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SupFreshG
02-09-2010, 01:26 PM
Some lady just got back after 2 months maternity leave, and the office celebrated by bringing in sweets and the like.

Anywho, there are bagels.

I already got one but I want another one because I didn't get breakfast.

Technically I should be courteous because there is only one left and not everyone has had the chance to go and get some stuff. But you know how life is....

How do I go about getting the last bagel without anyone noticing? I need to make a distraction of sorts.
rss
02-10-2010, 02:42 AM
Say

HEY LOOK AT WOMAN GIVING BIRTH

then rush for the bagel

winn
Narfle
02-10-2010, 02:58 AM
Fire alarm, obviously
Danvari
02-10-2010, 03:28 AM
Take the last bagel, look at the plate and ask "Who took the last bagel? I saw another one just a while ago."
Happy_Robot
02-10-2010, 04:04 AM
just grab it u wimp
InsaneChef
02-10-2010, 10:33 AM
shout does anyone want this bagel then say no? quickly then stuff your face with it
coolmans
02-10-2010, 10:36 AM
Don't do it!!! the minute you go out you're gona get ganked!
ouTPut`
02-10-2010, 10:39 AM
Ward the upper level places around the bagelbox. If you find no enemies nearby it for a good 30 seconds, you should sneak towards it, grab it and get the hell back to your base!

Enjoy your consumable.
coolmans
02-10-2010, 10:41 AM
Ward the upper level places around the bagelbox. If you find no enemies nearby it for a good 30 seconds, you should sneak towards it, grab it and get the hell back to your base!

Enjoy your consumable.

scout couldbe there waiting =(

you know how he likes to steal things
ouTPut`
02-10-2010, 10:42 AM
scout couldbe there waiting =(

you know how he likes to steal things


I suggest you go to the vending machine first, purchase dust or anti-invis wards and plant them near the bagels.
coolmans
02-10-2010, 10:43 AM
I suggest you go to the vending machine first, purchase dust or anti-invis wards and plant them near the bagels.


Good idea! that will teach that pesky scout
ouTPut`
02-10-2010, 10:46 AM
Good idea! that will teach that pesky scout


However!

The bagel could be an illusion.
VWoolfShirt
02-10-2010, 11:15 AM
put poppy seeds on it

then send out a fake email about a drug test in the afternoon
Narfle
02-10-2010, 11:39 AM
noob he has an eye

in fact he has two
Jewson
02-10-2010, 12:16 PM
Just grab it you *****.
Kcolraw
02-10-2010, 12:45 PM
take it and eat it

you need to show the office your DOMINANCE

let the rest of the shits know who wears the alpha pants
Maliwan
02-10-2010, 03:42 PM
take half; show them your courtesy
Fiesta
02-10-2010, 04:15 PM
Pansy.
LadyGaga
02-10-2010, 08:49 PM
Sneeze and cough into your hand where everybody can see, then hold the bagel up and ask if anyone wants it...
Azgalor
02-10-2010, 11:13 PM
did you get it? this information is vital.
SupFreshG
02-11-2010, 03:31 PM
Well this thread was approved a good day too late, anywho.

I ended up going and getting the bagel, after telling everyone around the immediate area that someone wanted them all in one of our conference rooms.

And now I'm staring at the last slice of pizza after a client brought it in for thanks.

I think I'll try the sneeze and cough method.
Blitzl0l
02-11-2010, 04:43 PM
How much do you weigh?
SimpleFear
02-11-2010, 04:49 PM
Walk by and knock it on the ground and yell loudly "OH NO IM SO SORRY, OH WELL THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEFT"

then make your way towards your office as though you are going to throw it and the box away and enjoy.

If you don't have an office replace the word with cubicle/desk/chair/corner
ImmortalTecz
02-11-2010, 04:59 PM
Take your pants down, run around in circles, turn the fire alarm on, and eat the bagel cookie monster style, NOM NOM NOM!
Nietzschean
02-11-2010, 08:01 PM
Only one way to do it. Get :jera: to give Sol's blessing, once he has done that, turn ghost marchers on, move towards the target, watch out, your going to take insane DPS as soon as Sol's blessing wears of. Grab the bagel and run back on 50% HP.

Pray to whatever God you believe in that :soulr: doesnt take your soul.
LadyGaga
02-13-2010, 12:46 PM
Well this thread was approved a good day too late, anywho.

I ended up going and getting the bagel, after telling everyone around the immediate area that someone wanted them all in one of our conference rooms.

And now I'm staring at the last slice of pizza after a client brought it in for thanks.

I think I'll try the sneeze and cough method.
He clearly said I win, stop posting and accept defeat...