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TheyNeedUs
04-08-2010, 02:52 AM
anyone got a decent home remedy for this?

Nuf
04-08-2010, 02:58 AM
Take a ****.

Crap
04-08-2010, 02:59 AM
Eat properly

rss
04-08-2010, 03:10 AM
^

That. Also, check to see if you have any bad reactions with Gluten.. it's in most bread products, and pasta etc.

endo
04-08-2010, 03:13 AM
lactose intolerance will make you gassy to no end also

NrFive
04-08-2010, 04:50 AM
check the things you eat, like beans etc.

Also avoid soda with gas etc.

Enough things you can do :)

Orrr... go to your doc. and ask him something for infletulance (spelling?).

MindBender
04-08-2010, 04:52 AM
Get out of puberty!

TheDrNick
04-08-2010, 04:56 AM
Shove a cork up your arse

RogerDodger2
04-08-2010, 05:04 AM
Shove a cork up your arse
Trust this guy, he's a doctor

Tupimus
04-08-2010, 05:17 AM
lactose intolerance will make you gassy to no end also
Noticed this myself, but only with certain kinds of cheese.

Xanares
04-08-2010, 08:22 AM
Ask :devo:.

Naib
04-08-2010, 08:42 AM
do you really have a problem or do other people have a problem with it.

04-08-2010, 08:51 AM
Go to GNC, buy pills that contain http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bifidobacterium

The idea is to basically leave no room for bacteria that cause gas by putting more of the "good" bacteria in your system.

Or eat yogurt.

LolMaliken
04-08-2010, 01:17 PM
Gas-X

Fluffeh
04-08-2010, 01:18 PM
Stool softener.

Jareth
04-08-2010, 05:45 PM
Attach a hose pipe from your arse to your mouth.

That way you're no longer farting...you're recycling.

LadyGaga
04-08-2010, 07:09 PM
Go to GNC, buy pills that contain http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bifidobacterium

The idea is to basically leave no room for bacteria that cause gas by putting more of the "good" bacteria in your system.

Or eat yogurt.

Proven to only work even slightly effectively in massive doses...