Let's play: WOULD YOU RATHER?

[Boet]

So it goes like this. Answer the last "Would you rather" question in the thread, then post your (HoN-related) "Would you rather" question for the next person. So here's the first:

Would you rather be stuck on a team with 3 BR-juajajas or get stuck in a game where your 1300 MMR, 0.6 kdr, 0.1 wards placed brown/oj randoms scout and rushes pkey?

[Fidel]

3 BR Juajajas .. what ever the hell that is.

Would you rather win a game or get 20/2/20 in a game and lose?

[Tischel]

win a game

Would you rather carry your team to victory, or being carried by someone else?

[Kalium]

First of all. BRs don't laugh juajajaja, those are mexicans or othe spanish-speakers.
Second, not al BRs suck. I'm the living proof of that, and so are the friends I play with.
Taking that in consideration I can assure you that playing in a team full of BRs is much better than in a team full of 1300s.

[Sayko]

sit in fountain going out to ward from time to time then keep watching tv untill the game is over by the guy who carried me.

Would you rather get an anihilation or lose the game because your carrie died in the procces, when you had to take care of him instead of doing 5x ks. :D

[Yup]

get anihilation?

I would rather play with retards or good players?

[Fidel]

sit in fountain going out to ward from time to time then keep watching tv untill the game is over by the guy who carried me.

Would you rather get an anihilation or lose the game because your carrie died in the procces, when you had to take care of him instead of doing 5x ks. :D

Annihlation, any day :D

Would you rather play Carry Scout or Carry NH ?

[SnowCrow]

Annihlation, any day :D

Would you rather play Carry Scout or Carry NH ?
Scout. I've carried so much with NH.

Would you rather have +3/-7 or +7/-3 in MMR?

[Wraiven]

Scout. At least he isn't made completely useless by wards.

EDIT: +7/-3. It's a high risk/high reward.

Would you rather get hooked and killed by Devo before each teamfight but win the game or carry the game as TB and get tons of kills, but lose?

[P_Jota]

I'll have to say the kills. If i get hooked means i did it wrong even though my team won the game.

would you rather be brown/orange or pink/blue?

[Boet]

Would you rather get hooked and killed by Devo before each teamfight but win the game or carry the game as TB and get tons of kills, but lose?

I'd rather get pwned by Dev but get a game-Win

Would you rather carry the aegis or the bananas from Kongor?

[studfacestad]

Depends on which hero I am playing.

Would you rather delete this thread or keep going?

[Ferg`]

delete

would you rather play support night hound or carry ophelia

[Boet]

guess we gotta save the general forums for posts about concede votes, MM raging, stalking S2 employees, and the same 5 rinse/repeat topics we see every day

[Yup]

Would you rather be chinese or japanese (Note; you lose either what u choose)

[Despise]

Chinese.

Would you rather play a game of HoN smashed or high?

[Corn22]

High.

Would you rather play with a mq rushing staff or a nh rushing ep?

[Ouker]

damn, I guess I go for NH EP cause it's quick and actually good at pubstomp.

Would u rather rmk or not rmk when enemy has 4v5 (and they're not flaming)

[PunisheR_`]

Rmk
would you rather pass the kick vote or let them stay?

[Ouker]

^Good, too many others wouldn't.
Usually I kick any enemy on demand if that's what they want. Allies I think about more.

Would you rather read this text OR NOT read this text?

[Vexium]

read this text.

Would you rather be a retard and reply to this or be smart and end this thread with my post because half the questions asked so far have been literally retarded?

[hanzlo]

I wold rather be a retard

Wold you rather go in bed with :defi: or :wret: ?

XD

[Vexium]

Defiler

Would you rather Aluna or Empath

[Muuchi]

Aluna, even though I hate both heroes.

Would you rather love and not be loved back, or be loved, but not love back?

[Vexium]

love and not be loved back

Would you rather potato or tomato

[Tseabal]

pomato


Would you rather eat ethopian food, or nothing
http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg

[Bobble]

since they are same, i'll pick nothing.

Would you rather have no internet or no TV?

[Vexium]

no TV

would you rather would you rather or rather would you?

[Ouker]

I would a burrito.

Would you rather :scou: or :nigh:?

[Vexium]

nightout

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[Sheriff]

Would you rather play vs a pro :vind: or a noob :dead: (Note: Each will do equally as good)

[Vexium]

you didn't answer mine :(

[Muuchi]

You never gave a second choice. -_-

Noob Dw.

Would you rather be deaf or a or blind?

[Gohka]

a or blind.

Would you rather be Jabba da Hutt or Boss Nass?

[Ouker]

Boss Nass, I dunno who he is and too lazy to google... Surprise inc.

Would you rather be my slave... Or :souls:'s slave?

[Yukari]

Depends if Soulstealer is into roleplaying.

Would you rather lose your thumbs or your toes?

[Vexium]

thumbs.

Would you rather blow or suck?

[Ouker]

blow ofc. Ofc.

Would you rather get your soul taken by :souls: or :soulr: ?

[Vexium]

Soul Reaper.

Would you rather drink the punch spiked with LSD (unknowingly) or eat the cake loaded with hallucinogenic shrooms (unknowingly)?

[Yukari]

Can I pick both?
Would you rather have a dead end relationship that you know will fail, or not have one at all?

[Thysios]

Can I pick both?
Would you rather have a dead end relationship that you know will fail, or not have one at all?

Probably the second one. No relationship at all.

Would you rather drown or be burnt alive

[Yukari]

I think drowning is less painful. But on the other hand I would look badass walk around with fire.... But on the third hand which humans don't have, there is the chance that I wash up on the beach and scar some kids in real life...

If I could, I would choose burnt alive, but then fall into the ocean after I died and washed up on the beach. Else just drown.

Would you rather post a picture or post another picture?

[Ouker]

a picture.

Would you rather play Fallout 1 or 2?

[Crabski]

Fallout 1, of course!

Would you rather live with a mind full of nightmares, or live in a world of nightmares?

[Otolia]

Both (That's my real life)

Would you rather kiss my ass or get your cherry popped ?

[Ouker]

Bloodlust :devo: good luck timetravelling :doct:

Would you rather be north-korean or poor african?

[Vexium]

north-korean


Would you rather be stuck in an underwater cave with no oxygen left in your scuba tank or on an airplane that has run out of oxygen and has no chance of landing in time?

[Crabski]

Well, you could always just open the door of the airplane. As long as it's not in space, there will be something to breathe. Even if we assume that you would be suffocating either way, I'd much rather suffocate jumping out of a plane than in a scuba suit in some underwater cave.

[Jublie]

Would you rather be blind or mute?

[oOo]

-NOT read this text??
Would u rather touch BooBs or touchTITs????

[Broodje]

I think I would go with boobs, tits sound small to me ;<

Would you rather have a sandwich with cheese or a sandwich with meat?

[Sheriff]

meat

would you rather play LoL or dance nude in rain while listening to ricky martin

[Broodje]

I would play LoL, it's a cool game.

Would you rather be a necrophile or a pedophile?

[Yukari]

Hard to say, cuz I'm both... I guess pedophile.

Would you rather live in Brasil or Japan (Present day)

[Blet`]

japan ez - my friend lives there atm, no problem media overhype.

Vanilla or chocolate ice cream ?

[Thysios]

Vanilla.

Would you rather a long term relationship or 3 way with 2 hot strangers. (relationship person is also hot)

[Jublie]

Long term relationship assuming regular sex and 3 way is just a one time thing.

Would you rather be the President of the United States for 2 terms or a dictator of a 3rd world country for life.

[Ouker]

President, I wouldn't be able to bring myself to just order people with no resistance... Cruel.

Would you rather have :scou::scou::scou::scou: or :nigh::nigh::nigh::nigh: in your team?

[Sheriff]

:nigh:

would you rather live in Africa or America

[Loli]

AMERICA

Would you rather:
Live a long life in which you live in a room that restocks with food and water, and has a constantly updating computer, but never be able to leave. (80+ years)
Or
Live a short life in which you can travel the world, all expenses paid. (30- years)

[Ouker]

short one, I already know how the long life would be (dayum) (WOULD BE)

Would you rather do it under the tower, or do the tower under it?

[LonelyQueen]

do it under the tower

Would u rather be with asisn or a russian?

[Sauron`]

do it under the tower

Would u rather be with asisn or a russian?
Russian, cause russians are badass. and I would be the one Russian that would be good at HoN.

Would you rather be a really hot Female but have a Penis, or a Really Hot Male but have a vagina?

[Broodje]

Duh, hot female ofcourse, who cares about the penis when u have boobs??

pizza or pancakes?

[Ouker]

really hot Female with Penis. Because holy **** the trolling you could do with it.
***** GOT A PENIS.

Would you rather have 1300 mmr :drun: or :monk: on team?

(EDIT) Broodje you fast pony you! I would probably take the pancakes actually. hard yet quick choice.

[Broodje]

You can still call me pedobear actually :o.


1300 http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/images/smilies/DrunkenMaster.jpg, then there is still room for a carry.

PC or Mac


LOL NVM dumbest question ever.

WoW or rift?

[Sacrosanct]

WoW. Rift had so much potential...but it all went to waste in the end.

Bronies or brownies?

[Broodje]

Pff, easy -> bronies made of brownies.

EU or US?

[Sauron`]

US obviously.

Death by Being Raped by Joybear, or Death by Drowning in Poop

[Blueflash]

Death by drowning in poop is preferable


would you rather watch shota porn, or watch loli porn, there is no third option.

[Broodje]

Death by being raped by coolcollo


I'd choose poop tho.

Questions or Answers?

edit: As fast as a Blueflash.

loli porn

[Sauron`]

Death by being raped by coolcollo


I'd choose poop tho.

Questions or Answers?

edit: As fast as a Blueflash.

loli porn

Answers (Assuming your question was "Questions" or "Answers")

Sex with :dead: or Sex with :tund:

[Blueflash]

sex with deadwoood, cus it would be over in one thrust. ehehehe


would you rather be a Corpse demon or an Incubus.

[Sauron`]

Incubus for sure.

Would you rather be Fat or Ugly.

[Broodje]

Ugly.

If women care about looks and they had to choose from either, they'd go for zeh ugly one.

Sammich or Broodje?

[Sauron`]

Who the fk is Sammich?
So Broodje

Lhune or LonelyQueen

[Muuchi]

Lhune

Blueflash or Broodje

[Broodje]

Duh.... Sammich is me :<

Blueflash, broodje sux dicks.

Dota2 or HoN.

yes i did.

[Sauron`]

HoN

Insta Queue Matchmaking times on HoN, However every game the rest of the team is BR's and complete newbs (Im talking

OR

30 Min Queue times with a 30% chance that there will be ZERO newbs.

[BlanketGhost]

I would want Insta Queue and then gather my friends and stomp all the 'bads' or run into another team and have a civilized match.

(Rather Personal)
If you were to give me a new name. What would you choose between my chosen new name (Pache: Pa-Che) or old my one (Ark).

[LonelyQueen]

pache (pa-che)

Would u rather go out with me
or loli and joybear (they both dumb though)

[Broodje]

You know that question is already answered several times.

Dance or Trance?

[Phaylure]

would you rather have sex with devilesk missionary position with your eyes open and his calves on your shoulders or have sex with a sheep twice

[Broodje]

This thread has taken a weird turn. :<

[Phaylure]

strictly hypothetical you weirdo. stop fantasizing

[YawningAngel]

Devilesk

Would you rather take Livskis or Joybear as your waifu?

[Phaylure]

if you had to pick one song to listen to for the rest of your life would you rather listen to friday by rebecca black or smell your dik by riskay

[Ouker]

friday- Because Im already listening to it unintentionally each friday so.

[Loli]

Would u rather go out with me
or loli and joybear (they both dumb though)

I am dumb? :[

[Phaylure]

would you rather have sex with sean connery's head on megan fox's body or megan fox's head on sean connery's body?

[Ouker]

The first one. Plastic bags exist.

Would you rather change the metagame by nerfing stuns or nerfing carries?

[Coolcollo]

Would you rather read a Joybearpig thread or have consensual missionary sex with Devilesk with the lights on and eyes open.

[Coolcollo]

Devilesk

Would you rather take Livskis or Joybear as your waifu?

Livskis.

1. She slays zambies like some kind of murdering princess demi-god

2. I actually get along well with people like her IRL.

3. She's not Joybear

4. I'm not yellow

5. If the apocolyspe were to happen, I'd rather have Livskis at my side. We would thrive and have entertainment (Zombie kill of the DAY). I'd throw Joybear to the zambies in effort to increase my survival by 10 fold.

[LonelyQueen]

I am dumb? :[
JoyBear is both dumb
ucwatididthar :fors:

[Muuchi]

Since there's two kinds of smarts: Street smarts and Book smarts, Is there two kinds of dumbs? :blac:

[Coolcollo]

Would you rather be listen to SFCLUB narrate your life or have your favorite band play appropriate theme music all the time.

Personally? I'd cheat and force SFCLUB to join my favorite band. <3

[Muuchi]

Can I choose your third option? Cause that'd be my choice.

Would you rather have sex with Joybear (for at least 30min) or hear her rant for a good hour IRL?

[Coolcollo]

Sex....with my penis?

I choose sex since I can invest in a Plastic bag (not paper jajaja), extra thick condoms, and something to bind/gag her with.

I'd probably kill myself if I had to listen to her rant IRL for 30 minutes.

[Coolcollo]

BTW. I have been practicing my SFCLUB voice. its...godly. Too godly to do correctly. I get what I imagine him to sound like at 12. Deep, manly, but not godly.

[Phaylure]

would you rather have slanty eyes or weigh 500 pounds?

[Sauron`]

would you rather have slanty eyes or weigh 500 pounds?

Slanty Eyes

Would you rather have sex with :empa: but afterwards you contract herpes and genital warts forever
or have sex with :defi:.

[Ouker]

:defi: 4 arms man 4 arms, no need for much.

would you rather play WoW or LoL for life.

[Phaylure]

lol cuz it's a good game. better than hon

[LonelyQueen]

ask a question :arma:

would u rather hear broodje do a chicken sound or ouker do a monkey sound
i heard them both on mic. In hon

[Ouker]

Oh you. :monk:

[Coolcollo]

I can work off 500 pounds. You can't fix ugly eyes.

[Phaylure]

would you rather be an indian or a pakistani?

[Ouker]

Indian; Start Yoga; get extremely stretchy limbs; become Dhalsim.

Would you rather have me or Broodje in your HoN lineup (if you'd play to win)?

[Blueflash]

Broodje, so i can hear that dutch accent when he rages


Would you rather skype chat with me or Mario (Loli)

[Broodje]

Blueflash

So I can hear a black guy rage at life.

Looks or character?

[Muuchi]

Character all the way.


A day with LonelyQueen or Lhune?

[Ouker]

LQ <2

A day with Ouker or Broodje?

[Muuchi]

Ouker, cause he's a cool guy and he doesn't afraid of anything.

Blind or handicapped from the waist down ?

[Fetyukov]

Handicapped from the waist down.

Spend 72 hours in an empty, completely dark room entirely alone without food, or have all the money in your bank account disappear?

[Blueflash]

blind, waist down includes the jewels does it not?

would you rather be Mike Hunt or Eric Litoris


Edit: all the money in my bank account, i presently have only 76 bucks in it

[Ouker]

Mike Hunt, whoever he is, but I don't want to be called "ö ri klitoris"

Would you rather have an endless supply of coca cola or icecream?

[Sauron`]

Ice Cream so I could open a ice cream store and make MILLIONS

a day with LonelyQueen or a day with RiceBunny

[Blueflash]

A Day with lonely queen.

also ouker trying saying Mike Hnt out loud

would you rather have be worth billions and have a mental problem that hinders you from spending that cash, or be Ron jeremy

[Broodje]

Ron jeremy <3 jews

Would you date me or me?

[Sauron`]

Ron jeremy <3 jews

Would you date me or me?
I would date me.

Would you Have a billion dollars but you could never eat or drink anything again (with no ill effects to yourself.....you get all nutritional value etc)
or have 5 million dollars, but you have herpes and genital warts forever.

[Coolcollo]

Character all the way.


A day with LonelyQueen or Lhune?

Lhune obviously. I'd have an oppurtinity to commission artwork, play games, have good conversation, and hang out with a very beautiful woman.

LQ........

[Ouker]

I would refrain from eating or drinking; PURE GAMING + SLEEPING AWWW YEAAAAAAH.

[LonelyQueen]

Lhune obviously. I'd have an oppurtinity to commission artwork, play games, have good conversation, and hang out with a very beautiful woman.

LQ........

fu
btw I never saw Lhune's face

[Coolcollo]

fu
btw I never saw Lhune's face

Look page... 5? of that thread. She's the blonde.

I said nothing about you. just "..................":pred:

[LonelyQueen]

i'm blond too :tund:

[LonelyQueen]

and there's no picture of her on page 5 :tund:

[Ninja_Style]

Coolcollo forgot to make a new question, so I'll just pick it up where you left off:

Would you rather have to work/study for one hour or play a 60 minute game of HoN that you lose?

[LonelyQueen]

play 60 mins of HoN Would you rather gen owned at HoN but have 100000000 gold coins or get 80% of each match but the HON store isnt available forever

[Fetyukov]

Clearly the latter.

Would you rather live in Whitehorse or Yellowknife?

[Smoseph]

Clearly the latter.

Would you rather live in Whitehorse or Yellowknife?

Hmmmm Canada eh? I'll say whitehorse because it sounds cooler.

Would you rather kick a kitten or punch a puppy in fury after a horrible game of HoN

[Sauron`]

Kick a Kitten

For HoN:
Would you rather Have a team Full of 1550 Players
Or have a Team with 2 1200 players and 2 1700 players.

[Broodje]

team with 2 1200, unbalanced game, you will be set up against 1400 fags, easy to carry that out.

Would you rather eat meat loaf or spinach

[Sauron`]

team with 2 1200, unbalanced game, you will be set up against 1400 fags, easy to carry that out.

Would you rather eat meat loaf or spinach

Meat Loaf obviously? Some meat loaf is actually good.

Would you rather date someone that was deaf or date someone that was mute.

[Ouker]

someone that was mute. We could still communicate.

Would you rather have a team full of 1500s or 3 1000s and 1 1950?

[JackSparrow`]

3 1000s and 1 1950
would you rather tmm with bads or solo q

[Sauron`]

3 1000s and 1 1950
would you rather tmm with bads or solo q

Solo Queue.
Would you rather be forced to eat Wendys for the rest of your life, or Mcdonalds

[Broodje]

I would rather kill myself. (McDonalds for faster dying process)

Watch a movie with ya gf/bf or watch some porno yourself?

[Blueflash]

Watch a porno myself, i find that chicks are unbearably annoying to watch anything decent with, for example
Oh mah gawd shutter island nade no sense at all, what a bad stupid movie

Above quote was from about a year back i watched shutter island with one of my dude friends and 3 other girls, only 2 people out of that group had the decency to stfu and stop *****ing about how we should've seen (insert b movie here)

Would you rather date Someone named Obi or someone named Edmund(seriously!)

[Sauron`]

Watch a porno myself, i find that chicks are unbearably annoying to watch anything decent with, for example

Above quote was from about a year back i watched shutter island with one of my dude friends and 3 other girls, only 2 people out of that group had the decency to stfu and stop *****ing about how we should've seen (insert b movie here)

Would you rather date Someone named Obi or someone named Edmund(seriously!)

Obi.

Would you be missing your penis, or 1 arm.

[Broodje]

Arm, only if it's my left one so i can still fap.

Would you rather date someone named Ben or someone named Chukwuemeka(seriously!)

[Ouker]

Arm, only if it's my left one so i can still fap.

Would you rather date someone named Ben or someone named Chukwuemeka(seriously!)
At least Chukwuemeka COULD be a girl
(Also, pros can fap with both) (even more pros never fap, that requires self control)

Would you rather move to Finland or to )))))ssia

[Ninja_Style]

Chukwuemeka. I'd just call her Chucky! :)

Edit: I was too slow so I'll answer your question as well: Finland

If you knew someone was gonna shoot you and there was no possible way of escaping, would you rather just wait for it or run and die tired? :scou:

[Muuchi]

Run and die tired, mainly because it gives you some more time to cherish and appreciate your best moments in life.


MichaelBurge or Loli?

[Lhune]

Loli.

Would you rather live with ten dogs or twenty cats?

[LonelyQueen]

20 pussiez so cute <3

Would you rather be an asian or a stupid jewish

[Ninja_Style]

I'd rather be from a nondescript than a stupid populace.

Would you rather be forum moderator in GD or GM?

[LonelyQueen]

Mod at GD lot a fun trollin rager

[Coolcollo]

oh god Ninja_Style is posting. I'm almost afraid of asking questions.

Would you rather see Ninja_Style trump Chavo or have Chavo 'return'.

[Blueflash]

At least Chukwuemeka COULD be a girl

Chukwuememeka is an exclusively guy name btw.

i want chavo back, at least he'll finally rid the forums of LIvskis once and for all, also joybear.

Would you rather spend 20 years in prison, or stay for 2 years in an old people home.

[Lhune]

Two years in an old people home. Old people are amusing, so long as they don't try to touch you.

Would you rather kiss a dog or your grandmother straight on the mouth?

[Broodje]

Dog's mouth is probably way cleaner then my granny's, so I would go with the dog.

Would you rather live in the middle of a big city, with high renting prizes, or live in the middle of nowhere for somewhat cheaper.

[Lhune]

Middle of nowhere, cause that's where I already live.

Ham or cheese on your sammich?

[Sauron`]

Ham?
Would you rather work a 9-5 job for the rest of your life, but make 200k and be guaranteed the job forever.

or work a job that you only have to go in for 4 hours a day, any time during the day, but only make 50k forever.

[Ouker]

That is one of the most difficult question. But looking at the salaries, I'd rather take the 9-5. Im used to it already (school)

Would you rather have another 3 months of vacation or go to school now?

[Broodje]

Go to school now, how weird it sounds, I really want to go to school lately, I dropped out of college at January, cus my study sucked, so I want to pick it up again. Had 6 months of 'vacation' already :D.

Would you rather study in US or EU?

[Ouker]

EU, since im BEST EU!

Would you rather watch 9 hours of teletubbies in a row, or get anallized for 15 minutes.

[Coolcollo]

Either way your getting anallized. I'll take the 15 minutes.


Would you rather hear watch play a game with Joybear or play a game against Chu.

[Coolcollo]

-delete post plz-

[Fetyukov]

Either way your getting anallized. I'll take the 15 minutes.


Would you rather hear watch play a game with Joybear or play a game against Chu.

Play vs chu. If I get a kill on him, put it in my sig.

Would you rather watch all 5 twilight movies each year for the rest of your life (when they're all done anyways) or lose the ability to watch your 5 favourite movies ever again?

[Broodje]

Those awesome movies will be still in my memory, I would go for the 2nd.

Would you rather play a horror game, or watch a horror movie?

[Ninja_Style]

Watch horror movies. I can still cover my ears, shut my eyes and go "LALALALALA" in a horror movie. Games force me to focus until they throw a zombified face at my screen.

Would you rather have a boy or a girl if you were destined to have only 1 child in your life?

[Sauron`]

I think a boy would be easier to deal with honestly.

Would you rather have a hard drive with infinite space (that also never breaks) that has access to EVERY single Movie ever made or would you rather have one that has access to every single tv show ever made.

[Ninja_Style]

I'd go with movies. There are plenty of good films, but only a handfull of good TV shows.

Would you rather be sick for one week or be healthy but have to study/work all week?

[Sauron`]

Eh depends on sickness. Define how sick you'd be.

[Loli]

Would you rather have a boy or a girl if you were destined to have only 1 child in your life?

I plan to only have one child and for it to be a girl.
I already have a name as well :legi:

If its a boy he might just... disappear.


Also I'd rather be healthy unless you define sick as just a head-cold or something light.



Would you rather cross-dress in public for a week or be obese for a week?

[Coolcollo]

Cross-Dress....in scene gear. or goth gear.

Might fap too much if I put on a skirt and kneesocks.

[Coolcollo]

would you rather fall in love with a gorgeous woman that is self-sufficient, enjoys games, anime, essetially sharing many aspects you find ideal only to later find she has a penis (but is fully female everywhere else)

OR fall in love with an obese woman 10 years your senior and loves to argue.

[Loli]

Obviously the first.

Would you rather lose the ability to read or write?
(writing includes typing)

[Ninja_Style]

I'd lose my ability to read, while still being able to write/post. I'd fit perfectly with the people in GD then!
*ZING!!*
(note: I am kidding of course. I love each and every person on GD passionately and often.)

Would you rather be bitten by a wasp once or 100 times by a mosquito?

[Coolcollo]

Seeing as I could actually die from wasp stings when I was young, I'll take mosquito.


(note: I am kidding of course. I love each and every person on GD passionately and often.)

Fixed it for you

(note: I am kidding of course. I love each and every person on GD forcibly and often.)

[Ninja_Style]

When they go "Look! I have been a bad, bad boy!" they deserve some thorough loving, don't you think? ;)

[Coolcollo]

Look! I have been a bad, bad boy!"

[Loli]

I don't think Coolcollo grasps the concept of asking another question after answering one.

Must be too hard for him :arma:

[Sauron`]

Would you rather be SUPER short (like 5 foot 2) or SUPER tall (like 7 foot 8)

[Fetyukov]

um... super short. Cheaper clothing.

Okay, would you rather become mute (can't speak) or paralysed from the waist down.

[GrimReaper00]

mute, don't say much anyway

would you rather ride a train alone with a madman with a knife in his pocket or climb a mountain with a pathological liar?

''is the rope good?''
''YEAH IT'S GOOD''

[Sauron`]

Mute for sure.
would you rather have a million dollars and never have to work for the rest of your life (Pretend that every 5 years you get a million dollars)
or every 5 years you get a BILLION dollars, but you have to work every single day (besides weekends)

[Muuchi]

mute, don't say much anyway'

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/495/883703-518px_shyguy_large.jpg

[Fetyukov]

meh, I'm bored, ill answer both.


would you rather ride a train alone with a madman with a knife in his pocket or climb a mountain with a pathological liar?

Train. I can see him coming, I know where he is and I know what happens. The stress of the latter situation and mountain climbing would be far worse.


would you rather have a million dollars and never have to work for the rest of your life (Pretend that every 5 years you get a million dollars)
or every 5 years you get a BILLION dollars, but you have to work every single day (besides weekends)

Assuming the money comes from no where? I'd take the billion, and use 99% of it to help people in need. If people have to lose the money for me to gain it, then the former.

[Coolcollo]

I'll take the billion. The work I do will be my own projects funded by the billion. I'm a nice guy and give alot, but I doubt I would donate much. A few 100 million here or there.

Ask a question? Sometimes I enjoy being a rebel.

Would rather listen to Michael Burge ramble about his own divine beginnings or hunt a squirrel with your bare hands

[Sauron`]

Squirrel for sure.

Would you rather have diareeha everyday or be constipated everyday

[Loli]

Hunt a squirrel with you bare hands.

Edit: ^^ The former. Comes out quick and easy anyways.

Would you rather wake up one day and be the opposite sex, or wake up one day in another country? (basically assume another life, people think you're a friend/family; basically amnesia but you remember your past life)

[Coolcollo]

If I don't bleed for 5 days and don't die where cool. I'll have new parts to play with.

I'd choose the later if it's a nice country. There is a slim chance that it would be near Broodje. Otherwise I'd just be a lesbian. FUN.

[Loli]

Ask a damn question when you answer one coolcollo.

Are you retarded?
:arma::arma::arma:

[Coolcollo]

BEING A REBEL

COME AT ME

Get on steam

[Loli]

I'm at the beach.

Can't connect, takes like 5 minutes to load a forum page.
ahuehueehue.

[Coolcollo]

But I typed that less than 5 minutes ago (from your post time on my come at me)

[Loli]

Internet is on and off.
Stealing it from a house like 4 down.
:doct:

[Coolcollo]

Would you rather

[Blueflash]

Burge ramble for sure, i'm curious

would you rather eat spaghetti made out of worms or tap a fat chick

[Bloodaxe]

Fat chick.

Would you rather Date a person hot person who is cheating on their Gf/BF or date a ugly person that is single.

[Lhune]

I'd take the cheater. Obviously he wasn't happy with his girl else he wouldn't be cheating on her and maybe I'm a better match for him (and if I am I'd tell him he'd have to make the decision). It's just a date. I would never do anything intimate with a guy if I knew he was still with someone else, tho.

Going out with an ugly person would just be mean, that is assuming that he has feelings for me. I don't want to give people false hope. And yes I know attitude/personality is very important but at some point you're gonna have to sleep with the guy as well and at that point him being able to turn you on is fairly important.

Would you rather be a manly girl or a feminine guy?

[LonelyQueen]

Manly girl
GRRRRRR!

Would you rather kicking in the backseat or sitting in the front seat?

[Blueflash]

I'd take the cheater. Obviously he wasn't happy with his girl else he wouldn't be cheating on her and maybe I'm a better match for him (and if I am I'd tell him he'd have to make the decision). It's just a date. I would never do anything intimate with a guy if I knew he was still with someone else, tho.

Going out with an ugly person would just be mean, that is assuming that he has feelings for me. I don't want to give people false hope. And yes I know attitude/personality is very important but at some point you're gonna have to sleep with the guy as well and at that point him being able to turn you on is fairly important.

Would you rather be a manly girl or a feminine guy?

I'm already a feminine guy

Backseat ftw, lots of good stuff goes down back there.

would you rather play hon for the rest of your life, or be unable to play any games ever again

[Coolcollo]

Feminine guy...since most of the time that is what I am.

@Bloodaxe: There is a feeling of conquest in that. Not saying I'm that type, but I'd go one a few dates. I've gone on dates with married women (though they are kinda like my bffs) so I don't see a problem. Wouldn't sleep with the girl unless there was an element of monogamy. I certainly wouldn't make her my girlfriend if she was physically cheating on the guy. Once a cheater always a cheater and I'd just be setting myself up for the same trouble that guy is going through. Unless he was abusive. Then I'd take her from him and show her what a real man is like.

@LQ: Backseats are usually safer.

Would you rather be famous or infamous. Personally I would rather be infamous. I don't need a bunch of fans or groupies hounding me in public. That said I'd rather be the guy that walks in a room and EVERY. BODY. GETS. QUIET.

But not infamous for being a really terrible person.

[Coolcollo]

Flash... i don't think you gave equal sides at all.

I'd play hon forever because it's better than no games.

Being a rebel. no new question. get over it Loli

[MichaelBurge]

Infamous in that all the "underdogs" root for me as I fight against the insidious "The Man". Only Michael Burge can save you now. :andr:

Fight in a rebellion against The Man with Michael Burge as your Lord and Savior, or be the oppressive Man with a rebellious group chipping away at his evil empire?

[Fetyukov]

Fight the power with Burge.

Would you rather have Burge explain to you complicated mathematical concepts (such as which kind of infinity is bigger/smaller than another kind...) or tap a fat chick.

[LonelyQueen]

NO WAY IM TAPING A FAT CHICK i could tap burge while he explains his boring concepts

Would you rather eat sandwich made by women or eat a pizza from chucky cheeze

[Broodje]

I would eat sammich made by sammich

Would you rather eath Sammich from Sammich or Sammich from a woman?

[Loli]

sammich from woman.

Would you rather get a professional massage every week, or get to eat one meal of your choice every week cooked to perfection every week?

[Coolcollo]

The food one. I give massages yo.

Would you rather go on a date with Ricebunny or on a date with Lhune.

[Sauron`]

Go on a date with Lhune.

Would you rather Have a Huge house, but a small yard
or have a Small house and a MASSIVE yard/land.

[Loli]

Ummmm. Hmmm.
Lhune. I think RiceBunny looks better but I like Lhune's attitude and interests more.

Edit: ^ Huge house.

Would you rather have a good harem or a single great partner?

[Sauron`]

Single great partner

Would you rather be forced to repeat high school all over again, or college.

[Loli]

Depends. Redo it with my current mind or just re-live everything?

Highschool if redo, college if re-live.

Would you rather live in 15 degree weather or 115 degree humid weather?

[LonelyQueen]

15 degree

Would you rather be poor but u got aloooot of friends
or
be richest person on earth but forever alone

[Lhune]

Poor with friends < me currently.

Pizza or fries?

[PhoenixForce]

Pizza !!


Would you kiss me or just hug me ?

[Sauron`]

Bro Hug you.

Would you rather Be a Well known Author, or a well known Movie Director.

[Loli]

Movie Director.

Would you rather make love to :succ: or :nymp:?

[Sauron`]

Succubus for sure.

Would you rather be invisible (you can choose when you want to be invisible and not be) or be able to fly?

[Loli]

Invisible. Easy.

Would you rather be able to turn time back one hour (and not be able to again for one hour) or never have to eat, drink, or sleep?

[LonelyQueen]

fly and visible I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

would u rather be gay and date Hot guys or be stright but with ugly fat gurls

just change guy to girl gay to lez... Etc

[Fetyukov]

Film director for sure.

Would you rather have the superpower of teleportation or the the greatest woman/man on earth be your significant other until you die?

[edit] straight ugly fat chick. Most fat chicks can cook.

[Loli]

Be gay and date hot guys of course.

Sex ain't no factor for me.
I'll date a guy if he looks like a girl.


Edit:^ Greatest spouse as long as it didn't come with risks. (People trying to assassinate you/steal her, etc)

Would you rather be able to turn time back one hour (and not be able to again for one hour) or never have to eat, drink, or sleep?

[PhoenixForce]

Never have to eat,drink,sleep ? Lol. Hell No ! I'd go back in time for sure..

Would you rather have a panic attack at the top of a 75 feet tree or 100 yards in the ocean from the shore?

[Ninja_Style]

Would you rather have the superpower of teleportation or the the greatest woman/man on earth be your significant other until you die?

Teleportation for sure! Time to teleport around and look for that significant other! :D

In terms of panic attack, I don't know. I am pretty sure I'd die in that tree, + swimming up is pretty easy as long as you don't drown on the way. x)

[PhoenixForce]

Would You Rather kiss 10 monkeys or eat 10 spiders ?

[SpaceSavage]

kiss 10 monkeys, god i hate spiders

Would you rather be locked in a room with joybear for a week or be forced to listen to YawningAngels singing of Judas by lady gaga on loop for a day

[LonelyQueen]

Listen to yawningAngel's soft voice I love the song judas and I love his british accent



Would you rather be dump or blonde

[BlanketGhost]

I'd rather be blonde.

Would you rather have a few close friends you would die for and vice versa but almost zero social life. OR would you rather be popular in both online and offline social life, but inside you stands alone.

[Coolcollo]

Ah...

I'm both on that front.

I have little social life, friend(s) (small) that I'd potentially die for (or risk harm) and that would do the same. I'm popular in my circles, but when it boils down to me a man is but the fortress of his mind.

[Ninja_Style]

Ah...

I'm both on that front.

I have little social life, friend(s) (small) that I'd potentially die for (or risk harm) and that would do the same. I'm popular in my circles, but when it boils down to me a man is but the fortress of his mind.
Having even one person that would actually die for you is more than anyone can ask for. You should be glad. :)
*imagines the drama when said person unexpectedly walks out on coolcollo, who has his foot stuck in an unconeniently placed root in the ground and inevitably gets crushed by a giant rolling sushi*

What would you rather have in real life: :trem:'s Terrormound ability or awesome backgroundmusic for everything you do (that other people hear too).

[_Lunacy_]

hmmm defo the music, terrormounds can be destroyed and you have to of gone to the place first so its a no brainer.
If films were in real life would you rather be in Saw or Final Destination? :P

[YawningAngel]

Erm, Saw. Final Destination is certain death. I'd like to be an extra though, not one of the people in the traps.

Would by you rather elope with SpaceSavage or Lady GaGa?

[_Lunacy_]

Spacesavage because then I could get him/her to fix my computer afterwords and finally play HoN again -.-
Would you rather be able to turn invisible at will or morph your body parts how you please (e.g. into anything, like a unicorn horn for example)

[MichaelBurge]

Edit: Ignoring the above poster in favor of my erotic literature.

SpaceSavage.

"Michael Burge hesitated for a minute, but knew what he had to do: The mark of a true professional troll was to put his craft ahead of his pride, ahead of his ego. A true troll did not practice out of mere amusement, he did it for the sole purpose of making his target as miserable as could be.

He entered the room and saw SpaceSavage at his computer ranting some inane babble: 'Yoda is the worst competitive Moon Queen in the history of HoN, really. It's already 30 seconds in and I know she's going to lose; she got 3 minor totems instead of a duckboot, and...'

Cutting him off, Michael Burge threw SpaceSavage onto the bed: "Know your place *****, you're mine now." Surprised and with a hint of fear in his voice, SpaceSavage responded 'Burge! What are you doing? This isn't...' before Michael Burge gagged him and tied him to the wall.

'You've been getting pretty arrogant lately, thinking your opinions equally as valid as your superiors. It's my job to put you in your place, SpaceSavage. ' When the poor Brit saw the lube, his fear turned to panic but the gagged muffled his screams.

'Oh this? This isn't for you, this is for me.' To make his point clear, he mixed it with a few drops of Habenero sauce to guarantee that SpaceSavage would never forget the experience.

By morning, his panic had turned to whimpering and Michael Burge knew he had succeeded in his greatest troll ever: 'The little **** doesn't realize it, but I recorded the entire thing on video. Now that he knows his place he shouldn't be too much of an issue, but I still have the option of blackmail if I ever need it or happen to be particularly bored.'

Indeed, dominating the fresh new moderator had put Michael Burge one step closer to exacting his revenge on the insidious Chavo. 'His moderators are all loyal to ME, not him. Just a few more, and I'll finally have him.'"

An eternity alone bumbling through space, or a short lifetime filled with adventure and excitement?

[Sauron`]

Hot Story, 10/10 would read again. You forgot to add "Pomf" when you threw him onto the bed though, i'll forgive it. You should make a thread for erotic stories on OT.

Short lifetime obviously.

Would you rather live in the World of Firefly, or the World of Lord of the Rings?

[_Lunacy_]

LOTR because I could b galadriel and **** the **** outta you xD
Would you rather be dying slowly but looking down on yourself as a higher presence or be a higher presence being torn apart by rabid zombies?

[Ouker]

I am not completely sure what you just said, but the first one looks more pleasant. You know, then you won't be one of those killing your close ones after dying, right?

Would you rather be an immigrant or a native in Finland?

[Sauron`]

Immigrant

Would you rather go on a man-date with Loli or go on a man-date with coolcollo. Happy ending with both of course.

[MichaelBurge]

Immigrant

Would you rather go on a man-date with Loli or go on a man-date with coolcollo. Happy ending with both of course.

Loli had always been a bit of a girly-boy - he had always been interested in flat-chested lolis and futanari hentai, but thought nothing more of it. "It doesn't make you gay, they're just a bit deviant" he thought to himself.

But one night he came across an erotic science fiction story that forever changed the way he thought about himself. It was a dystopian future where women had nearly been wiped out by a gender-specific virus. The few that remained had been forced into expansive birthing factories in order to help the human race survive.

Upon reading this, Loli knew what his life's dream was; he knew why he had been fulfilled all these years: He wanted to be dominated by someone, to be given his life meaning by riding on the backs of those more confident than he.

And so Loli set out to prove himself to his idol Michael Burge. He led the vanguard against Chavo's insidious fortress, set fire to Valve's headquarters so the DotA 2 threads would finally stop, and even captured the lovely Nymphora for His Eminence's private use.

Months of work led to years faithfully serving under Him, and he was finally rewarded with a private business dinner in congratulations of his loyalty. Loli felt a bit ashamed, but knew he could use this chance to express his true feelings.

Loli set about polishing his nails, trimming his hair, and picked the nicest in fashion to wear to the event. He would flatter his King, winning over His heart. But during the event, something special happened:

:jera:: My dear Loli, you did not need to flatter me so. I saw you working tirelessly for my cause, I saw you put your heart into everything, I even saw you capture Nymphora knowing what would be done to her. But you stayed faithful to me in the end, always setting aside your own judgment in favor of mine.
:vind:: Oh Burge! I am wholly yours forever! Take me home, take me now!

The rush of being ravaged for hours with no end in sight was comparable to jumping out of an airplane with a sack full of caterpillars hoping they'd spin a parachute by the time you came off Cloud Nine. Michael Burge brought Loli down gently with a safe landing, the first of surely many the future had in store for them.

Hmmm, maybe the next one should go on my blog. This could be dangerous. :hamm:

:dark: or :nymp:?

[Sauron`]

Dark lady for sure.
Please do an erotic story for all the members.

airplane with a sack full of caterpillars
wut.....

Would you rather have :moon: or :andr: in your bed at night?

[Thear22]

:moon: She is a queen <3

Would you rather never eat again or never drink again?

[MichaelBurge]

Never eat again - liquids are more convenient.

Have your mana drained by a naughty :mage:, or have your heart broken by a slutty :succ:?


Please do an erotic story for all the members.

There is now a dedicated thread for this.

[Sauron`]

Mana drained by a naught magebane, Succubus heartbreak I couldn't take </3



Would you rather have no arms or joybear ravashing 24/7 for a week.

[Lhune]

I'll go with JoyBear. I dare bet I can take her easy. Plus I need my arms for quite a few things which I hope to be doing for most of my life and I'd happily survive a week of misery for that.

Would you rather eat nothing but junk food for a week (including unhealthy drinks), or eat nothing -at all- for a week and drink only water?

[Skyve]

I can do with only drinking water for a day or two easy, but since I rarely ever eat junk food, I guess it wouldn't be that bad either. But only drinking sugared drinks sucks :(

Would you rather... meet Zachari Levi or Felicia Day.

[Sauron`]

Felicia Day for other reasons....
Would you rather make YawningAngel mad by beating him with 5 nomads, or make PhoenixForce mad by beating him with 5 sandwraiths,

[LonelyQueen]

Rofl, our last 2 matches <3 i choose Nomad thing cus i waz owning him so bad



Would u rather
get 9000 gold coin or 100000 silver

[Lhune]

Gold. And then sell my account like all the popular kids.

Would you rather be forever bald (and by that I mean everywhere) or forever excessively hairy? You will be able to shave/wax if the latter, but it'll always grow back.

[Coolcollo]

I'd rather be bald. I'm already excessively hairy, and a change to smooth isn't bad. Now if it's just like mountain man hairy I'll take that.

Would you rather make YawningAngel mad by getting Immortal (16/0) with Pestilence on 800 ping or make him go on a date with Joybear. Either way he's going to be hurting anally.

[Sauron`]

Prolly make him mad by getting immortal.

Would you rather go on a Date with Joybear, but Ricebunny is waiting at home to be yours forever.
or Let LonelyQueen have her way with you while Lhune watches.

[Coolcollo]

I would never put Lhune through something like that.

I'll take Hnnnnngbunny forever. She could help remove the foul taint of being in the presence of Joybearpig while speaking to me in languages I do not know.

Would you rather play a hero that you have 0 fun with, die all the time, but never lose a game :glac: or play a hero that you get massive kills, never die, have lots of fun and never win :Codex: :scou:

[Coolcollo]

derp post.

[LonelyQueen]

never win MOAR FUN


would u rather have a threesome with me and caesius or with Lhune and Rice bunny

[Ouker]

I think Imma go with Lhune and bunny until I confirm your feminity.

Would you rather get :monk: or Master or Arms from EA right away, if you wouldn't otherwise never get either?

[Ninja_Style]

Tough choice. I think I'd pick MoA though. His skillshot is just so much fun to use. :)

Who would you rather not want to see naked: RodgerDodger (Octavia) or MichaelBurge?

[BlanketGhost]

MichaelBurge. Totally DON'T want to see him naked. I'd hate to waste a bottle of brain bleach and a good(?) person's life.

Would you rather have a) True Love OR b) Lots of Money that even if you buy a Lamborghini every single day you still have money to swim around in.