hinders your team!
2. If your K/D goes negative to hide in the jungle or ALT+F4
3. If yelled at for being a "complete noob" just ignore and continue playing
4. Do not give up hope if you or a teammate are first blood
5. You are only as good as your team allows
6. Learn to do your job (intiators/gankers especially!)
7. Don't RAAAAAAAAAAAAGEE FEED!
8. Do not give empty threats to trolls it makes them stronger
9. Learn when to B and don't tower dive
10.

[[fray]RogerDodger]

This is pretty bad

[vioLa]

I'd also like to add to this because I think it's pretty important. There is much abuse that goes around in game and it's unneccessary. Specifically people who abuse players whom are doing their best but don't appear to be pulling their weight. It's not constructive at all and if anything its just negative for the team. These guys (including myself) are trying our hardest and trying to improve, and so it may be that we aren't doing the greatest, and yes there may be a big chance we will lose if the other team is simply better.

Even so, that is just how the game goes, as long we are trying to improve and trying our best what more can we do?

Look in the long term, if you offer constructive advice instead of abuse then over time it should promote improvement and therefore everyone is going to get more quality games. Its a slow process, no doubt but it is certainly more beneficial than just beating on new players because they might be losing the game for you.

[MichaelBurge]

Oh this thread again?

* If you get somewhat of an early advantage, yell out "concede noobs" in the all-chat and point out every mistake they're making.
* Set up wards once all their outer towers are down and constantly gank their team, demoralizing them further. If they try to get their act together and set up wards, counterward them and call their support bad players for making it so obvious where the ward spots are. They don't usually try warding again.
* You should also pick on their weakest player; even if he's not a bad player, focusing one person and making him 1-10 causes internal team squabbling and often demoralizes him to the point he refuses to play anymore.
* You used to be able to call kick votes on your opponents. They should put this back in.
* It's important to realize you're not trying to inflate your own ego; you're trying to deflate your opponents'. Intentionally make mistakes and point them out in such a way that makes you look terrible; the undertone is that your opponents are so bad even other bad players have no trouble beating them.
* Try to pick a hero that doesn't need much farm. Often your opponents will be so pissed at you they'll spend all their resources trying to kill you every single gank, and every single teamfight. This lets your carries get freefarm as long as they keep quiet. Put yourself as bait; you'll often make it easy for your team to initiate. And if they fail to kill you, it just makes them that much closer to giving up.

You'll notice them playing much worse when you start to do these things, which ensures an easy win. If you were playing against me any of these games, I planned on making your team hate you - it helps me win.

[Neru]

I'm not sure if this is meant to be funny or legit... either way its pretty useless.