HoN Fourm Rap battles!

[Turtleman]

Thats right, lets get this rap battle started. No X rated lyrics. I'll start it off (I cant rap)


You all should'a stoped me, you all shoulda ganked me
now I'm invisible and your lyrics cant harm me
Forest is my life, I arnt afraid
come at me bro, lets end this right here...

[FoEva1000MMR]

Your fail is as rare as the name Palazzi
And you clearly don't roll with a grammar nazi

It's like you can't even write
We don't need to gank you
You need to be supported by a white knight
And at 30min everyone will ask where's your cleaver rite

You're stuck in those woods think you're getting farmed
But when your rax are all down you'll surely be alarmed

[Mediocre]

Im no rappah but I kno' how to ZZZzzzZZzzZap ya'

Pew Pew Pew :Codex:

Ur dead.

[n00buaddib]

This is just silly but I'll give it a shot anyway,
probably not worth it most people here act kindda ga..homosexual.
Awesome awesome game but players are just cherries
join a game this dude picks a Wildsoul and another 3 get carries.

Pred, Scout and Night Hound did we really need them all?
Scout says NH's a n00b and will feed till the Shrine falls.
2 invisers 2 junglers nice setup says I,
good think I picked Plague, I ward you won't die.

Ward set at 2 min mark we're lucky it's haste,
I ping on the minimap for our Pred midding to take.
But alas, he must farm so he misses the ping,
Devo takes it, FB for their team. (I can't be bothered to make a better rhyme)

Fat demon comes back to his lane on half life,
Pred smells a kill, takes a towerdive.
with hp already fit for life support,
dies, Devo limps home with a witty retort.

Another cc at 15 gg my great team,
playing support, upgrading monkey, warding for the win.
This is as pointless as a post mortem Hail Mary,
next time perheps I as well will pick carry.

[flap]

Till I carry I'm spilling these raps long as you feel em
Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not carrying them
Cause when I am not then I am stop pinning them
And I am not hip-hop and I'm just not a carry
Subliminal thoughts when I'm stop sending them women are caught in webs spin and hauk venom
Adrenaline shots of penicillin could not get the illing to stop.
Amoxacilin is just not real enough.
The criminal cop (:emer:) killing meta-game filling minimal swap to cop millions of scrub listeners.
Your coming with me, feel it or not you're gonna fear it like I showed you the spirit of god lives in us.
You hear it a lot, lyrics the shock is it a miracle or am I just a product of hon fizzing up.
For shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up, you bizzles forgot, slizzle does not give a ****.

~edit~ fixxeded gr4mmatikle err0rs

[Ranaki]

mi pleh skoot
mi win
gg

[HahaYouDied]

Till I carry I'm spilling these raps long as you feel em
Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not carrying them
Cause when I am not then I am stop pinning them
And I am not hip-hop and I'm just not a carry
Subliminal thoughts when I'm stop sending them women are caught in webs spin and hauk venom
Adrenaline shots of penicillin could not get the illing to stop.
Amoxacilin is just not real enough.
The criminal cop (:emer:) killing meta-game filling minimal swap to cop millions of scrub listeners.
Your coming with me, feel it or not you're gonna fear it like I showed you the spirit of god lives in us.
You hear it a lot, lyrics the shock is it a miracle or am I just a product of hon fizzing up.
For shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up, you bizzles forgot, slizzle does not give a ****.

~edit~ fixxeded gr4mmatikle err0rs

"Till I collapse" By Eminem.

[flap]

"Till I collapse" By Eminem.

Really? Are you sure?

[flap]

HoN handed me lemons
I jumped back into the public eye and squirted lemon juice in it
By now you just wish I’d ****ing die but I electrify, get mad at EA
Get electrocuted, executed by an executioner of my flow too quick for the observatory to detect zooming by

Guess who, what’s happening guys?
They told me to farm, I fell off that pot
Hopped right back up on that crapper and I
Said “**** It” with a capital I
Look who’s back to terrorize (grief)

You don’t like it? You can eat ****, **** off little faggot and die
You're right back like a maggot on my dick grabbing at my ****, better get to the back of the line

You wanna get your shot at me what kinda crap is that
gank, what kind of player would I be before I let another player think he’s hot

I’ll bury my face in his stinky twat and go alalalala!!

good luck, haha

[FoEva1000MMR]

You have to battle with the poster above or it'll just be HoN Forums rap
And we all think that whining about people picking night hound's rather crap

[Ouker]

Gee, another pink Emerald Warden?
I'mma smack you hard, about back to kindergarten.
***** please, my carrying will make you collapse.
As I farm I occasionally collect Double taps,
Hat tricks, quad kills,
as my blood spills.
I call for my support that is warding our hills.

(Choose wi-SCOUT-ely)

That's right, I walk the road of vengeance.
You may ask "WHY?" but my skills are over the fence.
See that fog? Yeah, it's being ever so dense.
My eyes got it fixed, turning onto offence.

It's been a few minutes, our team is in trouble.
They just had to feed the world's noobiest Tremble.
"Let's push!" cries your ganker it seems.
3 Towers down, lots of gold it deems.
But no matter what happens around our base.
I'll be the best one to smash your face - back to LoL.

[Nolifer]

yoyo

[Coolcollo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kxkf2TFCEQ


GG Well Played.

Don't make me vocaroo this.

[Ahimtar]

HoN handed me lemons
loud noises :)


_____
a small fictional story :)

i was bored of matchmaking, i went on public server
i joined a slot, willing to go play mid chipper
but as i joined the game, mum called me for quick help
i afk-ed the picking phase now i am there in well

i look around and see our mid is witch slayer
so hope he will win mid, he seems like good player
but what shocks me the most is my characters goal
i have to go forest cuz i randomed wildsoul

i quickly read the guide, i try to doublestack
my fail is epic, i realise i am just too whack
i try to pull creeps from line, i got ganked
got bloodlust but i dont lose my faith

gaunlet solo ragin, im not ganking his line
but in my opinion, everything is fine
also i cannot gank them, its magebane and ra
what the hell could i do. abrakadabra?

now the game is going on, im not that underleveled
but my camps are warded, i need wards of revel
our courier died, so i send booboo
and suddenly another gank, now its ra with voodoo

i cry about my stats, i died 3 more times
teammates are raging, theyre out of their minds
2 of them disconnected im like "are they lame?"
and then i realised i joined a no stats game!