wow what a bunch of dorks in this forum

[MichaelBurge]

should ban the whole lot of you imo

[Aflacduck]

We are not penises.

[Takarabako]

Why do you make a topic for this?
There are also alot of nice people on the forums!

[Aracuan]

like me.

[cute]

and sai

[JellySmelly]

NO U

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5108/dokuru014xx.jpg

[Aracuan]

wait..what's the name of that animu.

[JellySmelly]

wait..what's the name of that animu.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bludgeoning_Angel_Dokuro-Chan

[Bobble]

Now that's just ****ing weird. God damn Japanese. At least Spongebob Squarepants makes sense.

[F1]

Now that's just ****ing weird. God damn Japanese. At least Spongebob Squarepants makes sense.
Lol, have you noticed that the interior of Patrick's house changes every single time it's shown?

[Bobble]

Lol, have you noticed that the interior of Patrick's house changes every single time it's shown?

He's a brilliant rock designer. Not my fault Patrick is so talented! :P

[Kowz]

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
nande mo dekichau BATTO ESUKARIBORUGU!

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
mahou no gion de jinsei yarinaoshite ageru

iya yo dame yo konna no BAKABAKA
sonna ni GIRAGIRA shinaide
onegai dakara eii!

bokusatsu tenshi chi shibuki DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan
bokusatsu tenshi shinzou DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan
funde shibatte tataite
kette jirashite tsurushite
demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
bannou chimamire BATTO ESUKARIBORUGU!

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
fushigi na gion de yume kanaete ageru

iya n baka n uffu n DAMEDAME
sonna ni MURAMURA shinaide
onegai dakara eii!

bokusatsu tenshi BATTO de DOSUDOSU DOKURO-chan
bokusatsu tenshi chi midoro dorodoro DOKURO-chan
kitte nagutte nabutte
sashite sarashite tarashite
demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
tensai togetoge BATTO ESUKARIBORUGU

pipirupirupirupipirupi~
pipirupirupirupipirupi~
kawaii gion de jinsei DOKIDOKI BAKUBAKU

hafu n ahi papu yurushite
sonna ni GITOGITO shinaide
onegai dakara eii!

bokusatsu tenshi chi matsuri DONDON ko DOKURO-chan
bokusatsu tenshi hanaji dopyudopyu DOKURO-chan
daite dakarete tojikomete
naite waratte koroshite
demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no

bokusatsu tenshi BATTO de DOSUDOSU DOKURO-chan
bokusatsu tenshi chi midoro dorodoro DOKURO-chan
kitte nagutte nabutte
sashite sarashite tarashite
demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no

pipirupirupirupipirupi~

[MichaelBurge]

It has been ages since I checked this thread, and there is still a disturbingly high number of dorks in this forum; even this thread.

Seriously people, get a life. Especially you nerds watching cartoons all day parading around your lyrics and pictures like anyone cares. You're worse than those people showing off their stats every post with a huge obnoxiously colorful sig - nobody cares about you either, nerds.

[TOOL`]

i thought anime fans were dorks also

GUESS I WAS WRONG

[xXSheperdXx]

Evil bump

[Blet`]

exactly how old is this thread?

[MichaelBurge]

exactly how old is this thread?

Old enough that my last post in it loses all of its irony. :temp:

[Blet`]

Old enough that my last post in it loses all of its irony. :temp:
well yes, I have been here a long time( In different reincarnations as various accounts during beta). Not as long as the ever eternal Burge but, Hateposts against animefans haven't been standard here for aeons.

>Tl: dr This doesn't look like something the current Burge would ever lower himself to writing.

[Thear22]

Who brought this post back up?!
And why didnt micheal post more then 10 sentences?

[Bobble]

well yes, I have been here a long time( In different reincarnations as various accounts during beta). Not as long as the ever eternal Burge but, Hateposts against animefans haven't been standard here for aeons.

>Tl: dr This doesn't look like something the current Burge would ever lower himself to writing.

Really? I've been trying to bring the hate back...

and Burge isn't eternal, lol.

[MichaelBurge]

well yes, I have been here a long time( In different reincarnations as various accounts during beta). Not as long as the ever eternal Burge but, Hateposts against animefans haven't been standard here for aeons.

>Tl: dr This doesn't look like something the current Burge would ever lower himself to writing.

The irony comes from:


"Dork" is a reference to my signature, where I pulled some random stat(I think average creep kills) and said, "70 people agree that Michael Burge is a dork."


I had an obnoxiously colorful signature showing off my stats, yet called other people out for doing the same thing.


"It's been ages since I checked this thread" when it was only a few days.


However, one thing that has not changed - my faithful Dokuro-chan, who has never left me even after all these years. :succ:

http://animeprincess.kokidokom.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/19293734_bokusatsutenshidokurochan_.jpg


and Burge isn't eternal, lol.

My love for Dokuro-chan burns with the intensity of a thousand white-hot suns, our passion as fresh as the day it was first kindled. Truly, if our love is not eternal what is? With Dokuro-chan by my side to keep me going, I will never truly die - she is the sparkle in my eye, the fuel that drives me.

I'm sorry that you're unable to relate to what we have here, Bobbles - but it's truly a special and magnificent thing.

[MacroHard]

and Burge isn't eternal, lol.

Even my account is older than Burge (only by a few days).

[Lethe]

Even my account is older than Burge (only by a few days).

I'm more ancient than you.

HA!

[MacroHard]

First 10,000. Impressive.

I should have kept my original beta account created back in May 2009.

[N`Hydrolisk]

First 10,000. Impressive.

I should have kept my original beta account created back in May 2009.

My account is older, my account is older! Uuuuhahhahahaha, MUHAHAHAHA!

[Bobble]

Well, I suppose my account creation is a bit younger than most of you guys, that's why whenever I say age, I relate it to OT induction.

It makes me seem aged and wise, like mighty Gandalf.

[xXSheperdXx]

and it all wouldn't have been if it wasn't for me :D

[Blet`]

Well, My first hon Account was created back when ophelia could dominate ancients and plague / valk weren't even ported yet!

I sadly, choose to use another account when game went to retail.

[xXSheperdXx]

Ophelia could dominate ancients ? WHAT !

[Vampiress]

My account is older, my account is older! Uuuuhahhahahaha, MUHAHAHAHA!
Mine is even older. What now?

[Coolcollo]

My first account was older, then it got deleted (account name was MarcDeForest)

[MacroHard]

My first account was older, then it got deleted (account name was MarcDeForest)

lol.

I remember when...

Puppet Master ult was channeling
Chronos level 1 rewind had a typo so it blocked 100% instead of 10%
Two heroes activating blade mail would insta-kill eachother
Electrician's shield blocked 60% of damage
Tempest could transfigure ancients
Tempest meteor wtfpwnd Kongor
Legionaire could kill wards with whirling blade
Pebbles chuck wouldnt do damage to a moving target

[Broodje]

Wasn't electrician a new hero that was added later on in the game?? :<

I joined when you could move in chronos ult without having a sotm, and zephyr leap, and when deadwood was brand new. So not that long ago.

[MacroHard]

If my memory serves me correctly I believe Puppet and Electrician were the original S2 unique heroes. They were around since closed beta.

Zephyr was one of the early ones as well, but everything but his tornadoes have been changed. He used to have a leap that slowed enemies on arrival, like myrmidon and chronos. This was also before there was such a thing as vector targetting so he didnt have gust. His shield that gave evasion was also activated instead of passive and lasted for X duration.

[Broodje]

Did the game have any graphical updates? Not like water textures, but more... err 'hd' like or something?

[MacroHard]

If it has it's been subtle. I know they improved how the river water looks.

As far as I can tell the graphics have more or less remained the same since over two years ago. Any changed have either been gradual or otherwise went unnoticed by me.

[Broodje]

I guess so, I do remember puppet master being able to stack riftshards with shroud and his passive :D Much fun.

[MacroHard]

He can still stack all three of those...

[Broodje]

The passive is considered a crit and doesn't stack with riftshards crit right? Thought the highest crit overruled the other, wouldn't it be a bit too op to run around and crit for 5k with normal items?

[Coolcollo]

Broodje it still stacks.

It no longer can proc on the whiplash hit though.

It can proc on the other 4

[Coolcollo]

lol.

I remember when...

Puppet Master ult was channeling
Chronos level 1 rewind had a typo so it blocked 100% instead of 10%
Two heroes activating blade mail would insta-kill eachother
Electrician's shield blocked 60% of damage
Tempest could transfigure ancients
Tempest meteor wtfpwnd Kongor
Legionaire could kill wards with whirling blade
Pebbles chuck wouldnt do damage to a moving target

Soul Reaper ult auto killing kongor was cake.

[Lhune]

Odd. I've been around since closed beta but I don't remember tempest's meteor killing Kongor. I do know that it was possible for Pyro to kill Kong at lvl 1, which I believe is no longer possible now.

[Coolcollo]

I killed kongor at lvl 1 with pyro back when attacks still hit him outside of pool and ward locking was possible.

Temp meteor did SO MUCH to kongor (his magic armor was not 50).

Soul Reaper ult would insta kill him at a certain threshold.

Fenrirs fang was an item.

Ophelia would take ancients at lvl 1

so many bugs.

[Broodje]

Well that's obviously what I meant with the whiplash crit proc. And it was also possible to solo kongor with chronos if you leapt on the right edge of the lair, you could hit kongor but he couldn't hit you on the ledge, because of the attack range.

And ofcourse you got the kongor vid that solo's kraken, can't find vid :<

[Loli]

Also you could solo Kongor at level one with Chronos by timeleaping into a corner where kong couldn't hit you but you could still hit kongor.
Forsaken Archer's three second skeles.
13v13s.
Engi's turret.
Puppet's Ult removing people from the game.
Alchemist Bones crashing servers.
Gauntlet could activate Q then R near a creep wave and do 300 AoE damage for everything it it.
Armadon's Passive blocking 80% from all sides.

Bunch of fun glitches over the years.

[Broodje]

Lol loli u mad?

[MacroHard]

Odd. I've been around since closed beta but I don't remember tempest's meteor killing Kongor. I do know that it was possible for Pyro to kill Kong at lvl 1, which I believe is no longer possible now.

Meteor does 6% of max health for 8 seconds. A single casting of meteor would take Kongor down to about half health, minus his regen.

[MacroHard]

Also you could solo Kongor at level one with Chronos by timeleaping into a corner where kong couldn't hit you but you could still hit kongor.
Forsaken Archer's three second skeles.
13v13s.
Engi's turret.
Puppet's Ult removing people from the game.
Alchemist Bones crashing servers.
Gauntlet could activate Q then R near a creep wave and do 300 AoE damage for everything it it.
Armadon's Passive blocking 80% from all sides.

Bunch of fun glitches over the years.

You could solo Kongor level 1 just by walking up to him with Chronos since level 1 rewind negated 100% of all damage.

[Loli]

But the leap glitch was in for MONTHS.

[MacroHard]

Remember when Plague was first introduced and his model was a tea-pot if you turned graphics setting to low?

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/inokarah/teapotPlagueRider.jpg

[Loli]

That actually still happens with certain heroes on some specific settings.
Most people who play don't play on low seeing as this is a very very low specifications game anyways.

[LonelyQueen]

when i entered, :fayd: and :chip: just got realesed

[Beanybag]

When I entered DW had just been released. Also I remember when PR's ult was fast and did aoe damage with each bounce. He's still stupid good.
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[Bobble]

I entered, umm, can't remember, but I do know that 2 months after I came in, SR and PR were released.