View Full Version : Teh Poem Thread
03-11-2011, 08:22 PM
How it works: this is like a "one word" thread, but instead, you type a single line of a poem.
The idea is to maintain the flow as best as possible - this means that rhyming is recommended, hyphens and commas where appropriate, etc.
The ONLY requirement is that you have 5-10 syllables in your line.
If you wish to finish a stanza, please indicate it after your line with the following:
(Your Line Here)
Ok that's it. Let's begin then...
Once upon a time,
03-11-2011, 08:33 PM
thou did a heinous crime!
03-11-2011, 08:34 PM
the waterfalls of Narnia wept for
03-11-2011, 08:53 PM
a troupe led by the mightiest of whores,
03-11-2011, 08:56 PM
'twas merely a floozie, whom no man adores.
03-11-2011, 09:02 PM
Olga, their liege, with breasts like canker sores
03-11-2011, 09:10 PM
(off topic: http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?t=129462 - some info about rhymes. Don't mind the people disagreeing with me, they are just uneducated fools like usual)
in spite, between her legs, a secret thee abhors
Now, let's make a new start (next poster starts a new one).
Let us follow the scheme as so;
(this means, both A sentences have to rhyme with one another, whilst B and C are the same, but D is left out (but should rhyme in the next sequence)
She would run outside,
for the whether was truly cold,
a young man had her roof denied,
and of money there was none left,
but after all, the woman was very old
so her arms were too weak for theft
that is the story of my mother
Or you could just mix it up, and have it more rhyme-dependent, having other aesthetics etc.
Just post your formula ^__^
03-11-2011, 09:32 PM
(you're making this too complicated. an unconventional rhyme scheme is to be expected if it's an open thread. just keep the story going and we'll try to switch it up more)
so mangled a mess that few dared approach
03-11-2011, 09:35 PM
the man with the Brazilian flag of great reproach
03-11-2011, 09:40 PM
for 'she' was a he, who liked to BD
03-12-2011, 12:03 AM
norroar makes things to complicated
we can't just have a normal
relationship. why doesn't he love me
for who i am on the inside.
03-12-2011, 12:17 AM
for 'she' was a he, who liked to BD
So legion and hellbourne will never form a treaty
03-12-2011, 06:11 AM
'lest they be enticed through charm or through cake
03-12-2011, 08:08 AM
still, a crusade by Olga's crowd might take
03-12-2011, 06:48 PM
a mass of trolls all of Newerth would dread
03-12-2011, 06:49 PM
asking "does ophelia give good head?"
03-12-2011, 06:57 PM
upon hearing which, she did run and cry
03-12-2011, 07:01 PM
then accidentally running into a spy
:scou: TWELVE SYLLABLES COME AT ME OP
03-12-2011, 07:08 PM
that pom-pom-haired heroine was stripped,
03-14-2011, 05:33 PM
for man and beast to lie abed
03-15-2011, 07:19 PM
This poem is mighty and nude
03-15-2011, 09:55 PM
Devourer yells "feed me more food!"
03-15-2011, 10:08 PM
But then! S2 nurfed his hook!
03-15-2011, 10:14 PM
And deadheadfred cries "what the fook?!"
03-17-2011, 08:44 AM
So he waited at the tower to pull them in...
03-17-2011, 08:21 PM
But was cut by Swiftblade with sword and sin
I posted cuz u *****es are slow
03-17-2011, 08:56 PM
Swift was stabbed by Scout and kin
03-18-2011, 06:35 AM
alas, his face was missing it's chin
03-18-2011, 11:26 AM
Shaven off by Malekin- errr, Maliken
03-18-2011, 05:19 PM
this caused his face to lengthen
03-19-2011, 06:33 AM
And his huge sword to straighten
So he shouted thru the wind:
" .... "
03-21-2011, 05:14 PM
"Penis, activate battle form and win!"
03-24-2011, 04:58 PM
Penis started swinging and ringing
03-25-2011, 03:13 AM
Thus awakening poor nymphora, who hath never seen a penis slinging
03-25-2011, 10:24 AM
Kraken is krakening.
03-25-2011, 01:21 PM
And the Reaper is beckoning.
03-25-2011, 04:21 PM
Thus making lil' fat boys do some running
03-25-2011, 08:08 PM
and their mommas do some crying
03-25-2011, 09:24 PM
suddenly scout, with level 5 codex,
03-25-2011, 09:37 PM
Ksed magnificently, which made his e-peen flex
03-26-2011, 07:22 AM
Too bad, with that you can't have sex :blac:
03-26-2011, 01:32 PM
"I am IRONMAN" cried :trem:
03-26-2011, 01:45 PM
By the way :pest: who thus this guy:trem: resemble
03-26-2011, 01:47 PM
By the way :pest: who does this guy resemble :trem:
03-26-2011, 01:49 PM
And double-post did Blueflash fumble
03-26-2011, 02:24 PM
Damn, it was because i heard my tummy rumble
03-26-2011, 02:26 PM
Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
03-26-2011, 03:29 PM
Goku then did arrive, shaking the ground
03-26-2011, 03:37 PM
Then tremble made a new mound
03-26-2011, 03:40 PM
Then scout shat on the ground
03-26-2011, 03:47 PM
i then vomited at the sight i found
03-26-2011, 10:29 PM
Scouts sh1t carried his team to victoRY