Balance IRC Channel

[YawningAngel]

This is a community-run channel for discussing balance issues in real time.


Server: irc.s2games.com
Ports: 6667
Channel: #balance

Join and come chat :)

For quick connect: http://chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.chattingaway.com&channel=%balance
Web-based IRC client with direct link to #balance(just choose a nick).


Some quick basics:
IRC nice simple chat protocol, its great for conference-like chatting. HoN's ingame chat is very irc-like as in commands are all proceeded via a /

eg;
/nick foo will change your nick to foo
/me is happy will emote *foo* is happy
/join #foo will join the room #foo (shorthand /j #foo)

to register you nick
/msg nickserv register PASSWD EMAIL


Clients

Webbased: Mibbit http://cbe001.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.chattingaway.com&channel=%23balance
Chatzilla http://chatzilla.hacksrus.com/ firefox plugin
stand-alone:

mIRC http://www.mirc.com/ nagware but does work
pidgin http://www.pidgin.im/ does multiple chat protocols (including irc) - no convenient access to a range of irc commands
quassel http://quassel-irc.org/ (monolithic install) qt4 based client-core arrangement (good for setting up bouncers).
leafchat http://www.leafdigital.com/software/leafchat/ nice simple irc client
icechat http://www.icechat.net/site/ a bit fugly but its personal taste

Once more: this channel is run by members of the community. As such, they are free to operate it how they choose, and feedback about how the channel is run should be sent to them rather than me.

[Anakha]

Nice channel names from the copy-paste ;p

http://chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.chattingaway.com&channel=%23balance - mibbit quick link

irc.s2games.com:6667
#balance

Be relatively nice to people when possible. We all get heated about stuff in here, but as long as it's over when the conversation is over then it's fine. Nobody's really going to punish you for not being perfectly polite about things, as long as it's not just an attempt to just insult someone constantly.
If you're against swearing, don't bother joining. We do discuss things that aren't strictly balance related, like how loudly certain s2 devs would moan in bed and how selling out is bad.
Suggestions aren't the devil in here, but expect people to actually tell you it's stupid if it is.

;o ;o

[YawningAngel]

Nice channel names from the copy-paste ;p

These are not the droids you are looking for.

[GregerMoek]

I wouldn't dare, forums are so cozy...

[Anakha]

doooooooooooooooooooooo it

[Cyber_Kun]

The best place to have good discussions and troll moderators are found at that IRC.

[Ekamo]

Buuuuurn him on a stake!

[Anakha]

Update: We've had around 30-40 visitors lately, with more than half of those definitely sticking around so that's awesome to see!
Few quick notes on the topic and such, if you have something interesting to discuss or link, I'll usually change the topic (like when a bunch of us go and watch NASL games or even DHW coming up) so don't be afraid to ask or talk.
We're friendly (except if you believe tank is a role, loljk)

[GregerMoek]

That's just a sceme to get more visitors, last time I had a chat in there the discussion ended up in threats to murder each other!

Nah jkjkjkjkjk.

[Skyve]

We don't threaten people to murder them, we just tell other people who we plan on killing.

Entirely different.

[GregerMoek]

.ddee

[PzKw]

Has anyone heard from PewPew since he tried to death threat me over #balance stuff?

[Anakha]

Yeah, he's fine. And he didn't deaththreat you, you silly.

[YawningAngel]

It wasn't a death threat, more a grievous bodily harm warning.

[Anakha]

Yeah, sending 'come at me bro' to an SAS rax generally may result in bad things.

Nice title, ModeratorModerator.

[PzKw]

ModeratorModerator is the modern day equivalent of Major Major Major Major.

[YawningAngel]

Colonel Moodus!

[commy]

Always was a fan of milo myself.

[Ekamo]

1vs4ing in IRC is more impossible than doing the same thing in-game.

[Gridlocked]

Ooh the IRC

[Anakha]

Windmill, windmill for the land...
Turn forever hand in hand...
Take it all there on your stride...
It is tinking, falling down...
Love forever, love is free...
Let's turn forever, you and me...
Windmill, windmill for the land...
Is everybody in?

[pewpewstar]

Alright own up right now; I'm trying to remember who trolled me on IRC saying rings of sorcery don't share cooldown.

Got two on Midas and quickly proceeded to feel retarded.

[PzKw]

Oh, you misunderstood. Refreshers don't share a cooldown.

[Anakha]

<GregerMoek> I'm gonna make a post like that now
<GregerMoek> Making myself the target
* Ekamo is a fluffy, pink unicorn.

For posterity.

<Zilrax> Gentlemen
<Zilrax> Yawningangel has delivered us a challenge
<Zilrax> Clearly we need to show him proof
<Anakha> look at the face on that guy and tell me he doesnt love a bit of table leg

[Ekamo]

<GregerMoek> I'm gonna make a post like that now
<GregerMoek> Making myself the target
* Ekamo is a fluffy, pink unicorn.

For posterity.

<Zilrax> Gentlemen
<Zilrax> Yawningangel has delivered us a challenge
<Zilrax> Clearly we need to show him proof
<Anakha> look at the face on that guy and tell me he doesnt love a bit of table leg

This is out of control. Halp!

[GregerMoek]

http://i.imgur.com/BZDj0.jpg

People are so easy to bait it's sick!
I'll stop that I guess.

[Anakha]

[17:29] <Dawnbringer> whats with people calling gemini's 3rd skill "mediocre"
[17:32] <Zilrax> What's with retards dry humping a wolf?

[Ekamo]

Cyber_Kun is now in my book the best hero designer based off of ONE hero I've seen of him.

Some of the simplest abilities in themselves I've ever seen but together they make you use more brain cells than you use for a Rubik's Cube.

GJ!

[Cyber_Kun]

Yeah... to discourage the posts asking for WHAT IS IT? It is Lancer (http://dream.heroesofnewerth.com/hero/Cyber_Kun/Lancer).

Ignore the Hero Roles text for now because it is not finalized, but the skills mostly are.

[PzKw]

http://dream.heroesofnewerth.com/hero/PzKw/Aether+Trickster

Come and my hero!!!

Into game make!!!

Fgfsgd...

[PzKw]

Inb4 a single facet of the hero is used and it is "ported".

I still feel bad about what happened with LS...

[changlingbob]

The IRC server appears to have pooped itself :<

[Anakha]

mmm. was wondering wtf was going on with it.

[Anakha]

ok, irc.chattingaway.com:6667 is still working, but irc.s2games.com:6667 is resolving to timeouts.

[Zilrax]

Netsplit, and a big one it seems.

[XFlame]

Mibbit seems to work just fine.

[Anakha]

Mibbit uses chattingaway, not irc.s2games.com

[Zilrax]

I'm on Chattingaway that I can tell. But lemme play around here. My guess is their server crashed.

[Anakha]

* fakecbob has quit (User has been banned from ChattingAway (Session limit exceeded))

lold.

[Zilrax]

This sucks. Stupid server crash.

[changlingbob]

* fakecbob has quit (User has been banned from ChattingAway (Session limit exceeded))

lold.

lol whut

[Anakha]

<GregerMoek> And apparently I'm a ****** according to Anakha :(
<Zilrax> You're pronouncing it wrong
<Zilrax> Pronunciation wise, he's calling you Niejer.
<Zilrax> As in you're a good jeraziah!
<GregerMoek> Oh?
<GregerMoek> Haha
<Anakha> LOL
<Zilrax> Totally

[PzKw]

[11:12] <Anakha> ok
[11:12] <Anakha> you here?

(note that this timestamp is an hour fast for my time)

Much as I would love to be on IRC on a Wednesday at 10AM, my manager and underlings would be unlikely to see the profound importance of discussions about MOBA design.

[GregerMoek]

I should stop wasting my time doing other things and dedicate my life to just lock-drafting.

[Anakha]

[11:12] <Anakha> ok
[11:12] <Anakha> you here?

(note that this timestamp is an hour fast for my time)

Much as I would love to be on IRC on a Wednesday at 10AM, my manager and underlings would be unlikely to see the profound importance of discussions about MOBA design.

You did sign on to IRC at that time, hence me asking.


I should stop wasting my time doing other things and dedicate my life to just lock-drafting.

+1

[PzKw]

You did sign on to IRC at that time, hence me asking.



+1
I signed on at 0720, because I have to be at work by 0730 :3

[changlingbob]

+1

also +1

[GregerMoek]

+1also +1

+1 to that!

[Ekamo]

+1also +1

+1 to that!

Might as well, I mean, not like you have anything better to do.

+1

[Cyber_Kun]

GregerMoek> We need more sexy avatars.
<GregerMoek> And heroes.
<GregerMoek> Next hero should come soon right?
<GregerMoek> GRAVEKEEPER IS BAD
<Cyber-Kun> RAWR
<Cyber-Kun> CAN'T J$$$ OFF WITH GRAVEKEPER
<Cyber-Kun> BAD
<GregerMoek> :(
<GregerMoek> Yes
<Cyber-Kun> lol
<GregerMoek> I would rather j$$$ off to gemeni
<GregerMoek> LOL
<Cyber-Kun> FURRY
<Ekamo> can't deny the sexyness of Artesia
<GregerMoek> ^^
<GregerMoek> She's nice


Hmmmm.

[GregerMoek]

You're just jealous I can speak my mind!

[Anakha]

<Zilrax> I have a phone too. It's over there, in the wall
<RazielXYZ> I have a penis too. It's over there, in your mom
<RazielXYZ> )
* Zilrax looks
<Zilrax> PFFFFFFFFFFFt
<Zilrax> HAHAHAHAHA
<Zilrax> That's your penis?
<Zilrax> Lol
<Zilrax> Look at how tiny it is
<Zilrax> MAn, hold on, lemme get a microscope
<Zilrax> Damn man. You sure you're not a woman or something? Clearly someones not been punching it to toughen it up
* Zilrax slaps RazielXYZ around a bit with a large trout
<Zilrax> GET TO WORK
<Zilrax> So Raz failing at being a man aside, Berzerker. Taking bets, S2, Op or Up?

The tough issues.

[PzKw]

So Raz failing at being a man aside, Berzerker. Taking bets, S2, Op or Up?

Moar like Olaf-P.

[Zilrax]

So... Yes, then no, then yes then no, as per the LoL cycle?

[GregerMoek]

Binary effectiveness is more visible in LoL?

[PzKw]

Oh **** a whirlwing in my head ****,

[PzKw]

Please ignore this. I woke up at 3AM underneath my bed with my pants still on, one boot on and a pith helmet on. I also now own a Landrover Discover that has one flat tyre and is missing the front right window, that I saw fit to park on my front lawn. I don't know who the last owner of this vehicle is or how I came to possess the vehicle.

I do know I messaged my uncle who is a locksmith, father who jizzes over landrovers and a vehicle mechanic I work with to get all the details on how to move the vehicle without keys etc.

I also have 12 of the small boxes of cereal in my pockets.

Seriously, what the ****? My head hurts.

[Anakha]

Please ignore this. I woke up at 3AM underneath my bed with my pants still on, one boot on and a pith helmet on. I also now own a Landrover Discover that has one flat tyre and is missing the front right window, that I saw fit to park on my front lawn. I don't know who the last owner of this vehicle is or how I came to possess the vehicle.

I do know I messaged my uncle who is a locksmith, father who jizzes over landrovers and a vehicle mechanic I work with to get all the details on how to move the vehicle without keys etc.

I also have 12 of the small boxes of cereal in my pockets.

Seriously, what the ****? My head hurts.

quoted for rape story.

[Imjelly]

Please ignore this. I woke up at 3AM underneath my bed with my pants still on, one boot on and a pith helmet on. I also now own a Landrover Discover that has one flat tyre and is missing the front right window, that I saw fit to park on my front lawn. I don't know who the last owner of this vehicle is or how I came to possess the vehicle.

I do know I messaged my uncle who is a locksmith, father who jizzes over landrovers and a vehicle mechanic I work with to get all the details on how to move the vehicle without keys etc.

I also have 12 of the small boxes of cereal in my pockets.

Seriously, what the ****? My head hurts.

Usual Sunday morning?

[PzKw]

Usual Sunday morning?
Tuesday morning.

[Imjelly]

Tuesday morning.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/041/343/index.php20110724-22047-58b7hk.png

[Anakha]

<GregerMoek> Who made Artesia?
<GregerMoek> Nome?
<GregerMoek> I should start watching porn again

[Hsssh]

Is it me or it seams that he is most cited person?

[Anakha]

Between him and Zilrax, it's a barrel of laughs.

[GregerMoek]

No the thing is that we don't cite others, they just cite us! UNFAIR!

[changlingbob]

I only get cited when I'm raging the **** out about idiots, while posting in an apparently calm and thoughtful manner to the forum. When I look like I'm posting calmly and thoughtfully, I'm actually seething inside.

That may actually be permanent, I'm waiting on the tests.

[Ekamo]

<Malefication> What discussion went on there before it got nuked?
<&Ekamo> Well, Greger was just extremely manly and manned up in a thrash talking war against some nobody.
<&Ekamo> That is all.
<GregerMoek> Sorry :(
<Malefication> Haha
<GregerMoek> I just got carried away.
<Malefication> Who was the nobody?<3
<Malefication> And what did he claim?
<GregerMoek> It's like, you know when you see that chick that just asks for it?
<GregerMoek> And you keep going even if she says no
<GregerMoek> That was almost the same
<Malefication> Rape?
<GregerMoek> Nah, just reluctancy rly
<GregerMoek> *nod*
<GregerMoek> They wanna experience near rape and I just provide
<GregerMoek> What can I say
<GregerMoek> I'm a provider!
* Zilrax slaps GregerMoek around a bit with a large trout

Greger never fails to perform.

[Imjelly]

so glad I don't go on IRC

[Hsssh]

I was afraid too. But it's cool.

[Anakha]

Afraid of text? wut

[pewpewstar]

Actually, I was afraid Anakha when I first hit up the IRC channel.

[Cyber_Kun]

I was ready to yell at Anakha but a common enemy brought us together in love friendship.

[Zilrax]

Anakha too stronk. Needs nerf.

[GregerMoek]

[04:01] <Anakha> G
[04:01] <Anakha> G
[04:01] <Anakha> G
[04:01] <Anakha> G
[04:01] <Anakha> G
[04:03] <GregerMoek> GG NO RE
[04:03] <GregerMoek> GET ON MA LEVEL HO?
[04:05] <Anakha> GET ON MAH LEVEL HOE
[04:05] <Anakha> WHAT
[04:05] <Anakha> GET ON MY LEVEL HOE
[04:05] <Anakha> YOU GAY?
[04:05] <Anakha> YOU GAY?
[04:05] <Anakha> ITS THRILLVILLE HOE
[04:05] <Anakha> LIL SCRAPPY HOE
[04:05] <Anakha> ITS BME HOE
[04:05] <Anakha> LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[04:05] <GregerMoek> YOU CAN NEVA EVA
[04:05] <GregerMoek> EVA EVA
[04:05] <GregerMoek> EVA EVA AEVA EVA EAV EVA
[04:06] <GregerMoek> GET ON MY LEVEL HOE
[04:06] <Anakha> WHAT
[04:06] <GregerMoek> GET ON MY LEVEL HOE
[04:06] <Anakha> WHAT
[04:06] <GregerMoek> GET ON MY LEVEL HOE
[04:06] <Anakha> WHAT
[04:06] * Anakha notes the frantic google search for lyrics
[04:07] <GregerMoek> I think it repeats like that for a while lal

[Ekamo]

Blasphemy pewpew...

I hope you can find your way back in btw (that's what she said), so I can kick you again.

jk, I miss u, come back!

[Anakha]

<Malefication> Inb4 the apocalypse is an event bringing us closer to the shutdown of servers when the Hellbourne finally win after years of struggle

[Anakha]

<Zilrax> We need a hero based around pastry.
<Zilrax> Like... Bearfootzerker or Donutted shaman...
* Zilrax may be wanting pastries right now
<Zilrax> Eclairtrician...
<Zilrax> Cakeruppted Disciple...
<Zilrax> Piestilence
<Zilrax> Strudelblade...
<Zilrax> Torterur
<Zilrax> Wafflebeast
<Zilrax> Biscutier
<Zilrax> Baklavagore
<Zilrax> Okay I'm done. But now I'm jealous of Australias excessive amounts of jam donuts.

[Reldnahc]

This makes me want to join.

[Skyve]

I still wan Amun Ramen and Pieromancer.

[Reldnahc]

I still wan Amun Ramen and Pieromancer.

That reminds me of this one game I played. I was having a fantastic time stomping as Devourer and we had a Pyromancer on our team who was less than stellar, but I liked him. So everytime I got a kill, whether pyromancer was assisting or halfway across the map, I would say "Good job Peero."

/randomstory

[Orchest]

Damper
Forsaken Custard
Tarturer
Croissantiphant
Lord Souffle
Black-forest-smith

[Anakha]

Zilrax> Some days I want to go to some of these balance threads and just type DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPP
<qqstar> yes
<Cyber-Kun> do it
<qqstar> do that
<Zilrax> I like my not bannedness

[Cyber_Kun]

<Zilrax> If I jav creep, it is not on purpose.

[Ekamo]

<the_tes> one of Anakha's biggest faults is that sometimes he abstacts stuff beyond the understanding of those with lesser/different education/thinking
<Anakha> an outlier of cant
<Anakha> would be vindi's old E
<Anakha> an outlier of can would be old hotbl
<the_tes> if you'd post the "outlier of can/can't" stuff on the forum you'd be called a pompous *****
<the_tes> no offence meant
<Anakha> i am a pompous *****
<Anakha> trololol
<Anakha> eh
<Anakha> none taken
<&Ekamo> You won't hear me arguing for your defense.
<Gorb> -[ 21:48.25 ]- -( Anakha ): i am a pompous *****
<Gorb> logged for records

[Cyber_Kun]

<changlingbob> what is it
<changlingbob> with shields
<changlingbob> did they decide that moraxus wasn't irrelevant enough

[Anakha]

<Skyve> you know what would be funny?
<Skyve> a soul reaper stripper alt that says "your pole is mine"
<RazielXYZ> hire this man

[Red``]

<changlingbob> what is it
<changlingbob> with shields
<changlingbob> did they decide that moraxus wasn't irrelevant enough

:doct:

[Anakha]

netsplit is ULTRA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Ekamo]

netsplit is ULTRA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

http://webtrax.hu/myfacewhen/faces/lineart-memes/ultra-gay-seal.jpg

[Skyve]

^ you do realize that single image posts are against forum rules? :P

[GregerMoek]

http://hahgay.com/

[pewpewstar]

I'm NOT clicking on that link

[Ekamo]

^ you do realize that single image posts are against forum rules? :P

IRC rules apply in this thread ;)

[Imjelly]

I'm NOT clicking on that link

it's fine

[Anakha]

<Anakha> mention you know me
<Anakha> that opens doors in the mod applications
<Cyber-Kun> yeah
<Anakha> :)
<Ekamo> *as if that would help*
<Cyber-Kun> the doors that open to the trash
<Anakha> ekamoslowpoke
<GregerMoek> lol'd
<Ekamo> The door that smashes you in the face.
<Zilrax> Opens doors. Trap doors.
<GregerMoek> Doors are always doors!
<Ekamo> doors go two ways!
<GregerMoek> Yeah, could say "I knew Anakha, but screw that guy"
<Ekamo> Swearing allegiance to Anakha is not a positive.
<Ekamo> All the mods that know who he is want him banned for life.
<GregerMoek> looool
<GregerMoek> You too?
<Cyber-Kun> lol
<GregerMoek> :P
<Ekamo> Me and Dogkaiser keeping him in the game.
<Zilrax> Skyve, y u hate anakha?
<Cyber-Kun> why not hate him?
<Kae_> lol wut
<GregerMoek> http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/fap-now-kiss-l.png
<Ekamo> Whoever the next mod is will feel how the rage towards Anakha suddenly strikes you when you wake up one morning.
<Zilrax> I'll wake up and be like "ANAKHA STOLE MY BIKE!"
<GregerMoek> Niejer*
<Anakha> ^ LOL
<GregerMoek> xD
<Skyve> HUHß
<Skyve> huh?
<Ekamo> aka, not confirming nor denying.
<GregerMoek> HUUHUUUU
<Skyve> why do i hate anakha?
<Cyber-Kun> cuz he meanz
<Anakha> hater.
<Ekamo> Why do you NOT hate Anakha is a better question?`
<GregerMoek> My boy, peace is what all true warriors strive for!
<Zilrax> Cus you are a mod
<Zilrax> MAH BOI

[GregerMoek]

Good one, would participate again!

[Imjelly]

still glad I'm not on IRC

[Skyve]

still glad I'm not on IRC

Heresy will result in bans. Or flying monkeys kidnapping you while you're asleep.

Haven't decided yet.

[Reldnahc]

I joined IRC.

[`11411181]

<Malefication> Also2 does anyone know how common it is for right-handed people to be lefty-fappers and vice versa?
<Malefication> >this is relevant to my interests

[Farosarg]

This bunch is nuts. Makes me feel right at home. ^^

[`11411181]

<pps> eat a dick ;(
<RazielXYZ> nope
<RazielXYZ> unless my girlfriend suddenly grows a dick
<RazielXYZ> in which case
<RazielXYZ> **** yes

[Imjelly]

eugh, gay....or is it?

[GregerMoek]

True love, I'd say.


Definately.

[Ekamo]

True love, I'd say.


Definately.

Grammar Nazi detects error.
Grammar Nazi demands fix.

[Skyve]

Grammar Nazi detects error.
Grammar Nazi demands fix.

If you were such a big grammar nazi you'd already have fixed it :P

[Ekamo]

If you were such a big grammar nazi you'd already have fixed it :P

And then no lesson would be learned.
If a friend asks for help with their homework, you don't do their homework, you simply assist and guide them through the process. :) Even though I don't remember Greger asking me, but he'll have to deal with it anyway ;)

[`11411181]

<x> don't be stupid
<y> Please
<y> 90% of GMs are into anime porn
<x> POSSIBLY
<x> BUT WE HAVE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE

[GregerMoek]

Grammar Nazi detects error.
Grammar Nazi demands fix.

Is Grammar Nazi a name nowadays?

[Imjelly]

Definately is

[PzKw]

And then no lesson would be learned.
If a friend asks for help with their homework, you don't do their homework, you simply assist and guide them through the process. :) Although I don't remember Greger asking me, but he'll have to deal with it anyway ;)
Fix'd.

[PzKw]

Not really. That whole last sentence needs work....

[`11411181]

<Reldnahc_> Do you partake of any illicit substances?
<Brannock> Used to.
<Reldnahc_> Because you seemed pretty odd the other time
<Reldnahc_> other day*
<Brannock> You mean when I was making fun of raz?
<Brannock> he types like an idiot
<Reldnahc_> I guess
<Brannock> xD
<Brannock> )
<Brannock> ;)

[SomethingOdd]

Oh yes, The making fun of greenman101, good stuff.

[XFlame]

I go on the balance channel with random names to stay anonymous whilst blurting out all sorts of crap.
Current nickname: Anakha
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

I'm sorry.

[Farosarg]

^Raziel spotted.

[Alten]

Nothing happened here. Zilrax's post below me is irrelevant.

[Zilrax]

I am now saving the original comment to notepad so I can bring it out whenever I want. One day, someday soon, it will return.

And we will all be very disappointed in dairy queen.

[Gorb]

I do like edit history.

[SomethingOdd]

What did I miss?
:C

[Zilrax]

Fine, gorb gets to know too, because he's a cheating liar pants on fire.

[Cyber_Kun]

[6:14:11 PM] Cyber_Kun: http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?430551-Cast-range-indicators&p=15164439&viewfull=1#post15164439
[6:15:31 PM] pewpewstar: **** you
[6:15:37 PM] pewpewstar: never link to an fmg post again
[6:15:38 PM] pewpewstar: ****.
[6:15:41 PM] pewpewstar: ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[6:15:47 PM] Tedde: what does he mean

Bonus: He only said one swear repeatedly.

[`11411181]

[08:18] <Reldnahc> I swear, 240p makes trannies almost doable
[08:18] <Reldnahc> ALMOST

[heylo]

im just gna wait till the ipad version comes out

[Hsssh]

Not from irc but who cares.

[17:04:02] Reldnahc: So Nome's position at Riot is to do work on the 3v3 map.
[17:04:12] pewpewstar: does anyone play it?
[17:04:18] Anakha: you misspelled "suck dick"

[Malefication]

<Reldnahc> I, I love you like a black dong baby

[Reldnahc]

<Reldnahc> I, I love you like a black dong baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgT_us6AsDg

for parody reference

[Malefication]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Reldnahc's message had nooothin' to do with a song! Promise.

[LordTroll]

Damn Reldnahc. Second strike for homoerotic comments in IRC. Careful small son.

[Imjelly]

that's pretty gay

[SomethingOdd]

[19:42:40] <RazielXYZ> tits
[19:43:15] <+Cyber-Kun> fake Anakha
[19:43:27] <RazielXYZ> fake anakha with fake tits?
[19:49:48] <@Naib> real tits with fake Anakha

[SomethingOdd]

[18:07:56] Dawnbringer slaps Inomares with a large purple dildo
[18:08:06] <Somethingodd> Wat
[18:08:38] <~Dawnbringer> he likes it rough.
[18:09:14] <Somethingodd> WAT
[18:09:32] <~Dawnbringer> we are playing GTA san andreas
[18:09:33] <~Dawnbringer> geez
[18:09:38] <~Dawnbringer> mind out of the gutter.

Good luck banning me dawnbringer, I have alts.

[Dawnbringer]

[18:07:56] Dawnbringer slaps Inomares with a large purple dildo
[18:08:06] <Somethingodd> Wat
[18:08:38] <~Dawnbringer> he likes it rough.
[18:09:14] <Somethingodd> WAT
[18:09:32] <~Dawnbringer> we are playing GTA san andreas
[18:09:33] <~Dawnbringer> geez
[18:09:38] <~Dawnbringer> mind out of the gutter.

Good luck banning me dawnbringer, I have alts.

I will hunt you down. Just you wait :3

[SomethingOdd]

[20:21:52] <~Dawnbringer> Slutomares
[20:21:55] <~Dawnbringer> Bringer of sluts
[20:21:57] <~Dawnbringer> Humper of mares

[Reldnahc]

[09:32] <~Dawnbringer> sold my virginity at auction house
[09:32] <~Dawnbringer> $20,000
[09:41] <@Naib> yer I hear young ladyboys go for a good price in thailand

[Reldnahc]

So like, IRC is on life support. Let's bring it back yo.

[Hubaris]

What is IRC anyway, I always see that thrown around but never really figured to ask.

[Farosarg]

What is IRC anyway, I always see that thrown around but never really figured to ask.

If you have no idea on what I'm talking about, then google the moogle.

[Hubaris]

Oh God so its like a live-action Balance Dump.

popcornmichaeljackson.jpg

[`11411181]

Gorb: see I show disdain by deleting posts
Gorb: oh wait I shouldn't do that

it was steam BUT IT STILL COUNTS K

[Gorb]

Actually it was Skype, but you get points for trying ;)

[GregerMoek]

He's such a cute tryhard, right?

[Zilrax]

The pig tails were a nice touch.

[Ekamo]

Oh God so its like a live-action Balance Dump.

popcornmichaeljackson.jpg
You need to do moar IRC.

That is an order.

[Hubaris]

My rule is only if have been summoned I join into anything, or else I'd rip myself apart with how popular I am.

And if its as humourous as BD I will appear around then.

EDIT: Having trouble, I'll attribute it to people not making proper implementations for Opera.

[Malefication]

^That's why you get Xchat and don't do IRC in your web browser!

[Cyber_Kun]

[8:35:52 PM] (Cyber-Kun): http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?448559-S2-for-the-love-of-GOD-change-Flint-into-a-semi-carry&p=15304811&viewfull=1#post15304811
[8:37:42 PM] (Cyber-Kun): guys
[8:37:43 PM] (Cyber-Kun): read that
[8:37:45 PM] (Cyber-Kun): it is realyl
[8:37:47 PM] (Cyber-Kun): high level
[8:37:48 PM] (Cyber-Kun): analysis
[8:37:53 PM] (Cyber-Kun): huge
[8:54:34 PM] (Cyber-Kun): apostate had a good post
[9:26:15 PM] Reldnahc: does fmg like ever stfu
[9:48:50 PM] pewpewstar: is that an fmg thread
[9:48:53 PM] pewpewstar: thanks for letting me know
[9:48:55 PM] pewpewstar: also fu cyber
[9:49:10 PM] (Cyber-Kun): LOL

[EndGoodSmith]

<Somethingodd> I swear
<Somethingodd> supporting in 1300 sin't worth it
<Somethingodd> Gotta wardwhore
<GregerMoek> I don't know if I do
<GregerMoek> But I control the mods
<GregerMoek> np
<GregerMoek> I can take a dump in a srs balance post and noone would dare point it out!
<GregerMoek> I wish I had an account down in the 1300
<GregerMoek> considering stat reseting my sub-acc and really really play badly to lose 20 rating a game

[EndGoodSmith]

<Jeroz_Kuro> http://i.imgur.com/FBTYy.jpeg
<Somethingodd> *faps*
<Somethingodd> inb4 banned
<GregerMoek> Who's that?
<GregerMoek> Female engineer?!
<GregerMoek> HONTAI really?!
<Jeroz_Kuro> You guys really need to find a girlfriend..
<GregerMoek> I need several girlfriends to please my needs.

[EndGoodSmith]

<Jeroz_Kuro> One random thought before I go
<Jeroz_Kuro> What will happen if Succubus met Lust?
<Jeroz_Kuro> Who will be on top?
<Jeroz_Kuro> Or would list go into succubus so they can work together?
<Jeroz_Kuro> I really should sleep now
<Strayreaper> I can assure you that last time I saw the 2 meet, our lust and their succubus had a ***** fight
<Strayreaper> And our lust won
<Jeroz_Kuro> I demand video footage

[GregerMoek]

OKAY SO WTF I CAN'T JOIN. FFS OMG WTF LAG BUG OR WHUT?!?!


plz

[EndGoodSmith]

I will hunt you down. Just you wait :3
Still waiting

[EndGoodSmith]

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[EndGoodSmith]

<Jeroz> does martyr's E give him bonus MS? or just the allies?
<Reldnahc_> just allies
<Reldnahc_> Otherwise LOL SONIC HEROESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<Jeroz> i hate that everyone just runs away from me :D
<Jeroz> when i play as martyr

[Malefication]

[03:26:38] X: ok
[03:26:40] X: seriously
[03:26:42] X: **** up
[03:26:44] X: with that ****
[03:27:28] Y: Don't hate
[03:29:24] X: no, that ****'s ****ed
[03:29:33] X: talk about it privately if you really feel the need to



DO YOU DARE TO ASK WHAT IT WAS ABOUT?

[EndGoodSmith]

what's it about?

[Malefication]

Split dicks.

Nevar forget.

[EndGoodSmith]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247332_415907845143137_981371030_n.jpg

[`11411181]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247332_415907845143137_981371030_n.jpg

Yo dawg, i herd yuo liek timeoutz...

[zstarkey42]

someone has a worse internetz than me, woo

why is the balance channel so dead lately tho

[Tedde]

cause skype

[Malefication]

Skype master race!

[`11411181]

[9:26:45 AM] HsssH: you should get some award for relationship insight
[9:26:50 AM] zstarkey42: ^
[9:26:54 AM] HsssH: maybe astrolabe?
[9:27:12 AM] Malefication: Hell yeah!
[9:27:15 AM] zstarkey42: astrolabe nah
[9:27:28 AM] Malefication: Nome's Wisdom unless it was already taken
[9:27:31 AM] Malefication: er
[9:27:34 AM] Malefication: But that name is too ironic
[9:27:47 AM] HsssH: time to rename it to
[9:27:47 AM] zstarkey42: energizer award
[9:27:51 AM] HsssH: Anakha's wisdom
[9:28:03 AM] HsssH: and make hero about Anakha
[9:28:37 AM] Malefication: Heh
[9:28:56 AM] zstarkey42: first skill flame bait
[9:30:00 AM] HsssH: second skill- backseat moderation

[Reldnahc]

Grimoire of Power award

[PzKw]

[11:25:28 AM] Lollercopter: text dump?
[11:25:32 AM] Lollercopter: nonono, I like dayne
[11:25:39 AM] Lollercopter: and I've said all of this to his face
[11:25:44 AM] Lollercopter: though probably spread over a longer time
[11:26:21 AM] Lollercopter: although we agreed to take a break last night
[11:26:30 AM] Lollercopter: Lollercopter agreed to see other people.

[Malefication]

It was so romantic. Such a heartbreaker.

[Reldnahc]

resuscitate IRC

[Tedde]

Skype is the future

[Gorb]

Skype is the future
ping Gorb

wait

that's me

[EndGoodSmith]

ping Gorb

[PzKw]

Too precious not to share (edited for brevity):

http://i.imgur.com/fP1p4Qb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9iuXAUb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/tzMejKd.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/g3f9HYY.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/A5p8TQ2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cX4HTKK.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RMeljua.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/baP1I7x.jpg

Come and join #balance today on Skype! It's high quality conversation that just goes from strength to strength.

(edit: important section missing, for the record, I still don't see Vindi's "massive damage potential" in the context of a pubtrain, silencer yes, vindi no.)

[EndGoodSmith]

I'll join the #balance Skype group if ekamo fugging lets me

[GregerMoek]

I would want to join too, but if discussions are like that most of the time I think I'll pass.

Edit: and I am not taking sides there, because I think both of those two people had good points but chose to ignore the other person's seemingly(to me) unrelated points because they had to win the argument. On one hand I understand the "HoN hate" is annoying to hear again and again, on the other hand I don't think the first person's intent was to start a hate vindicator discussion at all. But what do I know, I wasn't there. Maybe I misunderstood both of them.

[EndGoodSmith]

<SomethingEven> I'm a massive whore, how do i exploit that to get into SBT
<Jeroz> fly over there
<Jeroz> shine the Ferrari

[`11411181]

[2:08:09 AM] Ekamo: OK, I'm going to admit it.
[2:08:25 AM] Ekamo: It's been bugging me for about 10 years now and I need to get it off my chest.
[2:08:26 AM] Dayne Crawley: gay
[2:08:30 AM] Ekamo: I let the dog out.
[2:08:59 AM] Dayne Crawley: called it, gay

[Orchest]

[5:34:59 PM] Lollercopter: rofl
[5:35:03 PM] Lollercopter: kids get so ****ing mad in hon
[5:35:09 PM] Lollercopter: hon seems to be DESIGNED to make people mad
[5:35:27 PM] Lollercopter: "Mate, your kdr is going down by playing this game"
[5:35:32 PM] Lollercopter: and they get angry
[5:35:34 PM] Lollercopter: it's precious
[5:35:49 PM] Lollercopter: "Mate, didn't you just hear the game TELL you that I'm owning you?"
[5:36:05 PM] Lollercopter: "Your whole team is getting owned man, just concede."
[5:38:07 PM] Lollercopter: you sing in chat
[5:38:09 PM] Lollercopter: people get mad
[5:38:13 PM] Lollercopter: you don't talk in chat
[5:38:14 PM] Lollercopter: people get mad
[5:38:17 PM] Lollercopter: you talk in chat
[5:38:19 PM] Lollercopter: people get mad
[5:38:23 PM] Lollercopter: you kill things
[5:38:24 PM] Lollercopter: people get mad
[5:38:33 PM] Lollercopter: you don't build the same items as always
[5:38:35 PM] Lollercopter: people get mad
[5:38:41 PM] Lollercopter: you carry the game, but don't by bkb
[5:38:43 PM] Lollercopter: people get mad
[5:38:46 PM] Lollercopter: you win
[5:38:49 PM] Lollercopter: people get mad
[5:38:50 PM] Lollercopter: you lose
[5:38:51 PM] Lollercopter: people get mad
[5:38:55 PM] Lollercopter: it's incredible
[5:38:59 PM] Lollercopter: how easily people get mad in hon

[Reldnahc]

It's incredible how easily people get mad in this genre.*

[SomethingOdd]

You can't get mad in league of casuals, because that's not fun

[Orchest]

You don't get that mad in DotA either. Nothing compares to the HoNmad I've found. Maybe it's just Australian HoN players. Damn Australians are terrible.

[10:31:22 PM] Chandler Wenninger: I AM IN A GAME WITH ZYORI
[10:31:55 PM] Lollercopter: ASK HIM ABOUT HIS BALLS
[10:31:58 PM] Lollercopter: GOGOGOGOGO
[10:32:10 PM] Chandler Wenninger: NO, I DONT WANT TO SCARE HIM AWAY
[10:32:13 PM] Anakha: the scratch and sniff king
[10:32:26 PM] Lollercopter: DO EEEEET
[10:32:56 PM] Chandler Wenninger: SOMEONE SPECTATE ME OR MENTOR ME
[10:34:25 PM] Lollercopter: NO, HURRY UP AND MAKE HIM QUIT BY ASKING ABOUT HIS BALLS
[10:34:53 PM] Chandler Wenninger: SOMEONE ALREADY DID
[10:35:01 PM] Lollercopter: GIVE THAT MAN A NEW
[10:35:59 PM] Anakha: ^

[PzKw]

[11:00:00 AM] Chandler Wenninger: what if Geomancers ult covered the entire map, NO ESCAPE
[11:00:20 AM] Chandler Wenninger: wait wait wait wait wait
[11:00:27 AM] Lollercopter: you mean
[11:00:30 AM] Chandler Wenninger: what if it covered all areas in a certain level
[11:00:31 AM] Lollercopter: COVERED THE ENTIRE MAP IN WATER!?
[11:00:34 AM] Lollercopter: GENIUS!
[11:00:40 AM] Cyber Kun: GENUIS
[11:00:46 AM] Lollercopter: SENUIG!
[11:00:48 AM] Cyber Kun: then thunderbringer hits in an AOE
[11:01:01 AM] Lollercopter: Chandler, you're onto something here
[11:01:08 AM] Lollercopter: Geomancer could be a Water/Ground type like mudkips
[11:01:13 AM] Mune_Cyra: I have a better idea
[11:01:13 AM] Chandler Wenninger: like what if Geomancer's ult covered an entire level, like how the river has the ramps or whatever
[11:01:22 AM] Mune_Cyra: What if he filled the map with trees?
[11:01:23 AM] Lollercopter: you mean if it covered it in water!?
[11:01:29 AM] Chandler Wenninger: SO MUCH WATER
[11:01:30 AM] Mune_Cyra: water and trees
[11:01:32 AM] Lollercopter: Dude, I already said, that's a really good idea.
[11:01:49 AM] Mune_Cyra: Everyone must standby a tree or else be washed away by DA FLOOD
[11:01:55 AM] Chandler Wenninger: like not a stream, not a brook, not a pond, but THE OCEAN
[11:02:07 AM] Lollercopter: I think you have unlocked the key to solving Geomancer's design.