Insult Michael Burge's Minecraft Server More Than The Poster Before You

[YawningAngel]

Michael Burge's Minecraft server smells

[MichaelBurge]

Michael Burge's server smells like YawningAngel's "house", which has been stinking up the server ever since it's construction started.

[YawningAngel]

YawningAngel's Minecraft house smells like MichaelBurge.

[IAmRoot]

I once went on Michael Burge's Minecraft server. Holy crap, what a terrible server. Laggy as hell, and I still have a bad taste in my mouth from the Smell Socket Layer v6 he installed on it. If you value your noses and insanity, STAY AWAY. The most artistic thing within the server is the goatse collage. All I know is I went blind when I turned around. Srssly thaat minefct server is terrrible..

[YawningAngel]

Michael Burge smells like IAmRoot

[SpaceSavage]

its that bad the only way to make it worse is if he made me a moderator... Oh wait

[YawningAngel]

Michael Burge's server is worse than IAmRoot's coding.

[wikkedwhite]

Who is this guy..

[colondee]

Children...

[Broodje]

It's just as bad as MichaelBurge his werewolf skills

[MichaelBurge]

Notice first of all that Redstone can compute anything at all because you can construct computers with it. Notice second that the only thing you're fundamentally able to do with Redstone is make NOT gates, which further allow you to construct all the other gates. Notice third that Minecarts can construct NOT gates using a convoluted construction involving the booster bug and brake tracks. Notice fourth that IAmRoot placed a single minecart on my server, implying a form of "coding."

Michael Burge's server contains coding of IAmRoot's quality.

[Nolifer]

I once went on Michael Burge's Minecraft server. Holy crap, what a terrible server. Laggy as hell, and I still have a bad taste in my mouth from the Smell Socket Layer v6 he installed on it. If you value your noses and insanity, STAY AWAY. The most artistic thing within the server is the goatse collage. All I know is I went blind when I turned around. Srssly thaat minefct server is terrrible..
Wouldn't want to lose my INsanity.

[Vexium]

i'd rather eat potato salad

[Xhale]

who the hell is michael burge?

[ElementUser]

Shops don't work outside Burgetopia and the Redstone Academy teaches nothing.

=D

[Otolia]

MichaelBurge server is my creation.

/thread

[Smurf3tte]

Censored. Trust me, it was pretty bad.

[YawningAngel]

You're supposed to insult the SERVER.

[Smurf3tte]

I did insult the server :confused:

[Jake]

The server is located in North Korea, where they use people as memory.

[devilesk]

I am the richest person on the server

/thread

[Yukari]

Are you really...

[Vahn]

Everyone has minor totems these days.......
I have never entered the server, therefore it fails since all must have had my presence to be considered good in anyway.

[Revenant]

Worse than Catwomen, the Movie.

[LuckyStar]

Exploding zombies killed all my collections of Redstone and Diamond. Worst server ever.

[MichaelBurge]

Are you really...

At the time he posted, he owned 18% of the entire economy's money over a population of ~800 accounts.

[Ayevee]

Hey Michael my server has the Mo creatures mod. Does your server have the Mo creatures mod? No, I don't think it does. I am on a pig.

[Ouker]

It's perfect.

No really, it can't be called worse.

[InbredMule]

Try hards couldn't make it past his tutorial

[DoctorSpoon]

Michael Burge's minecraft server is so awful that it has three 21st chromosones

[Blet`]

It is horrible because its bad.

Its just, Bad. Plain bad

[Octavia]

So I was walking around in the server, you know, out for a lovely stroll. Then I come across pyramids with snow on them. Pyramids... with snow on top? It killed all the immersion and I left immediately.

[devilesk]

So I was walking around in the server, you know, out for a lovely stroll. Then I come across pyramids with snow on them. Pyramids... with snow on top? It killed all the immersion and I left immediately.
That's because the biome data recently got corrupted. Burge is going to fix it.

[YawningAngel]

The server is so bad it can't even manage to avoid ****ing a biome up.

[ElementUser]

So I was walking around in the server, you know, out for a lovely stroll. Then I come across pyramids with snow on them. Pyramids... with snow on top? It killed all the immersion and I left immediately.

Stupid biomes :(

[AOoToO]

Michael burge's smells like devourer's decay