A_C_E
04-27-2012, 10:07 PM
As I had no way to record this do to current dental surgery, I still went ahead and typed up the lyrics in hopes that it could still be used as a music submission.
Basically this is my protest to the current form of the hero Sober Master... err Drunken Master. If you are gonna keep DM the way he is atleast change the name of the skill "Drink" to "Sip" lol. The only hero in the game thats both the least played hero and has less then 40% win ratio (36).
Original Song: The Prince of Bel-Air (Will Smith)
Parody Title: The Joke of Newerth (Sober Master)
Now, this is the story all about how
My hero got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just afk right there
I'll tell you how I became the joke of a place called Newerth.
In west Caldavar born and raised
In the mid lane was where I spent most of my days
Last hittin' harrassin' deny'n all cool
And free farmin some creep kills outside of the pool
When a couple of heros
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in the legion woods
I got in one little gank and my team mates got scared
They said 'You're sober with Drunken and I know its not fair'
I whistled for the courier and when it came near
The little goblin said 'Drink this and you have nothing to fear'
If anything I can say that this courier was rare
But I told 'em 'Man forget it' - 'Go home, Get outta here'
I staggered up to the Tower about seven or eight
And I yelled to the courier 'You know I'll need more later'
I looked in my cup
It was already bare
I cried to myself, sober, this just ain't fair.
Basically this is my protest to the current form of the hero Sober Master... err Drunken Master. If you are gonna keep DM the way he is atleast change the name of the skill "Drink" to "Sip" lol. The only hero in the game thats both the least played hero and has less then 40% win ratio (36).
Original Song: The Prince of Bel-Air (Will Smith)
Parody Title: The Joke of Newerth (Sober Master)
Now, this is the story all about how
My hero got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just afk right there
I'll tell you how I became the joke of a place called Newerth.
In west Caldavar born and raised
In the mid lane was where I spent most of my days
Last hittin' harrassin' deny'n all cool
And free farmin some creep kills outside of the pool
When a couple of heros
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in the legion woods
I got in one little gank and my team mates got scared
They said 'You're sober with Drunken and I know its not fair'
I whistled for the courier and when it came near
The little goblin said 'Drink this and you have nothing to fear'
If anything I can say that this courier was rare
But I told 'em 'Man forget it' - 'Go home, Get outta here'
I staggered up to the Tower about seven or eight
And I yelled to the courier 'You know I'll need more later'
I looked in my cup
It was already bare
I cried to myself, sober, this just ain't fair.