Teh Poem Thread

[Vexium]

How it works: this is like a "one word" thread, but instead, you type a single line of a poem.

The idea is to maintain the flow as best as possible - this means that rhyming is recommended, hyphens and commas where appropriate, etc.

The ONLY requirement is that you have 5-10 syllables in your line.

If you wish to finish a stanza, please indicate it after your line with the following:
(Your Line Here)
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Ok that's it. Let's begin then...

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Once upon a time,







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[Norroar]

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thou did a heinous crime!

[SFCLUB]

the waterfalls of Narnia wept for

[Vexium]

a troupe led by the mightiest of whores,

[Norroar]

'twas merely a floozie, whom no man adores.

[Vexium]

Olga, their liege, with breasts like canker sores

[Norroar]

(off topic: http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?t=129462 - some info about rhymes. Don't mind the people disagreeing with me, they are just uneducated fools like usual)


in spite, between her legs, a secret thee abhors


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Now, let's make a new start (next poster starts a new one).

Let us follow the scheme as so;

A
B
A
C
B
C
D

(this means, both A sentences have to rhyme with one another, whilst B and C are the same, but D is left out (but should rhyme in the next sequence)

She would run outside,
for the whether was truly cold,
a young man had her roof denied,
and of money there was none left,
but after all, the woman was very old
so her arms were too weak for theft
that is the story of my mother


Or you could just mix it up, and have it more rhyme-dependent, having other aesthetics etc.
Just post your formula ^__^

[Vexium]

(you're making this too complicated. an unconventional rhyme scheme is to be expected if it's an open thread. just keep the story going and we'll try to switch it up more)

so mangled a mess that few dared approach

[xmangosx]

the man with the Brazilian flag of great reproach

[Vexium]

for 'she' was a he, who liked to BD

[SFCLUB]

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norroar makes things to complicated

we can't just have a normal

relationship. why doesn't he love me

for who i am on the inside.

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[DermoidCyst]

for 'she' was a he, who liked to BD

So legion and hellbourne will never form a treaty

[YawningAngel]

'lest they be enticed through charm or through cake

[Vexium]

still, a crusade by Olga's crowd might take

[Vexium]

a mass of trolls all of Newerth would dread

[Sheriff]

asking "does ophelia give good head?"

[Vexium]

upon hearing which, she did run and cry

[Sheriff]

then accidentally running into a spy

:scou: TWELVE SYLLABLES COME AT ME OP

[Vexium]

that pom-pom-haired heroine was stripped,

[crazysheep]

for man and beast to lie abed

[Enjaa]

This poem is mighty and nude

[Revenant]

Devourer yells "feed me more food!"

[Sheriff]

But then! S2 nurfed his hook!

[Revenant]

And deadheadfred cries "what the fook?!"

[Enjaa]

So he waited at the tower to pull them in...

[Enjaa]

But was cut by Swiftblade with sword and sin
I posted cuz u *****es are slow

[Revenant]

Swift was stabbed by Scout and kin

[Enjaa]

alas, his face was missing it's chin

[Revenant]

Shaven off by Malekin- errr, Maliken

[crazysheep]

this caused his face to lengthen

[Enjaa]

And his huge sword to straighten

[Jake]

So he shouted thru the wind:
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[Vexium]

"Penis, activate battle form and win!"

[Enjaa]

Penis started swinging and ringing

[Blueflash]

Thus awakening poor nymphora, who hath never seen a penis slinging

[Revenant]

Kraken is krakening.

[Ouker]

And the Reaper is beckoning.

[Blueflash]

Thus making lil' fat boys do some running

[crazysheep]

and their mommas do some crying

[Vexium]

suddenly scout, with level 5 codex,

[Blueflash]

Ksed magnificently, which made his e-peen flex

[Ouker]

Too bad, with that you can't have sex :blac:

[Revenant]

"I am IRONMAN" cried :trem:

[Blueflash]

By the way :pest: who thus this guy:trem: resemble

[Blueflash]

By the way :pest: who does this guy resemble :trem:

[Revenant]

And double-post did Blueflash fumble

[Blueflash]

Damn, it was because i heard my tummy rumble

[Revenant]

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around

Tokyo city like a big playground

[Vexium]

Goku then did arrive, shaking the ground

[Sokanion]

Then tremble made a new mound

[Sokanion]

Then scout shat on the ground

[Blueflash]

i then vomited at the sight i found

[Enjaa]

Scouts sh1t carried his team to victoRY