Loneliness

[htns]

Girls get lonely, just a different kind of lonely to guys.

Guys get truly lonely, exacerbated by girls' insistence that nice guys are great while themselves ignoring nice guys. Guys usually would settle for any kind of companionship, hence their strong bonds with dogs, who show their unfaltering loyalty.

Girls say they're "lonely" when their sense of entitlement isn't fulfilled, as even the most average of girls usually expects Brad Pitt to be in awe of them. Or they want attention from 10+ groups of friends currently milling around them.

Guys just want someone to love, girls just want to the absolute best there is in order to show off and live out their princess complex.

[Demuh]

Interesting...

[WorstPlayer]

and dude, if you arent trolling, consider the ugly guys (even by straight standards) that land a glamor model bird. Feed off their insecurities.

if all else fails http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbLnMiorA54

[Zasus]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/032/2/9/Glee_Signature_by_iKensuke.png

[LegoPirate]

no trolling bawww threads you *******s.

[uhhhahhhohah]

maybe you should poast about the friends zone next, you dumb gay idiot child

[InbredMule]

Girls just wanna have fu un

[zodiaclung]

maybe you should poast about the friends zone next, you dumb gay idiot child
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[Zasus]

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doesn't look empty

[WorstPlayer]

i shall devide me post into them 2 sectionals. teh first is the troll in which am extracting vast amounts of troll on u is understand. womenz is like the blood chalice imba and there is the nothing u is doing about it. i am also thinking op is the gay becuz he is sad and is qqing is bad likepinoys in hon is best yes. l2get biches noob scrub.

Now, OP I will tell you how to get girls.

1. Be a douche. Not any douche, but the loudest, stupidest douche possible. Bonus points for screaming obscenities in public places.
2. Surround yourself with frat boys. They are the best friends a man can have and always bring enlightening and philosophical converstaions to the table.
3. Dress up. Let the woman in you out and buy as much fancy clothing and product as you can. Remember its all about appearances.
4. Mingle with your fellow intellectuals at bars or clubs. The latter is preferred. Proceed to drink your own body weight in alcohol, or you simply are not a man.
5. Study trivial stuff like its the night before the MCAT. You must be a music, film and sports buff. Games and books are for nerds.

^Follow the rules OP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoFMODg_mfY

[MasterChief]

I still dont understand ppl who like Glee
its like you eat **** with **** and later you put more **** in your mouth

[Zasus]

its like you eat four stars with four stars and later you put more stars in your mouth

[StarChief]

im going to rape u with a rake:warb:

[WorstPlayer]

its like you eat four stars with four stars and later you put more stars in your mouth

The dice has been rolled. :pyro:

[Ouker]

I can vouch for the guys section to be true.

[InsaneChef]

you can pretty much sum up htns in phases

1. i want this girl phase
2. all girls suck phase
3. /b/ tripe meme phase
4. emo phase

[WorstPlayer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS7PO3wzCso

[Crabski]

Nice guys are friend-zoned because they present themselves asexually. It is not the girl's fault that she won't f*ck you. It's yours. How is this hard to grasp?

Also, I lol'd InsaneChef. Very true.

[MrSnowman]

i shall devide me post into them 2 sectionals. teh first is the troll in which am extracting vast amounts of troll on u is understand. womenz is like the blood chalice imba and there is the nothing u is doing about it. i am also thinking op is the gay becuz he is sad and is qqing is bad likepinoys in hon is best yes. l2get biches noob scrub.

Now, OP I will tell you how to get girls.

1. Be a douche. Not any douche, but the loudest, stupidest douche possible. Bonus points for screaming obscenities in public places.
2. Surround yourself with frat boys. They are the best friends a man can have and always bring enlightening and philosophical converstaions to the table.
3. Dress up. Let the woman in you out and buy as much fancy clothing and product as you can. Remember its all about appearances.
4. Mingle with your fellow intellectuals at bars or clubs. The latter is preferred. Proceed to drink your own body weight in alcohol, or you simply are not a man.
5. Study trivial stuff like its the night before the MCAT. You must be a music, film and sports buff. Games and books are for nerds.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoFMODg_mfY
Really? That's what it's like in some countries? Over here we call that kind of people strange, or worse. Socially retarded. But I don't see how one could have a loud philosophical conversation. They're mostly revolved around thinking. Modest drinking make you bad at making cowardly choices. Works well with women, because a selfconfident attitude is pretty vital when in a bar. Doesn't really matter what you're confident about, just be confident.

What is(are) a frat(s) anyway?


Agree on OP about loneliness though. Not that women can put up a defense on this forum.
I would really like to take a conversation about this with a woman I have no desire/possibility to bang.

Edit: Why is this in balphs belly anyway? OP's post is dead-serious in my eyes.

[uhhhahhhohah]

ask me im a gay black girldad in the irl

[zodiaclung]

Nice guys are friend-zoned because they present themselves asexually. It is not the girl's fault that she won't f*ck you. It's yours. How is this hard to grasp?

Also, I lol'd InsaneChef. Very true.
no
you get friendzoned when she gets to know you and finds out how boring/dumb/ugly you are
any girl you got friendzoned by youd never would have been in a long term relationship anyways, even if you got lucky

[InbredMule]

no
you get friendzoned when she gets to know you and finds out how boring/dumb/ugly you are
any girl you got friendzoned by youd never would have been in a long term relationship anyways, even if you got lucky

RAGE

[Sir_Josh]

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