DoctorSpoon Presents: The Official Mega Rap Thread Extravaganza

[DoctorSpoon]

Been seeing requests for awhile now for a Heroes of Newerth General Discussion rap thread. I wanted to do it monday night after my last exam of the semester but the forums were down. I have noticed that due to the recent cyber attacks that the forum population has decreased by half. This thread should be a symbol of hope, it should never leave the front page if we keep bustin rhymes like a porn star busts nut. As long as this thread remains alive and at the top we can never be defeated.

Here is the thread where it all started, I was bored of posting so I decided to spice it up one day to entertain myself and it yielded interesting results: http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?t=234486 (http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?t=234486)


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The make a difference kids, the lurkers, the trolls, the foreign kids will all be there on the otherside. We are an internet ecosystem. Now lets kill this parasite. Here we go:

Yo you been askin' so now I will deliver
I'll make ya penis hard or make ya vag quiver
Some lame nerds out there up on the cyber attack
I'm gonna beat the **** out of them? Fact

When I can't post on the forums I go through withdrawl
I get all sick, fall to the floor and then have to crawl
Not being able to post gives me a sore throat a fever
Makes me more upset than a one minute game time leaver

S2 and their moderating gestapo had me locked away for a week
I thought that during that time it was my insanity that would peak
They call me a spammer, an annoyance, and even worse a troll
So they tried to dig a ban grave and then drop me in that hole

It's ok, we the truth is out there, we are onto their secret plans
We know about the conspiracy, and the Cigarette Smoking Man
But this isn't the place, in fact this isn't even the time
We gotta work together to stop these forum-killing cyber crimes

I'm just your average little white nerd probably just like you
I spend my time playing video games and watching Doctor Who
I am a student of physics, to understand how things work
Being a smart charming badass sure has a ton of perks

This will be the sixth and yes the final verse
I know I'm not Dr. Dre but surely there are worse?
So if you don't know how this works, if you are new
Basically just post a rap, here, now its up to you:

[ohai]

I wanna contribute but my rhymes are weaker than really old limes.
In hon I distribute kills like a vegas hooker sells cheap thrills.
No matter how hard I try, I'm forever in the well, never dry.
But for you doctorspoon, I'll make myself look like a bafoon.

[Madroxide]

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

[DoubleEh]

i hope this thread never dies
cuz our sanity it does rely
i wonder wut could b in the patch this friday?
if somebody knows plz do say!
it seems more bads are online
it sent shivers down my spine
how could they b at 1700+
then suck so much and put up a fuss?
i think this is all i gotta say
just thought i would try to make Dr Spoons day

[Proletariat]

Oh dear god.

[Seethe]

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

Not even funny. Never was, never will be.

[z0mbi]

Awhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah *****es get your hands up in the air because I'm about set this ***** on fire.

(little john) YEEEEAHHHHH

*****es go wild when they see me cause im so good
i call them keepers of the forest- in other words they've got wood.
you wouldn't kno it but im a player
i get mo *****es than that pimpslayer

(little john) YEEEAAHHH

aight john shut the **** up for a minute
i gotta let these kids kno im in this to win it
i set **** on fire
like a pyromancer for hire
dropping lyrical bombs much like the bombardier
*****es are impressed i **** them in the rear

k I'm done being an idiot.

[Suda]

dont be hating dont justify in order to recognise
the unbeleavable the beleaveable extra terestrial
incredible focus the mind and not try not to defy
the lies of the guys who ride on there way to the sky
to high enough to whats said to be read diopajwodwankjdwlamk o **** not rapin my bad

uhh

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We never had much doubt about what Samsung would be showcasing at tonight's finale event at Google I/O 2011, but now it's official -- the outfit's first-ever Chrome OS ultraportable is making its debut in San Francisco, and we've been fortunate enough to grab a bit of hands-on time. Slated to ship to consumers, businesses and educational institutions on June 15th, the 12.1-inch Series 5 is a strikingly svelte machine, and there's no doubt that holding a 0.79-inch rig gives us all kinds of chills. The company took a bit of time to play up its "Power Plus" battery technology, lasting up to 8.5 hours with "active use," or 5 hours of straight video. There's also a new hitch in the Verizon Wireless data deal -- 100MB will be tossed in each month on the 3G model, but contrary to what we'd heard earlier, that ends after two years (rather than lasting for the life of the product).

[Ferg`]

fun fun
fun fun
fun fun
fun fun
fun fun
fun fun

ami doing it rite?

[DoctorSpoon]

fun fun
fun fun
fun fun
fun fun
fun fun
fun fun

ami doing it rite?

Nope not at all you pretty much fail
If I could I'de sent you my fist in the mail
Don't speak the words of Rebecca Black
Come up with your own stuff, pick up the slack

[Ransotengai]

Too bad none of these is HoN related

[DoctorSpoon]

Too bad none of these is HoN related

You're right, the status of the Heroes of Newerth community has NOTHING to do with Heroes of Newerth

Glad you are moderating these forums, great job! Keep on the prowl tiger!

Don't troll my thread.

[DoctorSpoon]

This one goes straight out to my boy DVT
The gestapo got him, gonna bust my boy free
Tired as hell, work all day at a lame nursing home
Try to meet some babes, gotta get that dome

Anyone else still representing some Unreal 1?
Coop is a blast, one of the few games left thats fun
Going to the store tomorrow, need bananas and grapes
I should make a thread called "I'm DoctorSpoonRape"

Today on a unit, a nurse came over on the attack
She says to me: "This chicken is ****, take it back"
I just smirk and walk around her, dont tell me my job
I should've knocked that woman in the face, made her sob

What are you guys doing tonight, got any big plans?
Probably being huge nerds I assume, going to LANS
That's alright though, I'll admit, I am quite jelly
My rap flow is so sick, it is sicker than Nelly's

[BobSaggot]

probably one of the worst threads i've ever read on these forums.

congrats!?

[Ben_Dunder]

Spoon, how the crap have you NOT gotten a minor totem yet?

[Noob]

i think this should go in forum games or off topic..

[SilverMaze]

Guy is begging for "WOW THIS IS AWESOME MAN!"'s too hard :(
this got unfunny pretty fast..

u still might get 1 or 2 'lol''s in 4chan tho. so try there.

[DoctorSpoon]

i think this should go in forum games or off topic..

This is why you don't make these decisions
You really have to think with more precision
I sip on ice water, some of that H TWO O
That **** is good for you, don't you know?

My office is the one above Maliken The CEO
To playas like me he is just another average joe
I walk into S2 games with a suit and my charm
Gobble up their profits like its spaghetti with parm

[TheSadDad]

So i guess you think the only rhymes
worth a dime happen at the end of lines,
but a fool like you can't even comprehend
how to speak the speech,
to busy beating your meat
to see you're just a leech for attention.

Stop being a try hard

[GrimReaper00]

these wanna be mcees,
trying to spit on the forum
turn the other way, acting like i bore 'em
but i'm not a power tool, i don't follow drills
every rhyme i say, fullfiled by my skill
bring with it truth, bring with it thrill
wanna talk about prophecy then let's talk about me
i told you at the start, there's no stopping me
when i battle you, i prove i'm the best,
that's why i never call it contest
i'm already better than the rest
and plus you never had a chance
ask the devil
no way in hell you can win
so remember
my rap style make you change gender
cyclone twister
360 mister
all year round
january through till december
i broke clay, but ali i'm not
transform words like an autobot

[Ph3noM]

I can bust some rhymes with no real XP
No real XP
No real XP
I can bust some rhymes with no real XP
no real XP
no real XP

Look at me Look at me
Joining this thread like it's meant to be
With the new additions, winston charmadon and thor
I will surely just walk out the door.

[DoctorSpoon]

I can bust some rhymes with no real XP
No real XP
No real XP
I can bust some rhymes with no real XP
no real XP
no real XP

Look at me Look at me
Joining this thread like it's meant to be
With the new additions, winston charmadon and thor
I will surely just walk out the door.

Yeah some new additions but no improvement to balance
I wanted to see their game changing talents
An anniversary of HoN only comes once a year
Next year will provide much of the same, I fear

Have to wake up early, have to go to work
I just troll my co-workers, I have to be a jerk
Lowering their self-esteem, is what I love to do
If you worked at a nursing home, you would too

I'm really pissed now, I just lost a game of DotA
I told that noob to repick, in the end "I told ya"
I'm getting pretty tired, but I don't want to go to bed
There are still plenty of threads on here that need to be read

And to those of you who hate on me, I am just bored
It is not your attention, that I crave or wish to hoard
In fact I don't care, what you really think at all
I'm running this marathon, while all you noobs crawl

[SilhouetteX]

Awww poetry. Cute :D Lets all share our feelings and touch each others.. well..