College homework FAIL

[KnightDavion]

A guy named Rodney posted this on our internal message board. The assignment was about Utopia obviously. I attend a private school. This is sad.


1 I would say that Utopia would be a place where every thing is in unisinc the human would be in sinc with the world and enviroment and every thing would just go to gether.

2. In my vision it would be just that a beautiful world. all the people and amimals would be "for the inviroment" all the polution that we put up in the air would not be there.

3. the world changes way to much all the construction and the human brain wants to better things and make it easyer and you dont tend to think about what your hurting in the prossses. as long as it makes life easyer than it will be done. just recently have people really started to think about all the harm that every thing has done to the world. it has allready done the damage and cant be reversed. all that can be done is not make it worse. that is why my Utopia can not be posable.

4. Humans can not ever realisticaly become utopia because even if you go back in time and change every thing. a humman would not be able to keeep him/her self from changing things and it would eventually change in to the modern today. the human brain works to think and make things easyer for them self.
5. there would never be a place on this earth where complete Utopia but the only place would be a place where some one has not really messed with or tampered with.some where like alaska.this is a place that not very many people live because the conditions. but more over it is a place where not very much building and polution has occured.

6. Today the U.S. is the worst place for Utopia. the U.S. has most of all the development. and most of the polution and done most of the damage to the world. it also has the most population that wants to improve thing like life and living.

[Fiesta]

O.O

Jesus Christmas. Either the private school you go to is the equivalent of a Community college, or this kid knows somebody.

Or he is masterfully trolling.

[LadyGaga]

I have a hard time believeing that...

[KnightDavion]

Humans can not ever realisticaly become utopia because even if you go back in time and change every thing. a humman would not be able to keeep him/her self from changing things and it would eventually change in to the modern today.

This is my favorite part, because you know even if you go back in time it would eventually change in the modern today!

This is totally real btw. I can post other ppl's answers to the same questions if you really want me to as proof I suppose...

[RogerDodger]

Did he intentionally make every possible spelling error?

Than instead of then
Sinc instead of sync
Easyer instead of easier
humman?
invironment?

I feel like it lowered my IQ by reading it.

[Matemeo]

Welcome to college? Dumb people are as prevalent there as anywhere else.

[KnightDavion]

Did he intentionally make every possible spelling error?

Than instead of then
Sinc instead of sync
Easyer instead of easier
humman?
invironment?

I feel like it lowered my IQ by reading it.

The worst part about it: there is a spelling / grammar check option that you can use just before you upload it...

[Narfle]

Not touching that one with a lvl 1 1100 range hook.

No matter how much str i'd get for the kill...

[Surger]

While his spelling is terrible one must not look at grammar as a indicator of intelligence.

Grammar is very illogical it has rules it constantly breaks and for someone who thinks very logically it can be at times frustrating.

While his grammar is indicative of an idiot the real proof comes from his arguments. He mostly makes wild generalizations and unsupported criticisms. That is where the idiocy lies. I lol'd

[Narfle]

Yah no doubt hes an idiot, but if english is his first language then you could easily look at grammar/spelling and make reasonable assumptions about his intelligence.

Nowhere near as reasonable assumptions as you could from his arguments, no discussion there, but still its somewhat valid.

If hes been doing something for so very long and is still so ****ing bad at it, he obviously dont learn very well. And thus he stoopit.

[Sagat]

I find it very intriguing that it's relatively often the Americans that have bad speeling and grammer on the internet.

[KnightDavion]

While his spelling is terrible one must not look at grammar as a indicator of intelligence.

Grammar is very illogical it has rules it constantly breaks and for someone who thinks very logically it can be at times frustrating.

While his grammar is indicative of an idiot the real proof comes from his arguments. He mostly makes wild generalizations and unsupported criticisms. That is where the idiocy lies. I lol'd

The more I read this the more I think he must be mentally disabled in some way. If I find out he's "special" I am going to feel like the biggest douche.

[Qwernakus]

5. there would never be a place on this earth where complete Utopia but the only place would be a place where some one has not really messed with or tampered with.some where like alaska




6. Today the U.S. is the worst place for Utopia


I think this is a perfect oppertunity to express the word "wut".

[Imbisill]

wat te fuk???? he ar so bad on speling? omg he shud go to skol? )))

[jay`t]

I find it very intriguing that it's relatively often the Americans that have bad speeling and grammer on the internet.

That's because the UK's population are too busy getting into pub brawls to worry about the intertubes.

Also enjoyed your typos.

[Narfle]

That's because the UK's population are too busy getting into pub brawls to worry about the intertubes.

Also enjoyed your typos.

butthurt american is butthurt.

anyway, BLABBERGYFLI MEGALURF DENOLFI GREONK!

[Fiesta]

I find it very intriguing that it's relatively often the Americans that have bad speeling and grammer on the internet.

Fratey.

trolling moderator extraordinaire.

[LolMaliken]

butthurt american is butthurt.

anyway, BLABBERGYFLI MEGALURF DENOLFI GREONK!
foofoo, stop being so angry. enough language flaunting for today

[Fiesta]

butthurt american is butthurt.

anyway, BLABBERGYFLI MEGALURF DENOLFI GREONK!

silly foofoo is silly.

[Narfle]

you guys are discriminating my native language

thats like hatemail in post form

[Marylinn]

A few weeks ago I was taking part in a tutoring group for trig, and there was this girl there who had no idea how to simplify an equation, but was more than proud of the fact that she had graduated as valedictorian from her high school.

I hope to god she was in a graduating class of like, 6. And all of the other 5 students were inbred. /facepalm

[SideKick1]

Math class is hard!

[Matemeo]

A few weeks ago I was taking part in a tutoring group for trig, and there was this girl there who had no idea how to simplify an equation, but was more than proud of the fact that she had graduated as valedictorian from her high school.

I hope to god she was in a graduating class of like, 6. And all of the other 5 students were inbred. /facepalm

I remember having to explain nearly every day to random kids in upper-level math classes their Alegbra rules.

y dose (x-1)^2 not equal x^2+1??? doesn't exponent just get put on each part???
I wasn't a tutor for long.

[kosta1]

My brain started to hurt after reading it.

[Sinestro]

"College" doesn't start till you're two years in and done with your general ed degree (Associate Arts Degree, whatever else they call it).

It's 13th and 14th grade till then.

Once you start working on your actual degree and getting into post grad school is when those retards don't exist.

1000x worse if you're going to a small or community college. The rampant amount of junglebunnies and 60+ year olds that simply cannot grasp technology is staggering.

And I'm assuming this was in a first year class, so what's the problem? Even moreso if English isn't the dudes native language.

[KnightDavion]

"College" doesn't start till you're two years in and done with your general ed degree (Associate Arts Degree, whatever else they call it).

It's 13th and 14th grade till then.

Once you start working on your actual degree and getting into post grad school is when those retards don't exist.

1000x worse if you're going to a small or community college. The rampant amount of junglebunnies and 60+ year olds that simply cannot grasp technology is staggering.

And I'm assuming this was in a first year class, so what's the problem? Even moreso if English isn't the dudes native language.

Heh I already have my AA working on my BS now, but yes I take your point.

[enche]

its not the worst thing ever
bad for college though

it seems any educational online things ive seen from my experience have been worse than real llife
yeah

[Mynk]

I am absolutely dumbfounded how anyone who has at least a middle school education can make so many grammatical and spelling errors - "than" and "then," "to" and "too," "our" and "are"...the list goes on. I know people who have graduated high school and still make such elementary mistakes. It makes me a sad panda.

[Dederd]

I am absolutely dumbfounded how anyone who has at least a middle school education can make so many grammatical and spelling errors - "than" and "then," "to" and "too," "our" and "are"...the list goes on. I know people who have graduated high school and still make such elementary mistakes. It makes me a sad panda.

is that maria in your sig

[enche]

i be fully dumfunded how n e one whos @ leest a midle schoul edocation caen makee sow menny grummutical + speelling errrors - "than' and "hen," "too" and "tooo," "ourr" and ourrrr"...th lisst gos on! i kno ppl whov gradu8d ^ sjkool + stel meke soch elemuntutty mostakez, Ie maek it am fatt punda.
idk what you said

[MagicCake]

I love amamals that are for the inviroment

[Narfle]

omg fatt punda

[thewishkah]

troll

triple letters = obvious troll

[Narfle]

troll

triple letters = obvious troll

Location: Australiaaaaaaaaaah!

[Trig]

A few weeks ago I was taking part in a tutoring group for trig,


Ermmm

[jorge69696]

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[pwn_U_fast]

wow, illiterate son-of-a-*****. if he's in college and his grammar and spelling are that bad he should not be in college.

edit: if english is his first language. i would argue he does not have a HSD or GED.

also, i do not care about my spelling and grammar on a forum, as I am not posting to be a professional, nor am i being 'graded' on my posts.

[Disco_Bison]

I read the thread and I thought that lolmaliken and Narfle were suddenly back.


Then I read the post dates. and was sad.

[Sheriff]

Yo son this guy be rghit

if evreone be hapy and gte along and bomb america world will be better place

[MichaelBurge]

wow, illiterate son-of-a-*****. if he's in college and his grammar and spelling are that bad he should not be in college.

edit: if english is his first language. i would argue he does not have a HSD or GED.

also, i do not care about my spelling and grammar on a forum, as I am not posting to be a professional, nor am i being 'graded' on my posts.

Am I the only one who regularly rereads his posts, editing them up to 5 times to correct minor grammatical/spelling issues?

Troll posts disregarded, of course(lowcaps = trowlin'; normalcaps = maybe trowlin'?).

[CodPiece]

I find it very intriguing that it's relatively often the Americans that have bad speeling and grammer on the internet.

i c wut u did thar
Seriously though sagat, wanna sext?

[Baarak]

If this is an online class NO ONE cares about discussion board postings, if its not a junior/senior level class the teacher wont give a **** about it. I never edited my discussion board posts for my two online classes because it was straight up bullshit. Still got A's in both of them.

I fail, did not read full thread, silly necros.

[Atrim3ntus]

Spelling errors aside, he is right... about pretty much everything.

[Radiohead]

And then you regret that you played HoN instead of studying for your SAT's

[MichaelBurge]

I remember having to explain nearly every day to random kids in upper-level math classes their Alegbra rules.

y dose (x-1)^2 not equal x^2+1??? doesn't exponent just get put on each part???
I wasn't a tutor for long.

If it's an upper-level math class, how do you know they're not working in a field with characteristic 2? Then the identity (x-1)^2 = x^2 +1 holds for every x in the field.

[Bobble]

god damn math geeks. I feel like I should punch somebody for discussing trigonometry. A blight upon our very souls, I decree!

[pwn_U_fast]

Am I the only one who regularly rereads his posts, editing them up to 5 times to correct minor grammatical/spelling issues?

Troll posts disregarded, of course(lowcaps = trowlin'; normalcaps = maybe trowlin'?).

wait, you reread my posts? or reread the OP's posts? i used to edit them for grammar, now i don't. just content or if something is unclear. i guess sometimes, if i'm being super serious, i will attempt to have pretty awesome grammar, but i usually forget about it half way through the post. i'm sure my grammar isn't perfect, but at least when i know i'm getting graded i won't get marked off points for it because it's 'good enough'.

[MichaelBurge]

wait, you reread my posts? or reread the OP's posts? i used to edit them for grammar, now i don't. just content or if something is unclear. i guess sometimes, if i'm being super serious, i will attempt to have pretty awesome grammar, but i usually forget about it half way through the post. i'm sure my grammar isn't perfect, but at least when i know i'm getting graded i won't get marked off points for it because it's 'good enough'.

In my post, my "his" was agreeing with "one" not "I" which is why I used the third person.

Michael Burge commonly refers to himself in the third person anyways.

[Radiohead]

Michael Burge commonly refers to himself in the third person anyways.

This is a symptom of God Complex.

[Bobble]

You really needed to state that? You would have to be brain dead to not realize Burgey thinks of himself as a divine being.