Doing bad at HoN all of a sudden? I may know why

[Supermanirl]

Have you suddenly started doing bad at HoN when you were better earlier? Well it could be related to masturbation.

You might be thinking "Wait masturbation? That is a healthy practice!" Well yes it's true that its healthy when not over doing it. This came into light when I recently started doing bad, like running around in teamfights instead of doing stuff. So I looked at my recent habit changes, excess masturbation, so I went ahead and googled about it and found out this


Does masturbation has any effect on brain ?

Yes. Although not directly. It does affect your brain in one way or another. For example it decreases your memory power. You seem to forget things that you should remember. You become uncertain about many things. You can't remember dates and events exactly. You are not sure weather you have locked the door or not. You mind becomes a sort of uncertain.



TL;DR
Stop masturbating 2-3 times a day and limit it to 2-3 times a week

[IHitYouHARD]

Wtf??? hahahahaha

lol'd...

/serious face: WTF

[Twillz]

Once a week.

[Rapid]

oh man thats why

[KalurO]

What is the source of your quote?
All masturbation does (Assuming you get an orgasm) Is temporarily reducing your testosterone levels.

[fridolf]

haha funny. that's how I found out to ! !! thank you Hon and psr system. It's true. 1 drip of sperm is 60 drips of blood.

Funny how they use the words to. mans best friend a dog instead of god and sex instead of Xes to it.

what about those pro hon players to ? Got milk ? Angry testies. do you think they know ?

When i hadn't mastrubated for 4 months. my psr went to 1816. when i started again, cause it can be hard to stop when you start again, its almost stronger then heroin my psr dropped to 1430.

[Am]

Does masturbation has any effect on brain ?

Yes. Although not directly. It does affect your brain in one way or another. For example it decreases your memory power. You seem to forget things that you should remember. You become uncertain about many things. You can't remember dates and events exactly. You are not sure weather you have locked the door or not. You mind becomes a sort of uncertain.

Cool source, bro.

[IMMvp]

I stopped masturbating.

Now im almost 1800.

[PsychoClown]

[...]weather you have locked the door or not.

Must be a very reliable source.

[Mopez]

Does this apply to sex aswell? Does sex make you dumb?

[IHitYouHARD]

Cool stories bros

[IMMvp]

Cool stories bros

If youre trying to indicate 1800 solo takes time to get, then its just you being bad and deluded.

edit : Wtf u edited ur post 5 sek after. gg, i guess you feared my awesome reply and realized how wrong you were.

[Deutschland]

Does this apply to sex aswell? Does sex make you dumb?

People who play HoN don't have sex... :(

[IMMvp]

Does this apply to sex aswell? Does sex make you dumb?

Try try solve a tough mathematical equation while having an orgasm.

You cant.

[Wolverine]

So... Does that involve handjobs too? It`s almost the same as masturbation, but by another person. And in that case, what about blowjobs, or even regular sex? Does it affect brain function too?

This is total BS (and I do not refer to blacksmith by BS). Your brain is fine, so take it easy. But take it easy on the little fella aswel - excesive masturbation may not have bad effects on the brain, but that doesn`t mean it`s recomended to overdo it.

The only reason I can imagine for breaking concentration, is cause of the "happy hormones" that the brain produces during orgasm. But that includes every kind of sex ^^

So, what would it be? Matering HoN or having regular sex life (masturbation not included!)?

I choose life ^^

I graduated medicine 2 years ago, so I have basic ideas what I`m talking about ^^

[fridolf]

I think woman need our sperm.

[Tsunamee]

If youre trying to indicate 1800 solo takes time to get, then its just you being bad and deluded.


Not 1800 after 450 games? It cant be that easy.

[WorstPlayer]

Dota 2 will fix it.

[fridolf]

hey lol. your avatar. I got a good one. IF I RUIN PEOPLE

PEOPLE WILL BRING ME FOOD ?

And that's why you are bombarded with sex. Cause rich smart people make poor dumb people and you dont need to be smart to get why.

the same people that make porn make your mtv videos

[Gozen]

I think the main issue here is masturbation while playing as opposed to per say masturbation in general. Pretty sure you aren't gonna be playing as well with one hand, while distracted by your other hand jerking you.

TL;DR : Stop jerking while playing nerds.

[IMMvp]

Not 1800 after 450 games? It cant be that easy.

Ive been 1800 before. And if i played only to gain PSR i would have more.

Right now i just play to play, even if my chances of gaining PSR is lower, the chance of getting more valuable experience is larger.

[FREE_EARL]

/facepalm

[skyFire]

You guys are bored...

[Wolverine]

You guys are bored...

This ^^

[IMMvp]

So... Does that involve handjobs too? It`s almost the same as masturbation, but by another person. And in that case, what about blowjobs, or even regular sex? Does it affect brain function too?

This is total BS (and I do not refer to blacksmith by BS). Your brain is fine, so take it easy. But take it easy on the little fella aswel - excesive masturbation may not have bad effects on the brain, but that doesn`t mean it`s recomended to overdo it.

The only reason I can imagine for breaking concentration, is cause of the "happy hormones" that the brain produces during orgasm. But that includes every kind of sex ^^

So, what would it be? Matering HoN or having regular sex life (masturbation not included!)?

I choose life ^^

I graduated medicine 2 years ago, so I have basic ideas what I`m talking about ^^

It seems you dont though.

"but by another person. And in that case, what about blowjobs, or even regular sex? Does it affect brain function too?"

Yea it affect brain function too. You must have been the worst in your class.

Also seems you have a very black/white vision about HoN. Because you are bad at differentiating it seems.

Is it totally weird to have sex 3 days a week instead of 2-3 times a day?

I guess youre a sex freak perv. No wonder you studied the human body.

[Ripoff]

well that explains everything. cheers!

[flibble]

2-3 times a day make my weiner hurty :(

[IMMvp]

2-3 times a day make my weiner hurty :(

I tried 8 i think it was in the same day.

Next day you cant even take a piss without feeling satan himself is crawling out of your penus.

[Tamachan]

Dota 2 will fix it.
classic 100 internets

[flibble]

I tried 8 i think it was in the same day.

Next day you cant even take a piss without feeling satan himself is crawling out of your penus.

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss234/Dave_244/oh_you_super.jpg

[IMMvp]

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss234/Dave_244/oh_you_super.jpg

Yea rofl i wont do that again.

[fridolf]

bumping cause it saves lifes

[Strygwyr]

i hate my pen0r, rly.

[pmkaboo]

thats why you should do it always after the game, and not while waiting in lobby..

[Fluffywolf]

Damnit, I guess I'll keep sucking at HoN.

There is no way I can stop masturbating at every chance I get, since I don't remember what other things I could be doing.

[fridolf]

thats why you should not do it at all, and not while woman are waiting on earth...

[ArieDeOwner]

So if they would make the waiting times for matchmaking lower I would play better?!

Wow....

Well S2, fix it and don't give me the oppertunity to fap when waiting for matchmaking!


I tried 8 i think it was in the same day.

Next day you cant even take a piss without feeling satan himself is crawling out of your penus.

Amateurs.....

[fridolf]

Damnit, I guess I'll keep sucking at HoN.

There is no way I can stop masturbating at every chance I get, since I don't remember what other things I could be doing.

hehe ok. need some of you to wank or I won't be able to increase my psr.

[Fluffywolf]

If the female heroes looked hotter and had better graphics, I would be able to multitask much better.

Having to alt tab really screws up my play.

Fix please, S2!

[Zulyar]

havn't masturbated in a while at all, maybe thats why i'm doing bad.

[Nubb3r]

cool story bro

[Supermanirl]

Here's the source
http://www.ismasturbationbad.com/main.htm

ciao

[JONNyG]

THAT EXPLAINS MY KDR.

I gotta get off that HoNtai... That **** pulls my little ****ers right onto the moniter!

EDIT: I wonder if our fellow females have this same problem? Any comments from MsPudding? :D

[Emptronic]

So me playing with one-hand is like playing with a handicap?

Na uh...

[aethelwulf]

Here's the source
http://www.ismasturbationbad.com/main.htm

ciao

Clearly someone who is only semi-literate and completely ignores all medical evidence is a good source of information.

[JoshPFriends]

i masturbate 8 times a day

[Crypto]

so if you masturbate 3 times a day and play league of legends you get to 900 psr?

[Supermanirl]

so if you masturbate 3 times a day and play league of legends you get to 900 psr?
By that time you find LoL heroes horny and get brainwashed

[Santa]

Proven false, I'll keep going.

[C00LBeans]

Sex 2-3 times a day might have opposite effect yes?

[NerdAlert]

you can't go blind blowing your load

and that's why god's a liar (liar)

you underrate your need of fire (fire)

[Zasus]

no wonder.

[Megumijk]

How does this effect women?

[NerdAlert]

forget about it lose that dress (dress)

[Megumijk]

So it changes nothing about how men act? :P

[ProfessorOak]

Deformation ( Shrinkage ) of Penis due to Masturbation

http://www.ismasturbationbad.com/def_penis.GIF

How is masturbation related to penis size and structure? Does it have any bad effect on it?

Non frequent masturbation does not have any bad effect on the health of the penis. The penis remains healthy, big, hard and energetic. However if you masturbate too often ( twice a day every day or like that), it might have very bad effect on your penis size. Masturbation will lead to Premature Ejaculation problem. You will not be able to satisfy your partner and bring her to orgasm. You may not be able to have proper sexual intercourse. Here is the significant change that you will see in your penis after you are inflicted with premature ejaculation problem.

The penis will become narrow in the base and thick near the tip. The penis will look like shrink near its base. This is because the penis loses its rigidity and hardness and therefor erection size.
The erection size decreases. Since the stiffness of the penis decreases considerably. In fact if you squeezes the penis between your fingers you fingers will almost touch each other. This can be easily felt when the penis is not erect. On erection the penis will do get some of it's stiffness but it will never be like the one that is normal, very hard and of course stiff.
You loose stiffness and hardness considerably. This of course comes as one of the aftermath of the excessive masturbation. Your penis cannot attain that hardness that it should attain for a healthy sex. Theoretically even you attain that hardness [ if you are very excited ] you can't help ejaculating it by merely rubbing it one or two times. That means you can't have healthy sex!
Although the above three are the main deformation of your penis due to masturbation or premature ejaculation, the penis leaks each time you think of a fantasy. Many times you even have an erection when your penis is not fully erect or hardly erect! Yes this is true. This is all because of low sexual power due to masturbation.

[Supermanirl]

Proven false, I'll keep going.
PSR: 1621

nope it's true after all :>

[Zasus]

that looks like a table top spinning there professor.

[IMMvp]

Since i stopped masturbating ive risen and risen in PSR.

Almost 1800 ****ers. (100% solo pub)

So its proven. Stop molesting your penuses, and get some PSR.

Thats what matters in life.

[GauntElakor]

^^^^

And the world is saved

[Megumijk]

Since i stopped masturbating ive risen and risen in PSR.

Almost 1800 ****ers. (100% solo pub)

So its proven. Stop molesting your penuses, and get some PSR.

Thats what matters in life.

False. I have no penis and my PSR sucks.

[Crabski]

2-3 times a day!?

Jesus holy balls.

[Bobble]

Wait, seriously, 2-3 times a day? You know, I actually do things during the day, and sleep during the night. If there is time to wank off, it's going to be once. You'll ruin the experience if you do it more times, because it becomes less of a pleasure and more of a chore. "Oh look, the days almost over and I've only got my rocks off ONCE? I may be in a business meeting, but I have to make my quota of masturbation, and I have to make it NOW!"

[INEED2BUKKS]

3 times a day is considered a lot?

...... :S

[ProfessorOak]

you only need to be worried once you hit double digits