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09-25-2009, 02:22 PM
Tag: [CWP] Clan/Chicks/Children/Canucks/Campers Without Pants.

History: This clan was founded through the IRC channel banter, it seemed like a good idea at the time and we're still rolling with it. I'm not sure who was drunk or stoned at the time but one's thing for sure, there were no pants involved.

At the moment we appear to be a fairly social clan based on love of lower body freedom, but who knows maybe one day we'll take the competitive scene by a complete pantsless storm. Maybe we'll even have claymores and body paint.

Requisites: As of yet there are no real PSR/KDR requisites. We're just here to game and fly free in the wind. As long as you're willing to play as team there shouldn't be much of a problem, it beats pubbing with randoms.

If you want to prove your love of pantslessness, pictures proving your loyalty to our cause are encouraged.... Unless you're a minor. In which case for the love of god don't send me any. I don't need the police staking out my house.

Oh, and Magissia demands you join her fanclub.

http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/group.php?groupid=73

Desirable
09-25-2009, 03:02 PM
There needs to be a nudist revolution in HoN. Winds of change are a-blowing! :3

Magissia
09-25-2009, 03:06 PM
SUPRA BONUS : I'm in the clan

become_death
09-25-2009, 03:25 PM
History: This clan was founded through the IRC channel banter, it seemed like a good idea at the time and we're still rolling with it. I'm not sure who was drunk or stoned at the time but one's thing for sure, there were no pants involved.

REVEALING TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS:

<Desirable> : o
<Desirable> keep that shirt on tho
<r0cky143> lol
<Avathacis> I herd you liek pants
<r0cky143> otherwise no service?
<Desirable> u herd wrong
<Desirable> pantless ftw
<r0cky143> never understood why you need shirt and shoes for service
<Triumph> otherwise get cold while DotAing
<Desirable> its more airy that way
<r0cky143> but not pants
<Mellow> Kymic
<Desirable> @kymic u should take off your pants
<become_death> i prefer to be serviced whilst pantsless
<become_death> i also prefer to be serviced by someone who is also pantsless
<become_death> there should be a general lack of pants all around
<Desirable> that makes you and triumph
<Desirable> two pantless dudes
<Desirable> u guys need a moniker
<Desirable> lawl
<Triumph> We should start a pantsless clan
<become_death> i never said i was a dude
<Desirable> its like 2 Guys No Pants
<Dustbin> too bad you are now
<Desirable> or smthg like that
<become_death> aight fair enough, im a dude
<Desirable> 2 Guys 0 Pants
<become_death> 2G0P, start the clan now, my new e-buddy <3
<Desirable> : p
<Desirable> meet in channel "Pantsless"

...after that, as they say, it was all history!

p.s. While we are open to all immigrants from other gaming venues, currently the United States of Pantslessness does not provide health care or lodging accomodations to our members. We do however enforce a strict policy of unrestricted airflow around the lower body to promote good circulation and general mental well being. The crusade against pants has begun!

p.p.s. Please do not confuse us with Naked Gamers. They are an entirely different (and psychologically unstable) culture and are not to be trusted around your children, pets, the elderly, or produce.