GoldDrive
02-10-2010, 02:04 PM
HoN Solicitor
"Hi there, are you a gamer who's tired of strategy games that start you on uneven footing? Are you looking for a competitive yet casual RTS experience where you can play with up to 9 other people at once? Do you like building your own personal skill rather than rely on items gained over the course of a lifetime of repetitive farming? Well, look no further because our game offers all of that, and is completely FREE! You may preorder the game to get some cosmetic bonuses to your name, but all players start off equal in every game!"
LoL Solicitor
"Hi there little boy, do you know where your mom's purse is? Just wait till she falls asleep and dig around in there till you find a card with little numbers on it. The one that says Mastercard or Visa works best, but we'll even take American Express! Don't worry, we'll only take a little money at a time so mommy will never find out! Even if she does, she'll probably just think your sister did it. Isn't that funny? We can get your sister in trouble together! Now give me those numbers you little bastard!!! Oops, I mean lets get you started in one of the most complex, awesome, UNIQUE games you will ever play! Fun fun fun! There's no one else with a game like ours, yup! We're the first anf only one to have a game like this. Uh oh I think I hear your mommy waking up, wait till she's gone again and we can finish getting your account set up! If you do it I'll be your best friend!
"Hi there, are you a gamer who's tired of strategy games that start you on uneven footing? Are you looking for a competitive yet casual RTS experience where you can play with up to 9 other people at once? Do you like building your own personal skill rather than rely on items gained over the course of a lifetime of repetitive farming? Well, look no further because our game offers all of that, and is completely FREE! You may preorder the game to get some cosmetic bonuses to your name, but all players start off equal in every game!"
LoL Solicitor
"Hi there little boy, do you know where your mom's purse is? Just wait till she falls asleep and dig around in there till you find a card with little numbers on it. The one that says Mastercard or Visa works best, but we'll even take American Express! Don't worry, we'll only take a little money at a time so mommy will never find out! Even if she does, she'll probably just think your sister did it. Isn't that funny? We can get your sister in trouble together! Now give me those numbers you little bastard!!! Oops, I mean lets get you started in one of the most complex, awesome, UNIQUE games you will ever play! Fun fun fun! There's no one else with a game like ours, yup! We're the first anf only one to have a game like this. Uh oh I think I hear your mommy waking up, wait till she's gone again and we can finish getting your account set up! If you do it I'll be your best friend!