If you could be one HoN hero irl, but also had to look like them.

[BackToSleep]

Who would you be?


:scou: or :hamm: for me.

[evotech]

srsly, atleats give us some time between theese topics, don't waste them all the same week

[Kcolraw]

:legi: or :corr:

[BackToSleep]

Eh I just saw the item one and it made me want to post this. I was discussing it with a friend yesterday.

[mtx]

hmm interresting :D i'd say i would be :vind: cheating on ur wife.

[zervo]

... what would you do in there as night hound though? as soon as you .. "take action" you would be revealed from stealth o.o

besides, he has clawhands?.. i think

[evotech]

Vind would be epic, if that when someone talks, they have to shut up for 3.5 seconds afterwards :D

[BackToSleep]

Lol everyone has awkward pauses after everything they say.

[noodle0117]

:wild:
being half human and half beast is cool, not to mention i can run really fast

[RiserEmilioX]

... what would you do in there as night hound though? as soon as you .. "take action" you would be revealed from stealth o.o

besides, he has clawhands?.. i think
i sit there and wait for the right moment to strike >:)

[MohJ]

:devo: so I can devour people in dark allies

[Baku1]

:pebb:

wait....what?

[ScrubZ]

... what would you do in there as night hound though? as soon as you .. "take action" you would be revealed from stealth o.o

besides, he has clawhands?.. i think


LOL

No he has bones attached to his hands :p

[DoNuTwInGs]

:blac:

[Sai]

:devo: so I can devour people in dark allies


allies....really?

lol


:ramp:, I ride a ****in RHINO.

Or :mage:/:phar:

[Cishpi]

:madm: cuz im mad

[BlazingEagle]

:plag: I want to ride on dragon!

[Garche]

Moon queen.

[IntErlIdEr]

Witch Slayer hands down... "Whatever you do... DON'T STARE AT ME!"

Epic. No, wait... it isn't.

~IntEr

[Tane]

Witch Slayer hands down... "Whatever you do... DON'T STARE AT ME!"

Epic. No, wait... it isn't.

~IntEr

You know, we can see your name.

[RiserEmilioX]

You know, we can see your name.
Well i cant bcuz we arent supposed to stare at it? umiduingutwrung?

[DarkSicarius]

:zeph:

WITH THE WIND! <3

[coolmans]

:zeph:

WITH THE WIND! <3


for great honor:swif:

[Addinice]

... what would you do in there as night hound though? as soon as you .. "take action" you would be revealed from stealth o.o

besides, he has clawhands?.. i think
:keep: problem solved


btw I wanna be :arma: looks kinda like a Pig/Armadillo and **** it pigs have 30 min orgasms, nuff said

[yezZIR]

:krak:

wait, what?

[Stokkolm]

http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/images/heroes/122/icon_128.jpg

[BackToSleep]

http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/images/heroes/122/icon_128.jpg



In regards to your sig. The only thing better than invis is double invis!

[skyylinx]

In regards to your sig. The only thing better than invis is double invis!



this

[FSUHookahMan]

:jera: obviously

[Passthechips]

:mali: Total Badass.

[Viziroth]

:nymp:

[Gorescream]

:mali: or :corr: or :legi:

[MisterLahey]

:soulr: or :pest:

[Feure]

:vind:

[Vitae]

:vind: - I think he's hot.

[Xelotath]

:witc:
Seriously. There isn't anyone who is more badass.

[FelixD]

Nighthound. So I can blink + backstab ladies and then dissapear... :P

[Suzuka]

For me it has to be :elec: so I could get a job in this economy :D

only good answer here :>.
crappy topics are crap

[Jewson]

Easy solution on NH, get assassin's shroud, channel fap and then trigger assassin's.

WIN.. I think.

[made`]

:scou: doesnt look too scary and can go invis + silence when needed or :mali: for a blink + if I get into a fight I just use my ulti and become the hulk and spread fear!

[Shark]

:thun:, stay in the zoo all day and zap ugly children. Or just zap anybody.

[Orava1]

:nigh: Nighthound. I would steal money from bank and hope they does not carry a dust or a eye.

[Blaky039]

:witc:Gals like val helsing a lot.

[Sperm`X]

:witc:Gals like val helsing a lot.

Val helsing?! I thought his name was Van Helsing. xD

[JensDotCom]

Im so gonna be soulstealer! just cause he looks awesome^^

[ZyGote]

LOL Strong Elizabeth Bathory reference, am I the only one that knows who this is?


"Countess Elizabeth Bathory (Bathory Erzsebet in Hungarian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_language), Alzbeta Batoriova in Slovak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_language), 7 August 1560 ? 21 August 1614) was a countess (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countess) from the renowned B?thory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A1thory) family. She is possibly the most prolific female serial killer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_killer) in history and is remembered as the "Blood Countess" and as the "Bloody Lady of Čachtice", after the castle near Trencs?n (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trencs%C3%A9n) (today Trenč?n) in the Kingdom of Hungary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Hungary) (today's Slovakia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovakia)), where she spent most of her adult life.
After her husband's death, she and four collaborators were accused of torturing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torture) and killing hundreds of girls and young women, with one witness attributing to them over 600 victims, though the number for which she was convicted was 80.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory#cite_note-0) In 1610, she was imprisoned in the Csejte Castle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%8Cachtice_Castle), where she remained bricked in a set of rooms until her death four years later.
The case has led to legendary accounts of the Countess bathing in the blood of virgins in order to retain her youth and subsequently also to comparisons with Vlad III the Impaler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_the_Impaler) of Wallachia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallachia), on whom the fictional Count Dracula (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Dracula) is partly based, and to modern nicknames of the Blood Countess and Countess Dracula."

[Trivoc]

:madm: Because being mad and barrel rolling is made of win.

[nemy46]

:plag: i would ride a dragon. nuff said.

[Rekondo]

:pand: - Every girl would want me.

[Assi]

:blac::blac::blac::blac::blac::blac::blac::blac::b lac::blac::blac::blac::blac::blac::blac::blac::bla c::blac::blac::blac::blac::blac::blac:

[Torturer]

:warb: No doubt

[AmishPirate]

:ramp:

I get to ride around on a rhino and carry a giant mace? Heck yes.

[Klama]

The new :poll: be tongue tied. >.>

[Targuil]

:pupp: Pull the strings (politicians)

[Libra]

:dead: ofc
then enter some cage fights etc for some big cash prizes :D

[Sholyn]

:chro: You can stop time for 6 seconds and can do anything you want to girl of your choice. "hope your fast popper" :p

[Doccool]

:pred:

I can become stone... AND rawr...kewl...

And i can "jump" on ladies and "attack" them ^^

[Sauron`]

:mage:
obviously
or :swif:

[Ympulse]

:deme: Who doesn't like an evil lil' cat-dude with a cape?

[OrangeDrink]

LOL Strong Elizabeth Bathory reference, am I the only one that knows who this is?

I caught that too before someone went to wikipedia and posted who she was.

[connta]

But you will still be ugly but this time really super duper hairy/ugly.

I would go for scout atleast then you arn't unattractice or disgusting like you are now.

Anyways mine is :jera:

I shall use the power too stop war forever and make all my men invincible too damage!

And then i shall heal the possesed illuminati artists so they stop creating **** music.

Aka beyonce, lady gaga, rihanna so on those who ruin pop too posess little kids too liek them

i would use my power TO learn english if i was you...

[ImASurgeon]

:corr: Just giving the ladies what they want.

FEEL THE BURN

[BVCRADES]

:pyro: and becoming a baseball champion

[MsChoksOnDik]

New polly :poll: or :devo: :slit:....ladies love the tongue

[Brenner]

Came to see if anyone would choose :succ:. I was disappointed.

[Chimpy_Nuts]

heh why all the people so pervy in this thread :o

[SideKick1]

i'd be :succ:
then id get ALL the guys

[Zann]

Noone likes trees?

:keep:

I mean, Make it like a Leave and be Invis in woods together with the cool look on your face.

[rattus22]

:pred: so i can get stoned whenever i want

[Requiess]

:mali: Because ive always wanted a man-beard.

[Trisma]

:arma: for sure

[lobster]

I wanna be :behe: because then i can block traffic and in china there are manny ppl so if they group up i can blink in and make nice ult.

[Fancy_Pantz]

NH for permainvis and I could kill people in real life

[Taz]

:mage: fear the blue people.

[wrajjt]

Ophelia...

... why are you looking at me like that?

[Zim]

btw 6 seconds in hon= 18 minutes irl.

Chronos = best pick.

[YouWillRage]

:nymp: Hey, no more travling, teleport is best :D. You can even grab a hoe or 2 ...

[Well_Shebber]

:wret:

wut

[Pyus]

:sand: - I like long walks on the beach.

[TheSnikk]

Why does everyone in this topic decide based on how usefull it is for rape?

[Danvari]

Why does everyone in this topic decide based on how usefull it is for rape?

I laughed.

:corr: How more badass can he get?

[Outcome]

:phar:

Cmon, like you havent ever wanted to NUKE anyone from anywhere on the face the earth.

"Guy 15 miles away goes out to get his newspaper" Ahh what a lovely morn.. *boom* X_X.

[t9sniper]

Id be scout, id ward the womens bathroom so that creepy dude that wants to be NH couldnt do ****. I would also sit there in my couch all day chilling let my wife take care of me and raise my children. Then I would take all the credit and pretend im better than her. Which is what I understand as the real life equivalent of ksing.


rofl


I'd be :dead: and go knockout Wladimir Klitschko

[dotpic]

:valk: I throw truck javelins. Who doesn't want this, plus I can go invis. I can also be an olympic champ for pole vaulting.

[Taokaka]

What, thieves? Too bad. :blac:

[LiquorQ]

:warb: irl werewolf
:accu: immortality
:nigh: super cool killing spree

[alexandre]

:pred: so i can get stoned whenever i want

I believe we have a winner

[ZODDz]

:witc: Hes just awsome like that

[Proxymate]

:blac:

Things usually look good from that height.

[Grandiose]

:soulr: so I can rip souls out.
:krak: Id be a beast at pool partys
:sand: Use Ulti cause mass genocide.
:dead: Go up to the person you don't like lift your fist.....gone.

[MsChoksOnDik]

:nymp: I'd rob banks and teleport away. Also I'd play with myself.
lmao

[Tafelpoot]

NH for permainvis and I could kill people in real lifeyou sound like a hardcore nerd or some lonely freak who kills a few folks at school and then commits suicide.

[MsChoksOnDik]

you sound like a hardcore nerd or some lonely freak who kills a few folks at school and then commits suicide.
don't be so harsh, the guy just wants to be an hero :D

[MinishMan]

:dark:

1. Work in a brothel.
2. Cast ultimate.
3. Steal everything and run off.
4. ????
5. Profit

[Bjornkloo]

:bloo:

on a more serious level, i think i would go something like :pand: ... girls likes to cuddle!!!

[Nasuchi]

:pand:

or

:nymp:

[rattus22]

I believe we have a winner

heheh i was hoping someone would catch on

[Rallik]

:chro::chro::chro::chro: freeze time n do funny ****, pick a fight and semi perma bash them and heal!?

[YawningAngel]

Chronos. Not that I want his powers or anything, I just reckon it'd be a cosmetic improvement.

[Fearz]

:madm: cuz being a hyper active maniac is ****ING AWESOME!

:wild: Or him, cuz my animal part is down stairs (e-peen wooooooot )

[Hi]

Any HoN hero is better than living a simple human life. We have no powers compared to a HoN hero.

Yes, id even be devourer... :devo:

[watereffecT]

:magm:

[orbitalx]

Forget being a hero. I would be a patch, then everyone would want me!

[stakeSAUCE]

Forget being a hero. I would be a patch, then everyone would want me!
ladies and gentlemen we have a winner

[Hag1]

Too bad i'ts obviously :blac:

[Meshaber]

I can't believe noone has mentioned Forsaken, seeing how everybody focuses on the rape...

[Ashur]

Chronos, you can be all you want but I can freeze time, that's all you need.

[Simon493]

I enjoy that 3/4 of this thread is about rape.

[Lightening]

Whats up with all u guys picking girl characters so you can sleep them for sex. You do realize you won't have anything there to have sex with right? Scissor? Dark Lady has that covered i guess.

I would have to be Magmus. ****ing hate the cold.

[alliednoob]

Chronos, you can be all you want but I can freeze time, that's all you need.
u can also scare retarded cashiers.

[Tyrienous]

:pand:

Pandamonium FTW guys... everyone loves panda's so you would get heaps of cuddles. but then if some one tries to throw down you can lay the smack down.


+ you can go to pool parties and do EPIC CANNONBALLS!

[uno]

:krak::krak::krak::krak::krak:

[chu`]

btw 6 seconds in hon= 18 minutes irl.

Chronos = best pick.

False, one second in HoN is equal to about 13 days irl.

[Nekros]

:pyro: FIREBEARD *****ES

[BackToSleep]

:sand: ult irl is a bad idea. Waaaaaay too much lag.

[vinlol]

:deme:
Natural disasters ftw

[LadyGaga]

:glac: or :hell: or :plag:

[EGNesTea420]

I can't believe noone has mentioned Forsaken, seeing how everybody focuses on the rape...

Yeah but 3 seconds isn't that enjoyable, most people are looking for a longer lasting experience.


I'd be :blac: and hit the casinos with my mad luck. Then live in luxury from my winnings. Also I'd be a bad ass dwarf dude carrying around giant hammers.

[Kaneida]

Why has nobody mention :hell:? Summon a real damn malphas,look like a badass. or :pest:. Cause nobody will **** with a giant bettle that can impale them. And :defi:

[PurpleInvazn]

:pand: I are Panda.

[ddaann]

:chro: You can stop time for 6 seconds and can do anything you want to girl of your choice. "hope your fast popper" :p

Doesnt matter dude, hit that **** 4 times and she will be frozen for another second. Lets hope you can pump fast.

[Decay57]

:ophe: - One reason... Mind Control

OR maybe

:ramp: - Who wouldnt wanna be Shredder on a rhino?

[ddaann]

:arma: so when I go to jail, no one would want to hit my **** when I go to pick up the soap.

[tias]

Deadwood for sure - preparty until level 6 and then go out to clubs and if some @sshole is there I'd just ulti them in their face =)) Probably not a great for afterparties tho since he doesn't scale too well.

[Henkzq]

:dead:

[GTF0]

:mage:

[VenomKing]

:tort::fors::corr::legi::sand::pest::glac::valk::o phe:

Not in any particular order.

[Over9000]

:dead: Because **** YOUR TREES!
Other than that: :pand: SMASH FACE!

Patch idea wins though, lol

:valk:

[Apostate]

Glacius. Ride around on a gliding piece of ice...

[Flawless]

:mage: In the blink of an eye.

1. Who wouldn't want the ability to teleport?
2. Giant polearms are awesome.
3. I'm the master of all magic.
4. ????
5. Profit.

[Snikmorder]

:hamm::hamm::hamm::hamm::hamm::hamm::hamm::hamm: :hamm: :hamm::hamm::hamm::hamm:
Galvanize

Everyone else is a loser compared to Hammerstorm. Fortunately, Hammerstorm's awesomeness is so great that he influences nearby allies with his battle cry, buffing their armor and movement speed.


that is all

[Pamis]

i love this thread... RAPE

[HawkTail]

:defi:

[HawkTail]

i reckon that :succ: is sexier than :ophe:

[Okuu]

I would be Zephyr since he's the closest to Chuck Norris right now

[Cawk]

I like how half the posts in this thread have something to do with sex.

[BonerToast]

:hamm:
Everyone else is a loser compared to Hammerstorm.
Hammer toss? Lion's rage, like a beefed up demolitions expert.
But more hammerz.

[ma5]

:devo:

[M4rko]

:jera:

[RUSty_]

jera, do all sorts of extreme stuff and then ulti before impact!

[Deathbeproud]

Two words: Hoot, Hoot

[Puck]

:nymp: derp derp

or

:zeph:

[IMMvp]

:magm: so freaking hot it hurts

[Skyve]

:soulr:, because then I'd have 4 ****ing badass legs!

[Viziroth]

:nymp:
heal allies, hurt enemies.... instantly makes any fight 1 sided

replenish yourself, better than 5-hour power

mass stun people, get yourself outta tight jams

teleport anywhere you, or someone you know, has been no need for gas...

[Aarne]

:thun:, stay in the zoo all day and zap ugly children. Or just zap anybody.

Hahahahaha thats just pure win :D:D

[SiNnQ]

Patch idea sucks... They will love you until the patch come out. Then they will rage.

[Drizzle]

i cant believe no one has said the most terrifying
most bad ass looking hero
who would strike fear into ALL who saw you
:pest:

just look at his concept art and tell me you wouldnt **** your pants if that came flying at you.

on the human(oid) side id be
:pupp: making other people do things would be sweet.
plus. YOU CAN BE CREEPY WOOOOO!

and of course who wouldnt love :sand:
teleport to anybody anywhere
walk through trees and up mountains and buildings.
and if anyone punched it would hurt them :D

[Gorescream]

i would use my power TO learn english if i was you...

Maximum irony :(.

[pr4wn3r]

obviously :ophe: than u can make everyone make what u want

[Tamachan]

Ophelia......


i'm a guy....

[Boris_One]

Who would you be?


:scou: or :hamm: for me.

hammer has obscenely small feet, AMG CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

[Boris_One]

Witch Slayer hands down... "Whatever you do... DON'T STARE AT ME!"

Epic. No, wait... it isn't.

~IntErYou know, we can see your name.

qft.

[tHeUsEd]

:fors:
Then i'd become a lesbian with :dark:+:ophe:+:nymp:+:valk:+:succ:.

Best dream ever.

what?! No defiler?! :defi:
***** has got the best schmitties in the game

[GeneralGrind]

:thun: and use my ulti. PLANET OF THE APE biiitches!

[Sojiro]

:vind:

[Zerocrossing]

Pretty funny how the majority of people posting in this thread are likely to range from ordinary gamer to basement dweller, and they assume if they sprout wings or turn into a deformed demonic creature they will suddenly live a life like an action movie, getting into fights and needing to kill people, turn invisible, throw fireballs ect.

Just think what your life would be like now, honestly, if you turned into any of the non-human characters in HoN. Right this very second, at your keyboard. You'd have a panic attack.

[radiomaryja]

will there be girls on this party? yes, whole 5 GB !


god, some answers are just lol

[Shark]

Pretty funny how the majority of people posting in this thread are likely to range from ordinary gamer to basement dweller, and they assume if they sprout wings or turn into a deformed demonic creature they will suddenly live a life like an action movie, getting into fights and needing to kill people, turn invisible, throw fireballs ect.

Just think what your life would be like now, honestly, if you turned into any of the non-human characters in HoN. Right this very second, at your keyboard. You'd have a panic attack.

And feel hungry. :devo:

[Beuteltier]

Deadwood for sure - preparty until level 6 and then go out to clubs and if some @sshole is there I'd just ulti them in their face =)) Probably not a great for afterparties tho since he doesn't scale too well.

I doubt that a walking tree could go clubbing. Imagine Deadwood partying on the dancefloor, would look quite odd.

I would be :ramp: . He's riding on a rhino, no further expanation needed.

[tossetaz]

:ophe: hot + could manipulate everyone and get them to do all the sexual favours i wanted. then kill them and rub their blood and flesh all over my hot naked body, then eat their organs.

haha that made me laugh! you just took it so far, wonderfull!

[Gorescream]

Pretty funny how the majority of people posting in this thread are likely to range from ordinary gamer to basement dweller, and they assume if they sprout wings or turn into a deformed demonic creature they will suddenly live a life like an action movie, getting into fights and needing to kill people, turn invisible, throw fireballs ect.

Just think what your life would be like now, honestly, if you turned into any of the non-human characters in HoN. Right this very second, at your keyboard. You'd have a panic attack.


y so srs?

[LadyGaga]

Pretty funny how the majority of people posting in this thread are likely to range from ordinary gamer to basement dweller, and they assume if they sprout wings or turn into a deformed demonic creature they will suddenly live a life like an action movie, getting into fights and needing to kill people, turn invisible, throw fireballs ect.

Just think what your life would be like now, honestly, if you turned into any of the non-human characters in HoN. Right this very second, at your keyboard. You'd have a panic attack.
Haven't you seen avatar?

[SideKick1]

Pretty funny how the majority of people posting in this thread are likely to range from ordinary gamer to basement dweller, and they assume if they sprout wings or turn into a deformed demonic creature they will suddenly live a life like an action movie, getting into fights and needing to kill people, turn invisible, throw fireballs ect.

Just think what your life would be like now, honestly, if you turned into any of the non-human characters in HoN. Right this very second, at your keyboard. You'd have a panic attack.
:succ:

[Slayer32890]

So not one :slit:? Cmon people, ACIDY SPIT!

Plus you can keep your **** safe by putting wards all around. Perfect plan ever!

[nubc4ke]

I wanna be :behe: because then i can block traffic and in china there are manny ppl so if they group up i can blink in and make nice ult.


LOL funniest. Or you can be :legi: and get 10 spins every second for people that shove you around downtown.

[Zim]

False, one second in HoN is equal to about 13 days irl.

Man we move slow.

[LolMaliken]

any hero at all? srsly would be either :mali: or :blac: OR :pand: cause who doesnt love pandas who do kung fu?

[Magissia]

:dark::nymp::tort::succ:

[EMSTAAAAAAAR]

:ophe:

nature's blessing indeed

[KissMyHook]

i would definetly want to be Maliken so that i can overpower heroes and lock threads

[coolmans]

oh great this got dumped into ot

[Rossiu]

LOL funniest. Or you can be :legi: and get 10 spins every second for people that shove you around downtown.

never get caught in a jam again. anyone who pushes you risks getting a giant ****ing axe right through their torso.

Honestly I gotta go with :phar: . Would nuke anyone who cuts in line for the bus when its f'ing cold out and they know the end of that line is not getting to fit in so they rush to the front when they just barley got there. I have issues with people who do that. A giant green ghost at 4 am should do the trick.

[Cured1]

:chro: Definantly or :mage:

[HomelyKing]

too bad its hon heroes only. id be invoker.

[Meem]

:souls:

[whistle]

:scou: :vind: or :corr:
anything else isn't metro enough

[Cheezydoom]

LOL funniest. Or you can be :legi: and get 10 spins every second for people that shove you around downtown.

cooldown? also, your day-to-day convo would be:

Random: Hi, how are you?

Me: SOMEONE WILL GET THE AXE!!

[xavier21990]

http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/images/smilies/heroes_20/Pebbles.jpg
:)

[Bjornkloo]

:mage: or :pupp:, i dont care how i look like if i can enslave people as my puppet... Trying to drive faster than me on the highway u say? whoooops, puppet hold

[Zoidberg]

someone with a ***** -.-

[GoldenF2P]

People talking about the killing power of heroes overlooked the obvious. As a human, modern day guns are built to suit you perfectly. If Witchslayer's ult (shitty musket) is that devastating, no one could survive a single press with an m16.
Aesthetic appeal/ usefulness is what I'd look for. :ramp: rhino duh. :blac: super luck. :ophe: control some one for the secks. :glac: xgaems kickflips bro.

[Vodka]

:vind: for sure. Then I'd get all the hipster chicks. Second choice = :witc:

[TheyNeedUs]

pyro could easy pass as somewhat normal, and fire is p dangerous

[MagicCake]

:succ: You're mine now...

[cute]

:accu:
i want to be a tormented soul bound to magic burning armor
why?
because that sword is so boss

I look like Pyromancer w/o beard, but i'd like to be Ophelia, i'm so femine and all...

[Tyrando]

:accu:

[FulgoreSama]

Chipper obviously..

I'd throw oil in highways... Shoot rockets at any business I didn't like, Sawblade somebody's house, buff myself whenever trouble came, Most importantly... I'd be a chiprel what else do I need? To those who reference their choices for sex.

Some of the heroes you choose people... They probably don't have dicks. While Im at it some of those choices are also monsters who people would run and probably pull out a shotgun on you for. GOOD LUCK.

[Tupimus]

Devourer.

I'm huge.

[Kowz]

:moon: